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258679  Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258373  Science: "Hey - I'm so white that I don't understand this phrase!"

258684  Robespierre: Out hiking at Redstone Saturday when an thorm outflow band started blasting us with sand - felt like this looks, although the fennec is better prepared than we were

258692  Robespierre: "You're not terrierizing hard enough, son ... MORE MADNESS!"

258695  Robespierre: Keep calm and pangolin on

258424  Science: Glad to see Dangle got a job after the Reno incident

258706  Robespierre: Take my money, Todd Lawson! TAKE IT!!!

258713  Robespierre: State-dictated haircuts of North Korea

258708  Teechur: Which one for people who are married to their careers? How about one for people who habitually make bad decisions?

258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak shoes...so much better for your insoles.

258735  twisty: Standard issue for CONTROL agents. Sorry about that, chief.

258735  Bernie 2016: This explains many of Trumps twitter posts.

258735  Vault Dweller: Later the letters will be rearranged to spell "KANYE" across one of the rows and the shoe will sell for $2200

258627  Robespierre: Hey - @dangerkeith3000 is really Bob Barker! Who'da thunk it?

258520  Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258725  charlemagne: this is a satire about the lack of affordable healthcare. you can tell it is a satire because it has animals in it

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258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.



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10. Baby Jesus: 1474 points
11. potato: 1467 points
12. mackdaddy: 1450 points
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 Science: IS that like a boy band?
 sumo: Stabbed in the dick.
 Annoying Vegan : @DrinkMixMan With a squirrel?
 DrinkMixMan: instructions unclear, stabbed man
Image 216313   11-19-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
190
 
 catheter: I think I had this /Omni/ paperback
 Rev80: Pokemon evolution is out of control
 habbekratz: Starship!
 jazzjunkie: "Through a glass, clearly" has been on my bookshelf ever since I pulled it out of my parents' box of old sci fi back when I was small.
 Spazstatic: "Thargoids."
 Hyphae: I love you staryu
Image 216312   11-19-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
311
 
 Korrok: I can dig it.
 cenecia: Fear and borking in Las Vegas
 addend: Dolla dolla borkf, y'all.
Image 216311   11-19-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
299
 
 Hyphae: ...er well? I know I can edit, but I'll just let my over-eager zealotry just linger about
 Hyphae: Good idea, can't let the pen go dry
Image 216310   11-19-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
87
 
 Mr Bleak: @Rev80 I thought they were dildos.
 Rev80: Good thing that sign was there.. I thought they were marital aids..
Image 216309   11-19-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
546
 
 grizzly: @Nope Dude, I've got a lot of tables.
 Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.
 Annoying Vegan : Bite my shiny metal codpiece.
 Hyphae: @Nope Don't you know how to KNOCK!? What were you raised in the Middle- oh
 Nope: They had doors in the middle ages...
Image 216308   11-19-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Image 216307 is unbelievably bad (score -29) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by watwatwat. We'll pray for you, watwatwat.
Score:
604
 
 raditzu: hey kid, go live in Paris for a few days
 Teechur: @addend Then we shall tear down said massive likeness when such likenesses become politically incorrect over time.
 zrj235: what a real american looks like
 addend: We shall build a massive likeness of him, clad in shining copper, facing out from New York harbor.
 Nope: Not with those crocs they arent... Gotta have some standards.
Image 216306   11-19-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
145
 
 zrj235: DA SHOO DE OBEE. BIRDS, ASSHOLE.
 zrj235: ornathol... ornthologis... ornelmist... uh.. ornachlchemier... YOU KNOW WHAT IM A MOTHER FUCKING BIRD SCIENTIST BITCH.
 SharkysMachine: Looks like a Jean-Paul Birdsquiat?
Image 216305   11-19-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
257
 
 agentpaint: This is some of the lingua franca of the funk business
 Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?
 Rev80: He's got 100Mhz and 4MB of RAM and ain't scared to us it!
 addend: CRT++;
 Air Biscuit: Were gonna need a bigger desk.
Image 216304   11-19-17   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
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