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244474  tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk

244465  WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...

244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

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9. VoR
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244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.



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 6. Scoo: 4905 points
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11. waaaaaat: 2834 points
12. dingding: 2761 points
13. Warrax: 2750 points
14. E. HONDA: 2626 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 2368 points
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 SpaceCow: And now, for the view of someone giving me a blowjob.
 duckfarts: despite what the law says, your dad owns you
 Ulillillia: No YOU shut the fuck up, Dad!
Image 216500   11-20-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
257
 
 tib gubb: all of them?
 Felicity: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth
 silver: 2019.
 Science: @Whatever: Until you notice the impact craters on the inscription
 Yurishiro: @Nope I think Every single spaceship denizen(me included) had that exact same thought.
 Peter Pantsless: "Dear Traveler: Please don't think ill of us. We are the last generation, and we are immortal."
 Whatever: Shockingly optimistic
 duckfarts: @Nope the war started over that piece
 Nope: Alien got that booty
Image 216499   11-20-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
243
 
 Peter Pantsless: That moment when you don't get the joke
 Whatever: The moment you discover youre allergic to avocados
 duckfarts: that moment when the jury finds you not guilty of arson
 Nope: That moment when you see memes and real life and just feel lots of shame.
Image 216498   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
283
 
 Yurishiro: Yes no yes maybe no yes.
 Peter Pantsless: *giant explosion*
 duckfarts: PSYCH
Image 216497   11-20-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
358
 
 Yurishiro: Metal AF.
 duckfarts: i'm not sure what those are, but i'm pretty sure they're doin' it
Image 216496   11-20-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
176
 
 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch
 sparename: A long time ago, my housemate and I both had similar snoring issues. I was diagnosed with a polyp but had a deviated septum, Ian was diagnosed with a deviated septum and had a polyp.. About to sign the waiver for my operation, the doctor was describing to me the part where he "opens a gap in the membrane, then creates a sinus-drain in the bone..", I said "You're just gonna stick an eighth-inch drill-bit up my nose".., he replied.. "Basically, yes"
 Teechur: I always have a set of earplugs with me in my daily carry case (aka: pockets)
 jochenau: Someone's a widdle gwumpy because dey didn't get enough sweepy-weepy.
 apoxia: I would be thinking sleep apneoa, not sinuses.
 The Frito Bandito: The word "the" looks like "me" in this, which caused me to read it as though it was with an Irish accent. I think maybe it's better that way.
 duckfarts: well i suggest you book a trip to vietnam and bring a shovel and some chapstick
 duckfarts: how dare you do a thing you can't control
 Ulillillia: "Okay, I'll move, but first I've booked you a flight to Vietnam..."
Image 216495   11-20-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
230
 
 duckfarts: @Felicity FISH!
 Felicity: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal
 duckfarts: @Felicity FISH!
 Felicity: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal
 duckfarts: FISH!
Image 216494   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
204
 
 Yurishiro: The important thing is to love each other.
 Dresdenkeogh: I always took it as a compliment
 Peter Pantsless: Says you
 Nope: @Cami I like to rub some in my eye, build up a tolerance...
 Cami: Am I the only one who wipes it all over my lips?
Image 216493   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
194
 
 SharkysMachine: @trees GOOD GOD MAN, you can't leave us hanging!
 Peter Pantsless: Go on...I want to hear the rest of this
Image 216492   11-20-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
300
 
 Felicity: @Nope I hear that! Surprisingly, Ive had better experiences with LibreOffice (FKA OpenOffice) than MS Word. Images even stay where I put them instead of violently shuffling around
 Cami: Wordperfect in 1992 was my first WYSIWYG experience. I went from edlin to that!
 Vinochet: S P Q
 Peter Pantsless: I had an old Brother word processor machine. It did word processing, printing, and, for some reason, Tetris
 Nope: I mean no, its Word. It's magic if things land on the same page.
Image 216491   11-20-17   Uploaded by    prospector
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