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258397  Peter Pantsless: DJ Scratches

258378  Spazstatic: Huh, that's not what the flag means to me.

258374  sparename: Don't skip tyre day

258332  ignatz: They did work for an outfit called the Asylum tho..

257459  Mr Bleak: I'd watch it.

257468  Mr Bleak: He followed the iPhone instructions, is all.

257469  Mr Bleak: Dr. Seuss reboot looking good "The Cat Is The Hat".

257474  Mr Bleak: @Shay Tell him Nickelback and he'll go away faster.

257477  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know where --this-- is going.

257479  Mr Bleak: Who doesn't?

258337  charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258383  WTF: She was asked by the flight attendant to "please, put your seat back forward".

258268  Felicity: In a restaurant, in a West End town

258272  Felicity: Excellent

257276  Magdra: licorice smelled like death

258299  Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258285  Felicity: Total Perspective Vortex

258292  Felicity: Now to build them into hot rods and pretend they're gifts for the prince

258386  a robot: Klassy!

258394  withak: Arnold as a person is maybe not so good, but Arnold as hunky man-candy is pretty great

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258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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 6. NotHuman: 2224 points
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10. burritos: 1764 points
11. logan: 1740 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Drunk Orc: 1670 points
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Score:
805
 
 zrj235: Should have waited until you hit puberty to forsake mortality and assume Lichform. Now you stuck like that forever dude.
 SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.
 grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!
 Knice: Jaunty!
Image 216621   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Image 216620 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by thrilhouse. Boo, thrilhouse.
Score:
386
 
 FatTigerWoods: As usual, I prefer the 'before' picture
 sparenamelaptopdied: Is it a Nairdale?
Image 216619   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
315
 
 Knice: @ignatz So long? :-D
 ignatz: @Knice (removed my reply cos it was gross, but it was a Douglas Adams gag)
 zrj235: Yeah these were a great find. Parking lot dumpster outside of a nascar race. Best part is, I found a bag of oxys in one of the pockets.
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 216618   11-21-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
382
 
 ignatz: Pro tip: you can drink your own urine twice before it becomes dangerously toxic
 Fiveninety: when you really think about it, all water is reclaimed
 tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!
 Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Username/ comment win :-D
 VoR: Reclaimed sounds like a fancy word for stolen. And now they don't want to share. Well I'm about to apply a 5 finger reclaim rule on their water.
 Dr. Bathroom: It has nothing to do with the fact that the toilet may or may not contain shit and piss at any given time.
Image 216617   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
590
 
 White Rice: @ignatz much appreciated. It really is a neat little picture.
 ignatz: @White Rice Covered. Reminds me how lazy I am about hitting Rad/Bad..
 White Rice: Dang it, this is a pretty neat image, and I accidentally hit bad while scrolling down. I see no reason for this to be bad.
 zrj235: "Look out there. Look at what I've accomplished. This world belongs to me now. To bad you won't be around to see it." *music intensifies*
 zrj235: Sorta feels like the cutscene before a boss fight in Devil may Cry. *footsteps on marble floor* "Well well, I didn't think you were going to make it, Dante."
 VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".
Image 216616   11-21-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
362
 
 Annoying Vegan : Shady AF
 VeeKay: Demidog
 SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.
 VoR: Catherine was a right monster
Image 216615   11-21-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
338
 
 zrj235: this is a real animal. just think about that. right now, probably thousands of these things are eatin and fuckin and doin squid stuff down there in the abyss. think about it as you fall asleep, the darkness slowly overtaking you.
 VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!
 VoR: Murder mask
 Dresdenkeogh: Why am I aroused.... WHY AM I AROUSED?!
Image 216614   11-21-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
318
 
 crunchymush: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.
 Mark As Read: On the no-frills airline, frills include stairs from the plane
 wolfpk: By the looks of it, that landing will Hertz
 cran vodka: Nothing was "extreme" back in the '60s, @SpaceCow.
 obama: @Prostata I do! Straight into a white Bronco!
 SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?
 Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.
 Prostata: anyone else remember the hertz ads with OJ simpson flying feet first through the airport?
 grizzly: Ever flown into Providence?
 Dresdenkeogh: Enterprise tried dropping you out of the plane directly into the car from a mile up. Unfortunately it was next to the gator Petting zoo
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Hertz Puts You In the Driver's Seat - with a minimum of 4 blown lumbar discs.
Image 216613   11-21-17   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
204
 
 Science: Billy! Mandy!
 Ulillillia: I'd guess he smells like cats.
 ignatz: Tbh death is the worst smell in the world
Image 216612   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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