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272976  spacedawg: I heard that indicates a dietary deficiency, your dog probably needs more malt liquor or meth.

272978  ignatz: Yup, 'going Darth' is a sex thing..

272968  ignatz: PRESS ON RELENTLESSLY

272960  Prostata: 20 years *ago* maybe. tipping point is past, my dudes.

272958  ignatz: Like the infamous Curry Burger at Bradford MacDonalds

272963  ignatz: (my mistake, koalas sent to the uk, but nearest town is Frome) So let's start with Frome and see how it goes..

272963  ignatz: Well, let's start with Leeds and see how it goes..

272964  ignatz: Wot, no black dog?

272946  Not A Bot: Jesus I'm having sympathy pains.

272950  discodisco: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.

272965  Off Topic: You gotta kiss the girl.

272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

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272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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 catheter: He'd be rockin' the house, but he's sitting in the wrong chair.
 Micro Jackson: We are coming for the chair next
Image 216603   11-21-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
570
 
 cran vodka: Same as Trump will when he's in court. "I've got dat dimesntsia hurr hurr hurr".
 trelyate: that's probably for the best
 Sadbot: Sleepy Ben vs His Own Brain
 Micro Jackson: I don't remember it either
Image 216602   11-21-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
874
 
 Mr Bleak: Worlds. Biggest. Litter. Tray.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Hyphae *claps giddily*
 Hyphae: @Dresdenkeogh More often than not / Will sleep in a spot / With a lot of sun rays
 Dresdenkeogh: @catsanddogs awwwrabian nights , like awwwwrabian days
 Hyphae: @catsanddogs highly purr-furred over the AAAAAAAAA!rabian sand cat, we both right?
Image 216601   11-21-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
344
 
 Korrok: @norgu5 hope you're right
 Hyphae: @Dresdenkeogh soon enough, my laundry will be doing itself!
 Amy Housewine: It's the Haggar Pants Statue.
 Micro Jackson: Upstanding!
 Dresdenkeogh: Mom isn't doing your laundry anymore
Image 216600   11-21-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
207
 
 bbbrandon: Im an *illusionist*, Michael
 SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Zahm-fir, King of the Pennywhistle.
 RiderFan: I've transposed the notes in this song and it is rather boring.
 jazzjunkie: "My friends call me Chazahm!"
Image 216599   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
312
 
 SpaceCow: "classiced it."
 Dresdenkeogh: Avungers
 drilldo: The incredible bulk
 Hyphae: That Hulk face is some kind of horrific beauty, I tell ya what
 BavidDowie: Never skip leg day
Image 216598   11-21-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
478
 
 Science: @sirgallium: Well, I don't know what I expected.
 Darmstadtium: This dog was raised by cats
 augustus: Never skip dog day.
 Micro Jackson: Amazon Pupper has pigeon for u
 sirgallium: Dead dove, do not eat
Image 216597   11-21-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
135
 
 Lemonator: @Mexico perfect...
 Korrok: Aw yeah.
 Mexico: Grafitti's going to be so sad when they find out.
Image 216596   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
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 Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder
 well duh: That cassette tape has porn music on it.
Image 216595   11-21-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
507
 
 logono: Anatidaephobia amirite?
 Shay: AFLAC
 Lorm Bembo: Welcome to spring breaaaaak!
 PenguinBartender: "Eeeeeeeeeyyyyyy!"
Image 216594   11-21-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
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