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272729  Mr Bleak: @a robot Looks like Mark shit.

272730  Mr Bleak: I assume it's a speed controller, like hanging a carrot in front of a donkey?

272805  Pront Remp: and yet, people click

272735  Mr Bleak: What the heck are you feeding that cat? Because if I'm honest, it looks like a gold plated turd.

272792  Side Boob: Charlie is a very good boy!

272790  Not A Bot: and you've probably just seen shit anyway so....

272737  grizzly: Jerking off is my passion

272758  Littlecraftywolf: michelle is that you?!

272796  Air Biscuit: So is she like internet explorers version of clippy?

272759  Air Biscuit: Firefox has seen your search history.

272756  grizzly: @Knice excellence is never finished.

272795  ThoughtlessGentleman: finally a candidate i can really believe in. cant wait for the debate between him and killface.

272779  Air Biscuit: @Beeble @kimjongun rad/bad vote system of north korea.

272785  Christina: Did she delete the tweet? I can't find it.

272774  AlexDeLarge: @Sadbot man, we suck

272775  AFanOfSprite: I'm not sure I caught that, what type of radio is it?

272792  fumbduck: Teacher's pet

272788  Scoo: Loose butthole

272769  KingTrebek: Don't remember my bible stories great, but I think those are his daughters.

272801  twitter: HEY! This chicken not angry enough! Take it back for more Die Antwoord.

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. dangerkeith3000
2. tib gubb
3. Air Biscuit
4. Mr Bleak
5. Dr Awkward
6. Not A Bot
7. Teechur
8. a robot
9. addend
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272363 (1102 points)
grizzly uploaded 272448 (1013 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (904 points)
grizzly uploaded 272443 (886 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272360 (868 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (864 points)
grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
oregon man uploaded 272572 (830 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (819 points)
bubbles uploaded 272386 (817 points)
SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (805 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272407 (800 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (778 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Mexico: 5091 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 4332 points
 4. Side Boob: 3010 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2745 points
 6. grizzly: 2736 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2385 points
 8. E. HONDA: 2328 points
 9. grimes: 2182 points
10. westerner: 1738 points
11. Snow Plow: 1647 points
12. 99.9 Percent: 1639 points
13. confession: 1593 points
14. superfudge: 1520 points
15. Surprising: 1443 points
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Score:
357
 
 Rev80: Since when did Miranda Cosgrove start pushing natural gas?
 reply: Macauley Culkin crossed with Debbie Harry
 Air Biscuit: This zordon is weird.
 WTF: Hey, something smells good... Oh, I just remembered I already ate.
 UnknownSample: "Youuu arrre the light of my life"
 Lantry: Yeah my stove does this all the time. It was cool at first but the novelty has worn off
 BlarfyB: Yes, Master.
 WaffleIron: What the ever loving fuck?
Image 216130   11-18-17   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
264
 
 a robot: CATS ARE USEFUL.
Image 216129   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
40
 
 Air Biscuit: Beets.
Image 216128   11-18-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
278
 
 grandma: @In The Pocket Lolllll!
 waffle iron: @Cami ... and moved to BAKERSFIELD.
 Teechur: Black Friday shopping, amirite?
 Cami: ..said Californy is the place you oughtta be so they loaded up the car...
 Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z
Image 216127   11-18-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
576
 
 Rev80: I got yer Wyld Stallyns right here
 courtney: Then went straight to hell.
 Side Boob: I wish there was a recurring part for him in the John Wick movies.
 Ulillillia: Bogus!
Image 216126   11-18-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
309
 
 Rev80: It makes sense if you follow them in order.
 canada: Yourx
 WaffleIron: Valentines doesnt mean your restraining order is lifted.
Image 216125   11-18-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
248
 
 Not A Bot: Taxidermy humor is sick. Nothing new, there.
Image 216124   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
735
 
 Prombom: I made you a mix tape but I ate it.
 Mr Bleak: Carefully now - get those ends out of his mouth and hope it's one loop. If it's two ends, get him to the vet ASAP: that stuff can cut his intestines or get tangled and that's seriously dangerous. Sorry to be boring, but CATS ARE NICE.
 Rev80: Oh noes! My funny Seinfeld parody answering machine message was on that tape!
 Teechur: They like tinsel, too, but it almost killed my friend's cat.
 addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.
 raditzu: he realized with the first fart how big mistake he has done...
 Ulillillia: How to confuse a millenial cat.
Image 216123   11-18-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
388
 
 Nope: Close enough
Image 216122   11-18-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
478
 
 Niels Bohr: When you accidentally open your rear camera.
Image 216121   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
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