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221601  Hosebag: Smile because you are no longer in Maryland.

221699  Hokie333: *bonk* I'm okay...

221699  Joseph: I used to race cops on dirt bikes when I was a bike messenger. They were always too scared to follow you down a subway station.

221699  Ulillillia: @jayjay What's WTF? You're on Aggro-Gator.

221617  Hosebag: Not only that, Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.

221699  Ulillillia: I meant to do that

221705  Ulillillia: A nuclear missile silo in everyone's back yard

221687  Mr. Shine: *stumbles, vanishes screaming into distance*

221620  Hosebag: Happy happy happy, joy joy joy.

221717  CompletelyJoking: what game is this? my daughter loves all things cartoon horse.

221711  Ulillillia: Groove is in the heart

221710  Hokie333: I initially read that as "RoLoSTINE" and now I can't unsee it.

221699  Mr. Shine: "OFFICER DOWN, I REPEAT . . ."

221709  illBilliam: Such noble creatures.

221651  Hosebag: Working on the Windows 10 update.

221655  Hosebag: Dinsdale!

221706  Dresdenkeogh: Your girlfriend is waiting for you to be done with your overpriced workout

221715  copunter: wow, poor man's potentiometer. two settings....

221704  Hokie333: You know how sometimes for some people, a drug will have the exact opposite of the intended effect, like an espresso might make some people sleepy? Or an anti-depressive might make you suicidal? Motivation-speak does the opposite for me.

221705  Yam: @a sedated moose Honestly, they need to make WMDs available to honest law abiding citizens so they have the upper hand on criminals. Id like to see some punk with a 105mm howitzer break into my house when Im defending my family with a MIRV equipped Minuteman III.

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221577 Korrok: I have to laugh.

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221699 Joseph: I used to race cops on dirt bikes when I was a bike messenger. They were always too scared to follow you down a subway station.

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221613 Mr. Shine: @bug I THINK mine is a porcelain-coated surgical steel core. It bridges a missing gap where a tooth shattered. Sha-doo-bee. Shattered.

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...



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Score:
432
 
 Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?
 Teechur: Just hold on! I'll be done in a fecund.
 Science: Only weirdos drop their pants to take a standing whiz. That's what they make zippers for, pervert.
 BlarfyB: @Felicity I think "gravid" is the more specific term for clowns.
 Not A Bot: Barb wire I've seen before but brab wire??? Is it electiric?
 Felicity: It just means fertile, but it sounds like something worse
 Shay: @zrj235 Seeing that's a NYPD van, he's obviously pissing on the front door.
 zrj235: ...what is that guy right in front of the door doing?
 Not A Bot: Once we perfect the open top bong, the world will be ours.
 ignatz: I didn't have coulrophobia until just now..
Image 216656   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
282
 
 ignatz: Bwahahaha: He pleaded to god for forgiveness on his deathbed. Wouldn't ordinarily be a laughing matter, but just listen to the guy.. in fact don't waste your time
 ignatz: @zrj235 Wow, what a boring self-important twat!
 Yurishiro: At first I thought the turtle was smoking.
 2Berries: Where would you put it?
 zrj235: @ignatz Anton LaVey
 zrj235: Jeez, Magical Painting Genie Turtle, you drive a hard bargain.
 ignatz: You only get what you take. (Who said that?)
Image 216655   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
237
 
 Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 I can almost see the bushes
 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro 36, but my parents kept an old porn stash under their bed lol
 Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?
 Spazstatic: I would wear nothing but a cloak of my own hair as long as I knew I'd never sweat.
 dangerkeith3000: I miss 70s porn.
 zrj235: HELLO MY HAIR
Image 216654   11-21-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
188
 
 Mr Bleak: d: zero.
 Niels Bohr: IT'S AS TRAP!
 zrj235: @Dr. Bathroom Hey Kelly does this D look like an exponential function to you? Well it does just keep gettin bigger
 Dr. Bathroom: I think d is more an exponential function rather than linear.
 FabricMan: a. One in 30, since Mike can probably tell Kelly's astrological sign after chatting her up a bit
Image 216653   11-21-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
533
 
 Yurishiro: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.
 a robot: "When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!"
 sparenamelaptopdied: More than it should, it just makes me think of "District 9"
Image 216652   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
597
 
 Springbok: I really, really like the contrast in textures in this
Image 216651   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
539
 
 Shay: The dingo ate your bananer.
 Side Boob: It's cool. His name is "Scale"
Image 216650   11-21-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
142
 
 zrj235: Well, I guess it's time to clean the toilet.
Image 216649   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
300
 
 Felicity: @Science According to a recent /National Geographic/, they have always been acutely aware of how ephmeral economy and ecology can be. They used to make their money from pearl diving before cultured pearls ended that industry. All the oil sheiks back to the 1970s have been concerned about modernising, and the current one is trying to make Dubai the greenest city in the world, with solar-powered everything and buildings that shade each other. IIRC the article did address the appalling treatment of guest workers but I forget what theyre doing about that
 Yurishiro: GOOD LORD Russians raise immortal geese since 1991!!!!!
 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD
 Science: @Felicity: Oh? Slave labor not cutting it anymore?
 Felicity: Dubai is actually working on becoming sustainable
 Not A Bot: She can ride my Battle Cat anytime!
 Sadbot: One of the good things about Spec Ops: The Line was all the levels were crumbling monuments decadence brought low by hubris
 tib gubb: i wonder if russian geese are super nice
 wolfpk: Lose or no building codes are great for speedy building, but also for speedy collapse.
Image 216648   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
275
 
 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..
 Annoying Vegan : Huh. My dermatologist showed me this exact same diagram.
 jazzjunkie: Early Saturday morning, Fun Complex cameras picked up blurry motion near the soda machine. The footage is quite fuzzy and difficult to discern. Perhaps it is merely rats or raccoons, digging through an uncovered supply of junk food. But it is, of course, much more likely that a lost nation of people, living in the bowels of a small-town bowling alley, are finally revealing themselves, taking our food supplies, and preparing for war.
 jazzjunkie: Update: There has been the sound of chanting and machinery from under the pin retrieval area of lane five, and Teddy Williams has changed all the bowlers names on the electronic scorecards to THEY ARE HERE.
 jazzjunkie: Teddy Williams, owner of the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex, has reported that he is starting an around-the-clock militia watch on the buried city beneath the pin retrieval area of lane five. This watch will consist of a line of patriotic volunteers, armed to the teeth and forming an unbroken perimeter along the whole of the bowling area. Teddy admits that this will make bowling slightly more difficult than usual, and league games may have to be rescheduled or made illegal. But, he adds that this is a small price to pay for safety.
 BlarfyB: @Flarmie I'm glad it wasn't "Collapsed Sinkhole."
 BlarfyB: Karst you!
 glenalec: Lemiwinks was here
 Flarmie: "Drip Curtain" was my porn name.
 Nope: That's where the mole people live!
 tib gubb: i bet there's all kinds of crazy stuff living down there
 FabricMan: Batman
Image 216647   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
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