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273256  Not A Bot: THAT IS SO EXCELLENT!

273255  Theimposter: Thats disgusting.

273256  Theimposter: Lean in and take a big messy bite to spite fate.

273235  Alaskan: I prefer to keep hold of the bucket, thanks, I had a bad experience once.

273261  Theimposter: Sad they had to in order to comprehend the hazard.

273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

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272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God



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 SpaceCow: And now, for the view of someone giving me a blowjob.
 duckfarts: despite what the law says, your dad owns you
 Ulillillia: No YOU shut the fuck up, Dad!
Image 216500   11-20-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
257
 
 tib gubb: all of them?
 NonRhetorical: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth
 silver: 2019.
 Science: @Whatever: Until you notice the impact craters on the inscription
 wwwdotcom: @Nope I think Every single spaceship denizen(me included) had that exact same thought.
 Peter Pantsless: "Dear Traveler: Please don't think ill of us. We are the last generation, and we are immortal."
 Whatever: Shockingly optimistic
 duckfarts: @Nope the war started over that piece
 Nope: Alien got that booty
Image 216499   11-20-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
243
 
 Peter Pantsless: That moment when you don't get the joke
 Whatever: The moment you discover youre allergic to avocados
 duckfarts: that moment when the jury finds you not guilty of arson
 Nope: That moment when you see memes and real life and just feel lots of shame.
Image 216498   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
283
 
 claphands: Yes no yes maybe no yes.
 Peter Pantsless: *giant explosion*
 duckfarts: PSYCH
Image 216497   11-20-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
358
 
 Borkf: Metal AF.
 duckfarts: i'm not sure what those are, but i'm pretty sure they're doin' it
Image 216496   11-20-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
176
 
 Jolly Well: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch
 sparename: A long time ago, my housemate and I both had similar snoring issues. I was diagnosed with a polyp but had a deviated septum, Ian was diagnosed with a deviated septum and had a polyp.. About to sign the waiver for my operation, the doctor was describing to me the part where he "opens a gap in the membrane, then creates a sinus-drain in the bone..", I said "You're just gonna stick an eighth-inch drill-bit up my nose".., he replied.. "Basically, yes"
 Teechur: I always have a set of earplugs with me in my daily carry case (aka: pockets)
 jochenau: Someone's a widdle gwumpy because dey didn't get enough sweepy-weepy.
 apoxia: I would be thinking sleep apneoa, not sinuses.
 The Frito Bandito: The word "the" looks like "me" in this, which caused me to read it as though it was with an Irish accent. I think maybe it's better that way.
 duckfarts: well i suggest you book a trip to vietnam and bring a shovel and some chapstick
 duckfarts: how dare you do a thing you can't control
 Ulillillia: "Okay, I'll move, but first I've booked you a flight to Vietnam..."
Image 216495   11-20-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
230
 
 duckfarts: @Felicity FISH!
 Father Goose: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal
 duckfarts: @Felicity FISH!
 Bro Bro: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal
 duckfarts: FISH!
Image 216494   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
229
 
 Aaron Spacemuseum: The important thing is to love each other.
 Dresdenkeogh: I always took it as a compliment
 Peter Pantsless: Says you
 Nope: @Cami I like to rub some in my eye, build up a tolerance...
 Cami: Am I the only one who wipes it all over my lips?
Image 216493   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
194
 
 SharkysMachine: @trees GOOD GOD MAN, you can't leave us hanging!
 Peter Pantsless: Go on...I want to hear the rest of this
Image 216492   11-20-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
300
 
 Semaphore: @Nope I hear that! Surprisingly, Ive had better experiences with LibreOffice (FKA OpenOffice) than MS Word. Images even stay where I put them instead of violently shuffling around
 Cami: Wordperfect in 1992 was my first WYSIWYG experience. I went from edlin to that!
 Vinochet: S P Q
 Peter Pantsless: I had an old Brother word processor machine. It did word processing, printing, and, for some reason, Tetris
 Nope: I mean no, its Word. It's magic if things land on the same page.
Image 216491   11-20-17   Uploaded by    prospector
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