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273349  grizzly: Im a 34 year old dude and this still happens to me.

273351  grizzly: Pretty sure that's the idea.

273371  tomatosaws: i could watch someone friend to this.

273378  SuedeOxford: Continue the stack. Put your chin on her head.

273376  grizzly: What can brown do for you? What has brown done for me lately?

273378  BFHoodrich: So who's riding b-itch here?

273311  werterland: Screenshotting this so I can post it to my Instagram with my own same-but-worded-slightly-differently caption.

273402  Korrok: Korrok approves...

273362  lecj07: @Yam Yes indeed. There are theories that people hunted down meteorites for the valuable iron.

273391  lecj07: You interrupted the ritual you fool! Now she will jump to your body while you inhabit the rotting husk that was once her prison!

273396  lecj07: German kindergarten?

273397  lecj07: See this at my store all the time. Either dead, or someone got bored. Or Jay-zus was in the store today!

273402  Peter Pantsless: Oh, that internet, always doing...like, stuff, I guess

273391  Minnesotan: how I plan to die

273376  Annoying Vegan : How many rolls is this though?

273395  TurkeyVultureTed: Don't hate, Aggrogate!

273390  BavidDowie: How long til dinner's ready

273366  Not A Bot: Ariel's grandparents.

273299  RogueLeader: lolol @Prostata

273390  FormerLurker: Save your valuables. And I guess a noice floral stock pot too.

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"



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Score:
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 dingding: @dangerkeith3000 I can almost see the bushes
 IM AN ASSHOLE: @Yurishiro 36, but my parents kept an old porn stash under their bed lol
 Bro Bro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?
 Spazstatic: I would wear nothing but a cloak of my own hair as long as I knew I'd never sweat.
 MylesX: I miss 70s porn.
 zrj235: HELLO MY HAIR
Image 216654   11-21-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
188
 
 Mr Bleak: d: zero.
 Niels Bohr: IT'S AS TRAP!
 zrj235: @Dr. Bathroom Hey Kelly does this D look like an exponential function to you? Well it does just keep gettin bigger
 Dr. Bathroom: I think d is more an exponential function rather than linear.
 FabricMan: a. One in 30, since Mike can probably tell Kelly's astrological sign after chatting her up a bit
Image 216653   11-21-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
533
 
 tears as lube: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.
 a robot: "When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!"
 sparenamelaptopdied: More than it should, it just makes me think of "District 9"
Image 216652   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
597
 
 Springbok: I really, really like the contrast in textures in this
Image 216651   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
539
 
 Shay: The dingo ate your bananer.
 Side Boob: It's cool. His name is "Scale"
Image 216650   11-21-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
142
 
 zrj235: Well, I guess it's time to clean the toilet.
Image 216649   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
300
 
 Drump Porbs: @Science According to a recent /National Geographic/, they have always been acutely aware of how ephmeral economy and ecology can be. They used to make their money from pearl diving before cultured pearls ended that industry. All the oil sheiks back to the 1970s have been concerned about modernising, and the current one is trying to make Dubai the greenest city in the world, with solar-powered everything and buildings that shade each other. IIRC the article did address the appalling treatment of guest workers but I forget what theyre doing about that
 shark: GOOD LORD Russians raise immortal geese since 1991!!!!!
 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD
 Science: @Felicity: Oh? Slave labor not cutting it anymore?
 wordjones: Dubai is actually working on becoming sustainable
 Not A Bot: She can ride my Battle Cat anytime!
 Sadbot: One of the good things about Spec Ops: The Line was all the levels were crumbling monuments decadence brought low by hubris
 tib gubb: i wonder if russian geese are super nice
 wolfpk: Lose or no building codes are great for speedy building, but also for speedy collapse.
Image 216648   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
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 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..
 Annoying Vegan : Huh. My dermatologist showed me this exact same diagram.
 jazzjunkie: Early Saturday morning, Fun Complex cameras picked up blurry motion near the soda machine. The footage is quite fuzzy and difficult to discern. Perhaps it is merely rats or raccoons, digging through an uncovered supply of junk food. But it is, of course, much more likely that a lost nation of people, living in the bowels of a small-town bowling alley, are finally revealing themselves, taking our food supplies, and preparing for war.
 jazzjunkie: Update: There has been the sound of chanting and machinery from under the pin retrieval area of lane five, and Teddy Williams has changed all the bowlers names on the electronic scorecards to THEY ARE HERE.
 jazzjunkie: Teddy Williams, owner of the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex, has reported that he is starting an around-the-clock militia watch on the buried city beneath the pin retrieval area of lane five. This watch will consist of a line of patriotic volunteers, armed to the teeth and forming an unbroken perimeter along the whole of the bowling area. Teddy admits that this will make bowling slightly more difficult than usual, and league games may have to be rescheduled or made illegal. But, he adds that this is a small price to pay for safety.
 BlarfyB: @Flarmie I'm glad it wasn't "Collapsed Sinkhole."
 BlarfyB: Karst you!
 realjon: Lemiwinks was here
 Flarmie: "Drip Curtain" was my porn name.
 Nope: That's where the mole people live!
 tib gubb: i bet there's all kinds of crazy stuff living down there
 FabricMan: Batman
Image 216647   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
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 watwatwat: Classic Jack
 zrj235: i done diddly dangle done it again
Image 216646   11-21-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
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