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258368  skillet: Throw pillows. Always throw pillows.

258392  Peter Pantsless: @Greifer Is this you?

258386  FabricMan: Minnie was fed to the rancor

258103  UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?

258392  Greifer: He gets it

258369  Greifer: cheesus clean your fingernails already

258385  Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.

258389  Warrax: @Volwen ...yes.

258353  Greifer: prayin... spare me vesuvius!

257429  Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.

257434  Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?

258375  Mr. Shine: *tiny hiss*

258376  Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.

257436  Mr Bleak: Meh. I'm used to it now.

258378  Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258379  Mr. Shine: Hooray for rescued animals! A pox on those who abuse them!

258380  Mr. Shine: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Babylline.

258383  Mr. Shine: She walks that way to confuse her pursuers!

258386  Mr. Shine: Let's not?

258389  Volwen: Do you ever come here and go "Oh wait, I was just here. Nothing new yet." And so you close the tab and open up friendly spaceship?

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258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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11. Drunk Orc: 1695 points
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Score:
275
 
 Rev80: I think I would rather park a mile away and walk
 Magic Bullets: Don't tell me; let me guess ... Evanston, IL.
 addend: Where do I click "Accept"?
 a robot: youtu.be/…
Image 216132   11-18-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
456
 
 Air Biscuit: Thats nice but how would they catch on fire and ruin the environment so that we can make a movie out of it?
 Cami: They're actually props that help spin the world.
 DrinkMixMan: Clean energy even always looks cooler than fossil fuels
Image 216131   11-18-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
357
 
 Rev80: Since when did Miranda Cosgrove start pushing natural gas?
 reply: Macauley Culkin crossed with Debbie Harry
 Air Biscuit: This zordon is weird.
 WTF: Hey, something smells good... Oh, I just remembered I already ate.
 UnknownSample: "Youuu arrre the light of my life"
 Lantry: Yeah my stove does this all the time. It was cool at first but the novelty has worn off
 BlarfyB: Yes, Master.
 WaffleIron: What the ever loving fuck?
Image 216130   11-18-17   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
264
 
 a robot: CATS ARE USEFUL.
Image 216129   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
40
 
 Air Biscuit: Beets.
Image 216128   11-18-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
278
 
 grandma: @In The Pocket Lolllll!
 waffle iron: @Cami ... and moved to BAKERSFIELD.
 Teechur: Black Friday shopping, amirite?
 Cami: ..said Californy is the place you oughtta be so they loaded up the car...
 Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z
Image 216127   11-18-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
576
 
 Rev80: I got yer Wyld Stallyns right here
 antipatterns: Then went straight to hell.
 Side Boob: I wish there was a recurring part for him in the John Wick movies.
 Ulillillia: Bogus!
Image 216126   11-18-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
309
 
 Rev80: It makes sense if you follow them in order.
 canada: Yourx
 WaffleIron: Valentines doesnt mean your restraining order is lifted.
Image 216125   11-18-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
248
 
 Not A Bot: Taxidermy humor is sick. Nothing new, there.
Image 216124   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
735
 
 Prombom: I made you a mix tape but I ate it.
 Mr Bleak: Carefully now - get those ends out of his mouth and hope it's one loop. If it's two ends, get him to the vet ASAP: that stuff can cut his intestines or get tangled and that's seriously dangerous. Sorry to be boring, but CATS ARE NICE.
 Rev80: Oh noes! My funny Seinfeld parody answering machine message was on that tape!
 Teechur: They like tinsel, too, but it almost killed my friend's cat.
 addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.
 raditzu: he realized with the first fart how big mistake he has done...
 Ulillillia: How to confuse a millenial cat.
Image 216123   11-18-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
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