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258328  Science: I guess they are both technically correct...

258730  Teechur: Which one of us is the gift?

258639  Robespierre: Pom-pom-pomeranians

258642  Robespierre: The aerodynamic function of those strakes above the rear window are only slightly negated by the roof racks and the Sirius antenna

258337  Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258663  Robespierre: "Satan has left the building"

258337  Science: "It's no good, I can't maneuver!" "Stay on target." "We're too close!" "Stay on target!" "Loosen up!" "They came from... behind! "

258697  KingTrebek: Okay boy

258666  Robespierre: Lemmego

258668  Robespierre: Why bother? It would cost someone their livelihood.

258723  Prostata: yeah... good fuckin' luck with that

258719  Scoo: The boom mic suggests there's more too this

258672  Robespierre: But he DOES have spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle ... sometimes.

258729  Solemn: -schlorp-

258337  Science: She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts

258337  Science: Sorry about the mess.

258673  Robespierre: For one very brief moment I thought it read Parkinson's For Beginners

258679  Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258373  Science: "Hey - I'm so white that I don't understand this phrase!"

258684  Robespierre: Out hiking at Redstone Saturday when an thorm outflow band started blasting us with sand - felt like this looks, although the fennec is better prepared than we were

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258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.



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Score:
382
 
 ignatz: Pro tip: you can drink your own urine twice before it becomes dangerously toxic
 Fiveninety: when you really think about it, all water is reclaimed
 tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!
 Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Username/ comment win :-D
 VoR: Reclaimed sounds like a fancy word for stolen. And now they don't want to share. Well I'm about to apply a 5 finger reclaim rule on their water.
 Dr. Bathroom: It has nothing to do with the fact that the toilet may or may not contain shit and piss at any given time.
Image 216617   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
590
 
 White Rice: @ignatz much appreciated. It really is a neat little picture.
 ignatz: @White Rice Covered. Reminds me how lazy I am about hitting Rad/Bad..
 White Rice: Dang it, this is a pretty neat image, and I accidentally hit bad while scrolling down. I see no reason for this to be bad.
 zrj235: "Look out there. Look at what I've accomplished. This world belongs to me now. To bad you won't be around to see it." *music intensifies*
 zrj235: Sorta feels like the cutscene before a boss fight in Devil may Cry. *footsteps on marble floor* "Well well, I didn't think you were going to make it, Dante."
 VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".
Image 216616   11-21-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
362
 
 Annoying Vegan : Shady AF
 VeeKay: Demidog
 SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.
 VoR: Catherine was a right monster
Image 216615   11-21-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
338
 
 zrj235: this is a real animal. just think about that. right now, probably thousands of these things are eatin and fuckin and doin squid stuff down there in the abyss. think about it as you fall asleep, the darkness slowly overtaking you.
 VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!
 VoR: Murder mask
 Dresdenkeogh: Why am I aroused.... WHY AM I AROUSED?!
Image 216614   11-21-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
318
 
 crunchymush: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.
 Mark As Read: On the no-frills airline, frills include stairs from the plane
 wolfpk: By the looks of it, that landing will Hertz
 cran vodka: Nothing was "extreme" back in the '60s, @SpaceCow.
 obama: @Prostata I do! Straight into a white Bronco!
 SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?
 Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.
 Prostata: anyone else remember the hertz ads with OJ simpson flying feet first through the airport?
 grizzly: Ever flown into Providence?
 Dresdenkeogh: Enterprise tried dropping you out of the plane directly into the car from a mile up. Unfortunately it was next to the gator Petting zoo
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Hertz Puts You In the Driver's Seat - with a minimum of 4 blown lumbar discs.
Image 216613   11-21-17   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
204
 
 Science: Billy! Mandy!
 Ulillillia: I'd guess he smells like cats.
 ignatz: Tbh death is the worst smell in the world
Image 216612   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
347
 
 Mad Collager: Shouldn't the carrot have been labeled "Trump"? Oh, my mistake, it's "alternate" facts.
 crappypants: Yuge
 ignatz: Tiny book
 Ulillillia: (Banana) Apple
Image 216611   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
323
 
 WTF: This wall has five WiFis
 Knice: graet fukcig meem bro
Image 216610   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
386
 
 WTF: Nobody can do the boogaloo like I do...
 sparenamelaptopdied: Or Cleveland in the bath
 Not A Bot: Get thee behind me Satan!
 Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!
Image 216609   11-21-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
520
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: You've met my ex?
 El Barto: Stop doing blackface, Regina. I can't believe I know you.
 SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."
 VoR: And that's how you escape the friend zone
 Dresdenkeogh: You know you say that, but my mom just bought home PIZZA BAGELS
 PenguinBartender: *Puts on fedora* m'lady.
Image 216608   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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