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273378  BFHoodrich: So who's riding b-itch here?

273311  werterland: Screenshotting this so I can post it to my Instagram with my own same-but-worded-slightly-differently caption.

273402  Korrok: Korrok approves...

273362  lecj07: @Yam Yes indeed. There are theories that people hunted down meteorites for the valuable iron.

273391  lecj07: You interrupted the ritual you fool! Now she will jump to your body while you inhabit the rotting husk that was once her prison!

273396  lecj07: German kindergarten?

273397  lecj07: See this at my store all the time. Either dead, or someone got bored. Or Jay-zus was in the store today!

273402  Peter Pantsless: Oh, that internet, always doing...like, stuff, I guess

273391  Minnesotan: how I plan to die

273376  Annoying Vegan : How many rolls is this though?

273395  TurkeyVultureTed: Don't hate, Aggrogate!

273390  BavidDowie: How long til dinner's ready

273366  Not A Bot: Ariel's grandparents.

273299  RogueLeader: lolol @Prostata

273390  FormerLurker: Save your valuables. And I guess a noice floral stock pot too.

273392  FormerLurker: I bet this pupper makes really weird noises. Really hilarious adorable bizarre noises, out of every end that can make a noise.

273224  FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273383  Nope: Chance is way better

273384  runny999: Beluga is ripped

273343  Greifer: your bread looks wierd

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273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273095 WannaBee: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @zrj235 Spongebob Chickenpants!
 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"
 Prostata: Fish heads Fish heads eat them up YUM
 zrj235: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
 9mm: Smokin' Star-Gazey Turkey, Guy Fieri's Thanksgiving guilty pleasure.
 funny in the wall: Sol invictus mass @VeeKay
 Hokie333: "Dammit, now I gotta pee..."
 fanny: Happy thanksgiving!
 Psymon: Giving the Turfish a nice Menthol flavor
 Ulillillia: No lungs, no lung cancer
 elronhubard: I see we're having abomination again this christmas.
Image 216231   11-19-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
340
 
 agentpaint: @zrj235 Dang!
 zrj235: *obama puts on sunglasses* "Guess you got trumped bitch"
 zrj235: I've seen this movie, this is from the epilogue after the credits, when obama walks away from the crater where the white house used to be
 sassysass: Obamacadabra!
 Hokie333: @Yam We have a horse's ass in charge now, does that count?
 RiderFan: We miss you!
 Yam: Is your president a horse?
 El hefe: Those are my Chaos Emeralds!
 kornisjon: Thanks, Obama.
Image 216230   11-19-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
368
 
 Rev80: Apparently there are some people who really hate Saraswati Veena players
 Hokie333: "You should see the other guy..."
 Morpen Lungus: Indian army's heavy Vedic Infantry trooper.
Image 216229   11-19-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
184
 
 Queen K: I only read the first part and now the door won't open
 Wooden Spoon: @Rev80: now that you mention it, if these sign is in Florida it could case some senior citizen to aspirate his belt buckle
 trelyate: your loss
 Rev80: But they are already at my nips!?!?
 DrinkMixMan: Haha, jokes on you, I'm not wearing any
Image 216228   11-19-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
166
 
 El hefe: Obviously not Axl Rose's house
 Ulillillia: @The Dog Dies The bubbles make me sneeze.
Image 216227   11-19-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
281
 
 snipdawg: Are you a hawk or a dove?
Image 216226   11-19-17   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
556
 
 digabigpig: It's gonna be real awkward when they find cat hair between your pubic hair.
 celebgate: Panty stuffer
 Skaalar: I dont have a cat amymore, and I really miss stuff like this. Just a curious little creature trying to figure you out and get back scratches in the meantime.
Image 216225   11-19-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
199
 
 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...
 Cami: ROCKET! ... *snoring*
 angry: They wish.
 gulpeg: War is hell...of a fun!
 Air Biscuit: Navy still did it better.
 Side Boob: Dick jokes are as eternal as the tides
 DrinkMixMan: There you are, war in a nutshell
 ThatGuy: War never changes.
 Mark As Read: Now with free military funeral!
Image 216224   11-19-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
70
 
 Butcherboy: Wheres that darn hippocampus
 Niels Bohr: My mousetrap-bird-naked lady lobe it on the fritz. I call that lobe snazzy mcgee
Image 216223   11-19-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
145
 
 cj22: Watermelon's nemesis, waterlemon!
 bromide: Gin and fevertree Mediterranean tonic, yes pls
 fanny: thanks pinterest?
Image 216222   11-19-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
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