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258639  Robespierre: Pom-pom-pomeranians

258642  Robespierre: The aerodynamic function of those strakes above the rear window are only slightly negated by the roof racks and the Sirius antenna

258337  Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258663  Robespierre: "Satan has left the building"

258337  Science: "It's no good, I can't maneuver!" "Stay on target." "We're too close!" "Stay on target!" "Loosen up!" "They came from... behind! "

258697  KingTrebek: Okay boy

258666  Robespierre: Lemmego

258668  Robespierre: Why bother? It would cost someone their livelihood.

258723  Prostata: yeah... good fuckin' luck with that

258719  Scoo: The boom mic suggests there's more too this

258672  Robespierre: But he DOES have spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle ... sometimes.

258729  Solemn: -schlorp-

258337  Science: She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts

258337  Science: Sorry about the mess.

258673  Robespierre: For one very brief moment I thought it read Parkinson's For Beginners

258679  Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258373  Science: "Hey - I'm so white that I don't understand this phrase!"

258684  Robespierre: Out hiking at Redstone Saturday when an thorm outflow band started blasting us with sand - felt like this looks, although the fennec is better prepared than we were

258692  Robespierre: "You're not terrierizing hard enough, son ... MORE MADNESS!"

258695  Robespierre: Keep calm and pangolin on

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258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)



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Score:
432
 
 chemical: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?
 Teechur: Just hold on! I'll be done in a fecund.
 Science: Only weirdos drop their pants to take a standing whiz. That's what they make zippers for, pervert.
 BlarfyB: @Felicity I think "gravid" is the more specific term for clowns.
 Not A Bot: Barb wire I've seen before but brab wire??? Is it electiric?
 discodisco: It just means fertile, but it sounds like something worse
 Shay: @zrj235 Seeing that's a NYPD van, he's obviously pissing on the front door.
 zrj235: ...what is that guy right in front of the door doing?
 Not A Bot: Once we perfect the open top bong, the world will be ours.
 ignatz: I didn't have coulrophobia until just now..
Image 216656   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
282
 
 ignatz: Bwahahaha: He pleaded to god for forgiveness on his deathbed. Wouldn't ordinarily be a laughing matter, but just listen to the guy.. in fact don't waste your time
 ignatz: @zrj235 Wow, what a boring self-important twat!
 WetWilly: At first I thought the turtle was smoking.
 2Berries: Where would you put it?
 zrj235: @ignatz Anton LaVey
 zrj235: Jeez, Magical Painting Genie Turtle, you drive a hard bargain.
 ignatz: You only get what you take. (Who said that?)
Image 216655   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
237
 
 dingding: @dangerkeith3000 I can almost see the bushes
 IM AN ASSHOLE: @Yurishiro 36, but my parents kept an old porn stash under their bed lol
 Bro Bro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?
 Spazstatic: I would wear nothing but a cloak of my own hair as long as I knew I'd never sweat.
 MylesX: I miss 70s porn.
 zrj235: HELLO MY HAIR
Image 216654   11-21-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
188
 
 Mr Bleak: d: zero.
 Niels Bohr: IT'S AS TRAP!
 zrj235: @Dr. Bathroom Hey Kelly does this D look like an exponential function to you? Well it does just keep gettin bigger
 Dr. Bathroom: I think d is more an exponential function rather than linear.
 FabricMan: a. One in 30, since Mike can probably tell Kelly's astrological sign after chatting her up a bit
Image 216653   11-21-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
533
 
 tears as lube: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.
 a robot: "When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!"
 sparenamelaptopdied: More than it should, it just makes me think of "District 9"
Image 216652   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
597
 
 Springbok: I really, really like the contrast in textures in this
Image 216651   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
539
 
 Shay: The dingo ate your bananer.
 Side Boob: It's cool. His name is "Scale"
Image 216650   11-21-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
142
 
 zrj235: Well, I guess it's time to clean the toilet.
Image 216649   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
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 Drump Porbs: @Science According to a recent /National Geographic/, they have always been acutely aware of how ephmeral economy and ecology can be. They used to make their money from pearl diving before cultured pearls ended that industry. All the oil sheiks back to the 1970s have been concerned about modernising, and the current one is trying to make Dubai the greenest city in the world, with solar-powered everything and buildings that shade each other. IIRC the article did address the appalling treatment of guest workers but I forget what theyre doing about that
 shark: GOOD LORD Russians raise immortal geese since 1991!!!!!
 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD
 Science: @Felicity: Oh? Slave labor not cutting it anymore?
 wordjones: Dubai is actually working on becoming sustainable
 Not A Bot: She can ride my Battle Cat anytime!
 Sadbot: One of the good things about Spec Ops: The Line was all the levels were crumbling monuments decadence brought low by hubris
 tib gubb: i wonder if russian geese are super nice
 wolfpk: Lose or no building codes are great for speedy building, but also for speedy collapse.
Image 216648   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
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 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..
 Annoying Vegan : Huh. My dermatologist showed me this exact same diagram.
 jazzjunkie: Early Saturday morning, Fun Complex cameras picked up blurry motion near the soda machine. The footage is quite fuzzy and difficult to discern. Perhaps it is merely rats or raccoons, digging through an uncovered supply of junk food. But it is, of course, much more likely that a lost nation of people, living in the bowels of a small-town bowling alley, are finally revealing themselves, taking our food supplies, and preparing for war.
 jazzjunkie: Update: There has been the sound of chanting and machinery from under the pin retrieval area of lane five, and Teddy Williams has changed all the bowlers names on the electronic scorecards to THEY ARE HERE.
 jazzjunkie: Teddy Williams, owner of the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex, has reported that he is starting an around-the-clock militia watch on the buried city beneath the pin retrieval area of lane five. This watch will consist of a line of patriotic volunteers, armed to the teeth and forming an unbroken perimeter along the whole of the bowling area. Teddy admits that this will make bowling slightly more difficult than usual, and league games may have to be rescheduled or made illegal. But, he adds that this is a small price to pay for safety.
 BlarfyB: @Flarmie I'm glad it wasn't "Collapsed Sinkhole."
 BlarfyB: Karst you!
 realjon: Lemiwinks was here
 Flarmie: "Drip Curtain" was my porn name.
 Nope: That's where the mole people live!
 tib gubb: i bet there's all kinds of crazy stuff living down there
 FabricMan: Batman
Image 216647   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
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