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258695  Robespierre: Keep calm and pangolin on

258424  Science: Glad to see Dangle got a job after the Reno incident

258706  Robespierre: Take my money, Todd Lawson! TAKE IT!!!

258713  Robespierre: State-dictated haircuts of North Korea

258708  Teechur: Which one for people who are married to their careers? How about one for people who habitually make bad decisions?

258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak shoes...so much better for your insoles.

258735  twisty: Standard issue for CONTROL agents. Sorry about that, chief.

258735  Bernie 2016: This explains many of Trumps twitter posts.

258735  Vault Dweller: Later the letters will be rearranged to spell "KANYE" across one of the rows and the shoe will sell for $2200

258627  Robespierre: Hey - @dangerkeith3000 is really Bob Barker! Who'da thunk it?

258520  Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258725  charlemagne: this is a satire about the lack of affordable healthcare. you can tell it is a satire because it has animals in it

258734  wolfskin: That is not a cat. It is a living neck warmer.

258570  Science: Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.

258590  Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258722  Laree: Username/upload combo.

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258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...



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Score:
364
 
 Science: ikea.jpg
 ignatz: Toblerone off-cuts
 DrinkMixMan: Orange you glad that's not your desk?
 charlemagne: much like the yo-yo, the terrys chocolate orange was originally conceived as a weapon
 sparename: "Tap it, Unwrap it.."
Image 216624   11-21-17   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
282
 
 VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23
 SpaceCow: For one, Fred, you clearly don't know know the difference between capital and lowercase letters. Also, because mommy needs time to polish off her wine.
Image 216623   11-21-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
511
 
 Knice: Jaunty!
Image 216622   11-21-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
805
 
 zrj235: Should have waited until you hit puberty to forsake mortality and assume Lichform. Now you stuck like that forever dude.
 SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.
 grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!
 Knice: Jaunty!
Image 216621   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Image 216620 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by thrilhouse. Boo, thrilhouse.
Score:
386
 
 FatTigerWoods: As usual, I prefer the 'before' picture
 sparenamelaptopdied: Is it a Nairdale?
Image 216619   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
315
 
 Knice: @ignatz So long? :-D
 ignatz: @Knice (removed my reply cos it was gross, but it was a Douglas Adams gag)
 zrj235: Yeah these were a great find. Parking lot dumpster outside of a nascar race. Best part is, I found a bag of oxys in one of the pockets.
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 216618   11-21-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
382
 
 ignatz: Pro tip: you can drink your own urine twice before it becomes dangerously toxic
 Fiveninety: when you really think about it, all water is reclaimed
 tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!
 Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Username/ comment win :-D
 VoR: Reclaimed sounds like a fancy word for stolen. And now they don't want to share. Well I'm about to apply a 5 finger reclaim rule on their water.
 Dr. Bathroom: It has nothing to do with the fact that the toilet may or may not contain shit and piss at any given time.
Image 216617   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
590
 
 White Rice: @ignatz much appreciated. It really is a neat little picture.
 ignatz: @White Rice Covered. Reminds me how lazy I am about hitting Rad/Bad..
 White Rice: Dang it, this is a pretty neat image, and I accidentally hit bad while scrolling down. I see no reason for this to be bad.
 zrj235: "Look out there. Look at what I've accomplished. This world belongs to me now. To bad you won't be around to see it." *music intensifies*
 zrj235: Sorta feels like the cutscene before a boss fight in Devil may Cry. *footsteps on marble floor* "Well well, I didn't think you were going to make it, Dante."
 VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".
Image 216616   11-21-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
362
 
 Annoying Vegan : Shady AF
 VeeKay: Demidog
 SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.
 VoR: Catherine was a right monster
Image 216615   11-21-17   Uploaded by    night shift
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