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258368  skillet: Throw pillows. Always throw pillows.

258392  Peter Pantsless: @Greifer Is this you?

258386  FabricMan: Minnie was fed to the rancor

258103  UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?

258392  Greifer: He gets it

258369  Greifer: cheesus clean your fingernails already

258385  Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.

258389  Warrax: @Volwen ...yes.

258353  Greifer: prayin... spare me vesuvius!

257429  Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.

257434  Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?

258375  Mr. Shine: *tiny hiss*

258376  Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.

257436  Mr Bleak: Meh. I'm used to it now.

258378  Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258379  Mr. Shine: Hooray for rescued animals! A pox on those who abuse them!

258380  Mr. Shine: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Babylline.

258383  Mr. Shine: She walks that way to confuse her pursuers!

258386  Mr. Shine: Let's not?

258389  Volwen: Do you ever come here and go "Oh wait, I was just here. Nothing new yet." And so you close the tab and open up friendly spaceship?

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258378 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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Score:
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 dingding: @dangerkeith3000 I can almost see the bushes
 IM AN ASSHOLE: @Yurishiro 36, but my parents kept an old porn stash under their bed lol
 Bro Bro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?
 Spazstatic: I would wear nothing but a cloak of my own hair as long as I knew I'd never sweat.
 MylesX: I miss 70s porn.
 zrj235: HELLO MY HAIR
Image 216654   11-21-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
188
 
 Mr Bleak: d: zero.
 Niels Bohr: IT'S AS TRAP!
 zrj235: @Dr. Bathroom Hey Kelly does this D look like an exponential function to you? Well it does just keep gettin bigger
 Dr. Bathroom: I think d is more an exponential function rather than linear.
 FabricMan: a. One in 30, since Mike can probably tell Kelly's astrological sign after chatting her up a bit
Image 216653   11-21-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
533
 
 tears as lube: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.
 a robot: "When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!"
 sparenamelaptopdied: More than it should, it just makes me think of "District 9"
Image 216652   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
597
 
 Springbok: I really, really like the contrast in textures in this
Image 216651   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
539
 
 Shay: The dingo ate your bananer.
 Side Boob: It's cool. His name is "Scale"
Image 216650   11-21-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
142
 
 zrj235: Well, I guess it's time to clean the toilet.
Image 216649   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
300
 
 Drump Porbs: @Science According to a recent /National Geographic/, they have always been acutely aware of how ephmeral economy and ecology can be. They used to make their money from pearl diving before cultured pearls ended that industry. All the oil sheiks back to the 1970s have been concerned about modernising, and the current one is trying to make Dubai the greenest city in the world, with solar-powered everything and buildings that shade each other. IIRC the article did address the appalling treatment of guest workers but I forget what theyre doing about that
 shark: GOOD LORD Russians raise immortal geese since 1991!!!!!
 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD
 Science: @Felicity: Oh? Slave labor not cutting it anymore?
 wordjones: Dubai is actually working on becoming sustainable
 Not A Bot: She can ride my Battle Cat anytime!
 Sadbot: One of the good things about Spec Ops: The Line was all the levels were crumbling monuments decadence brought low by hubris
 tib gubb: i wonder if russian geese are super nice
 wolfpk: Lose or no building codes are great for speedy building, but also for speedy collapse.
Image 216648   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
275
 
 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..
 Annoying Vegan : Huh. My dermatologist showed me this exact same diagram.
 jazzjunkie: Early Saturday morning, Fun Complex cameras picked up blurry motion near the soda machine. The footage is quite fuzzy and difficult to discern. Perhaps it is merely rats or raccoons, digging through an uncovered supply of junk food. But it is, of course, much more likely that a lost nation of people, living in the bowels of a small-town bowling alley, are finally revealing themselves, taking our food supplies, and preparing for war.
 jazzjunkie: Update: There has been the sound of chanting and machinery from under the pin retrieval area of lane five, and Teddy Williams has changed all the bowlers names on the electronic scorecards to THEY ARE HERE.
 jazzjunkie: Teddy Williams, owner of the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex, has reported that he is starting an around-the-clock militia watch on the buried city beneath the pin retrieval area of lane five. This watch will consist of a line of patriotic volunteers, armed to the teeth and forming an unbroken perimeter along the whole of the bowling area. Teddy admits that this will make bowling slightly more difficult than usual, and league games may have to be rescheduled or made illegal. But, he adds that this is a small price to pay for safety.
 BlarfyB: @Flarmie I'm glad it wasn't "Collapsed Sinkhole."
 BlarfyB: Karst you!
 realjon: Lemiwinks was here
 Flarmie: "Drip Curtain" was my porn name.
 Nope: That's where the mole people live!
 tib gubb: i bet there's all kinds of crazy stuff living down there
 FabricMan: Batman
Image 216647   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
138
 
 watwatwat: Classic Jack
 zrj235: i done diddly dangle done it again
Image 216646   11-21-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
342
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 216645   11-21-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
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