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273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

273229  Spazstatic: Now let's play "find the malware!"

273231  Spazstatic: She can't wear jeans without really uncomfortable bunching at the waist band.

273246  lecj07: Technically vodka can have traces of gluten, so this makes sense

273251  addend: Every. Moment.

273225  addend: LOL, childhood trauma.

273242  Spazstatic: Legally obliged doesn't mean legally required, right?

273249  WannaBee: That's an improvement. Their coffee sucks.

273244  Spazstatic: Everything's better with googly eyes.

273247  Spazstatic: My wife is awesome. She'll let me sleep in on the weekends because even though she's taking care of the kid 90% of the time, she doesn't have to get up at 5:30-6 in the morning. At least for now.

273242  WannaBee: Yes, I frequently borrow children.

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."



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 chemical: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?
 Teechur: Just hold on! I'll be done in a fecund.
 Science: Only weirdos drop their pants to take a standing whiz. That's what they make zippers for, pervert.
 BlarfyB: @Felicity I think "gravid" is the more specific term for clowns.
 Not A Bot: Barb wire I've seen before but brab wire??? Is it electiric?
 discodisco: It just means fertile, but it sounds like something worse
 Shay: @zrj235 Seeing that's a NYPD van, he's obviously pissing on the front door.
 zrj235: ...what is that guy right in front of the door doing?
 Not A Bot: Once we perfect the open top bong, the world will be ours.
 metallica: I didn't have coulrophobia until just now..
Image 216656   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
282
 
 ruiner: Bwahahaha: He pleaded to god for forgiveness on his deathbed. Wouldn't ordinarily be a laughing matter, but just listen to the guy.. in fact don't waste your time
 Cory Trevor: @zrj235 Wow, what a boring self-important twat!
 WetWilly: At first I thought the turtle was smoking.
 2Berries: Where would you put it?
 zrj235: @ignatz Anton LaVey
 zrj235: Jeez, Magical Painting Genie Turtle, you drive a hard bargain.
 beefbeef: You only get what you take. (Who said that?)
Image 216655   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
237
 
 dingding: @dangerkeith3000 I can almost see the bushes
 IM AN ASSHOLE: @Yurishiro 36, but my parents kept an old porn stash under their bed lol
 Bro Bro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?
 Spazstatic: I would wear nothing but a cloak of my own hair as long as I knew I'd never sweat.
 MylesX: I miss 70s porn.
 zrj235: HELLO MY HAIR
Image 216654   11-21-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
188
 
 Mr Bleak: d: zero.
 Niels Bohr: IT'S AS TRAP!
 zrj235: @Dr. Bathroom Hey Kelly does this D look like an exponential function to you? Well it does just keep gettin bigger
 Dr. Bathroom: I think d is more an exponential function rather than linear.
 FabricMan: a. One in 30, since Mike can probably tell Kelly's astrological sign after chatting her up a bit
Image 216653   11-21-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
533
 
 tears as lube: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.
 a robot: "When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!"
 sparenamelaptopdied: More than it should, it just makes me think of "District 9"
Image 216652   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
597
 
 Springbok: I really, really like the contrast in textures in this
Image 216651   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
539
 
 Shay: The dingo ate your bananer.
 Side Boob: It's cool. His name is "Scale"
Image 216650   11-21-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
142
 
 zrj235: Well, I guess it's time to clean the toilet.
Image 216649   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
300
 
 Drump Porbs: @Science According to a recent /National Geographic/, they have always been acutely aware of how ephmeral economy and ecology can be. They used to make their money from pearl diving before cultured pearls ended that industry. All the oil sheiks back to the 1970s have been concerned about modernising, and the current one is trying to make Dubai the greenest city in the world, with solar-powered everything and buildings that shade each other. IIRC the article did address the appalling treatment of guest workers but I forget what theyre doing about that
 shark: GOOD LORD Russians raise immortal geese since 1991!!!!!
 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD
 Science: @Felicity: Oh? Slave labor not cutting it anymore?
 wordjones: Dubai is actually working on becoming sustainable
 Not A Bot: She can ride my Battle Cat anytime!
 Sadbot: One of the good things about Spec Ops: The Line was all the levels were crumbling monuments decadence brought low by hubris
 tib gubb: i wonder if russian geese are super nice
 wolfpk: Lose or no building codes are great for speedy building, but also for speedy collapse.
Image 216648   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
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 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..
 Annoying Vegan : Huh. My dermatologist showed me this exact same diagram.
 jazzjunkie: Early Saturday morning, Fun Complex cameras picked up blurry motion near the soda machine. The footage is quite fuzzy and difficult to discern. Perhaps it is merely rats or raccoons, digging through an uncovered supply of junk food. But it is, of course, much more likely that a lost nation of people, living in the bowels of a small-town bowling alley, are finally revealing themselves, taking our food supplies, and preparing for war.
 jazzjunkie: Update: There has been the sound of chanting and machinery from under the pin retrieval area of lane five, and Teddy Williams has changed all the bowlers names on the electronic scorecards to THEY ARE HERE.
 jazzjunkie: Teddy Williams, owner of the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex, has reported that he is starting an around-the-clock militia watch on the buried city beneath the pin retrieval area of lane five. This watch will consist of a line of patriotic volunteers, armed to the teeth and forming an unbroken perimeter along the whole of the bowling area. Teddy admits that this will make bowling slightly more difficult than usual, and league games may have to be rescheduled or made illegal. But, he adds that this is a small price to pay for safety.
 BlarfyB: @Flarmie I'm glad it wasn't "Collapsed Sinkhole."
 BlarfyB: Karst you!
 realjon: Lemiwinks was here
 Flarmie: "Drip Curtain" was my porn name.
 Nope: That's where the mole people live!
 tib gubb: i bet there's all kinds of crazy stuff living down there
 FabricMan: Batman
Image 216647   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
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