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257219  FireBreathingMarmot: what shall we say then

257738  Knice: My signature pro-wrestling move.

257281  FireBreathingMarmot: Great color rendition for as old as the media must have been.

256910  Austin: are they all vampires?

257724  Knice: Welcome to Ken's ass--I mean Kansas.

257732  Peter Pantsless: That represents the majority of Facebook posts pretty well, actually

257727  Knice: That's an impressive girth-to-length ratio.

257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. Spazstatic
6. Not A Bot
7. dangerkeith3000
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9. Knice
10. Whatever



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means



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AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
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BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (802 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
Drunk Orc uploaded 257630 (775 points)


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 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
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10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1772 points
13. rip odb: 1663 points
14. pirate: 1540 points
15. Prombom: 1515 points
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Score:
357
 
 Rev80: Since when did Miranda Cosgrove start pushing natural gas?
 reply: Macauley Culkin crossed with Debbie Harry
 Air Biscuit: This zordon is weird.
 WTF: Hey, something smells good... Oh, I just remembered I already ate.
 UnknownSample: "Youuu arrre the light of my life"
 Lantry: Yeah my stove does this all the time. It was cool at first but the novelty has worn off
 BlarfyB: Yes, Master.
 WaffleIron: What the ever loving fuck?
Image 216130   11-18-17   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
264
 
 a robot: CATS ARE USEFUL.
Image 216129   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
40
 
 Air Biscuit: Beets.
Image 216128   11-18-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
278
 
 grandma: @In The Pocket Lolllll!
 waffle iron: @Cami ... and moved to BAKERSFIELD.
 Teechur: Black Friday shopping, amirite?
 Cami: ..said Californy is the place you oughtta be so they loaded up the car...
 Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z
Image 216127   11-18-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
576
 
 Rev80: I got yer Wyld Stallyns right here
 antipatterns: Then went straight to hell.
 Side Boob: I wish there was a recurring part for him in the John Wick movies.
 Ulillillia: Bogus!
Image 216126   11-18-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
309
 
 Rev80: It makes sense if you follow them in order.
 canada: Yourx
 WaffleIron: Valentines doesnt mean your restraining order is lifted.
Image 216125   11-18-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
248
 
 Not A Bot: Taxidermy humor is sick. Nothing new, there.
Image 216124   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
735
 
 Prombom: I made you a mix tape but I ate it.
 Mr Bleak: Carefully now - get those ends out of his mouth and hope it's one loop. If it's two ends, get him to the vet ASAP: that stuff can cut his intestines or get tangled and that's seriously dangerous. Sorry to be boring, but CATS ARE NICE.
 Rev80: Oh noes! My funny Seinfeld parody answering machine message was on that tape!
 Teechur: They like tinsel, too, but it almost killed my friend's cat.
 addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.
 raditzu: he realized with the first fart how big mistake he has done...
 Ulillillia: How to confuse a millenial cat.
Image 216123   11-18-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
388
 
 Nope: Close enough
Image 216122   11-18-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
478
 
 Niels Bohr: When you accidentally open your rear camera.
Image 216121   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
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