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273404  Littlecraftywolf: cant relate i always eat the entire tube in one sitting

273375  a robot: GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

273380  a robot: That kitty has the most perfect little pink nose of all time :3

273393  a robot: Fuck off, Musky

273399  a robot: what the fuck

273403  a robot: Another fun night out with friends :)

273376  Teechur: How much multi-purposes?

273395  Teechur: Why not go to an Arby's, walk in, introduce yourself to people, and then you could get the names you desire in a mature, civilized manner.

273412  tacticaljay: Hope they catch the Lil Bitch

273401  White Rice: Breakfast of champions.

273400  Urn BooUrn: Every floor RN has had this guy as a patient at some point.

273392  Not A Bot: Congrats on buying the gimmick wine, I guess

273311  werterland: @werterland I just spent an embarrassing amount of time on that because I've never actually posted to IG before lol. I hope it doesn't get rejected.

273349  SuedeOxford: @a robot Hawt

273352  SuedeOxford: @Sadbot try searching "Latina old grandad 2 shots" and see what comes up.

273357  SuedeOxford: @Yam It has since been recalibrated to accept any images which look like tiny hand sanitizer is about to unload on someone's head.

273399  Mr. Butt: I hate all of them.

273349  grizzly: Im a 34 year old dude and this still happens to me.

273351  grizzly: Pretty sure that's the idea.

273371  tomatosaws: i could watch someone friend to this.

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273095 WannaBee: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.



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14. Shay: 1447 points
15. dangerkeith3000: 1431 points
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Score:
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 my wheelhouse: Sorry penguin, we're just paramedics.
 tib gubb: "is this the orgy? i'm here for the orgy"
 Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.
 Amy Housewine: He found their curt response of "No" very upsetting.
Image 216585   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
409
 
 CoffeeAndCigs: Girl he treats you so fiiiine
 Sadbot: Lies
Image 216584   11-21-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
155
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 216583   11-21-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
309
 
 eevee: BIRTHNAY SMEARS!!!!! WOOOOO!
 waterudoin: BRITNEY'S REAR!!!! WOOOO!
 Micro Jackson: Britney worship is not dead, it just gone underground
 bug: I don't think that's going to bring her back. ...Wait, is she even dead? Ok, I don't think that's going to kill her either.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: SPITNEY BEERS!!!!! WOOOO!
Image 216582   11-21-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
541
 
 killme: Its a three-foot grand
 Drump Porbs: Herbie Hancock
 i peed a lil: Expecting some flooding?
 Not A Bot: Careful, she could strain herself!
Image 216581   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
350
 
 Hosebag: @sodamachine We have a flame thrower for controlling weeds in an organic garden. Guess what I found works great for ground wasps!?
 funny in the wall: I prefer hornet and earwig honey @meh
 Amy Housewine: I'm down with wasps. Wasps are cool. Kill dem flies.
 Crim Tender: im raid i commit mass genocide of both
Image 216580   11-21-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
734
 
Image 216579   11-21-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
259
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: In 20 years, bow hunting will still put you to sleep.
 Micro Jackson: Not much of a haul for three days in the woods there Sparky
 PenguinBartender: Have you ever seen an image so ironic that you just couldn't even?
 FabricMan: Let's get him stuffed and hanging on the wall
 grizzly: Is that the hunters kill for today?
 charlemagne: you're not supposed to touch them in the wild, the mother won't accept it if it smells like people
 Science: @Brain: No, he's stapled to a tree. Duh.
Image 216578   11-21-17   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
193
 
 charlemagne: great, a turbo boost, you're back in the race
Image 216577   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
674
 
 Murdertaco: So delicious...
Image 216576   11-21-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
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