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221690  Ulillillia: Alien Isolation Install Pack 500ml

221601  Hosebag: Smile because you are no longer in Maryland.

221699  Hokie333: *bonk* I'm okay...

221699  Joseph: I used to race cops on dirt bikes when I was a bike messenger. They were always too scared to follow you down a subway station.

221699  Ulillillia: @jayjay What's WTF? You're on Aggro-Gator.

221617  Hosebag: Not only that, Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.

221699  Ulillillia: I meant to do that

221705  Ulillillia: A nuclear missile silo in everyone's back yard

221687  Mr. Shine: *stumbles, vanishes screaming into distance*

221620  Hosebag: Happy happy happy, joy joy joy.

221717  CompletelyJoking: what game is this? my daughter loves all things cartoon horse.

221711  Ulillillia: Groove is in the heart

221710  Hokie333: I initially read that as "RoLoSTINE" and now I can't unsee it.

221699  Mr. Shine: "OFFICER DOWN, I REPEAT . . ."

221709  illBilliam: Such noble creatures.

221651  Hosebag: Working on the Windows 10 update.

221655  Hosebag: Dinsdale!

221706  Dresdenkeogh: Your girlfriend is waiting for you to be done with your overpriced workout

221715  copunter: wow, poor man's potentiometer. two settings....

221704  Hokie333: You know how sometimes for some people, a drug will have the exact opposite of the intended effect, like an espresso might make some people sleepy? Or an anti-depressive might make you suicidal? Motivation-speak does the opposite for me.

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221577 Korrok: I have to laugh.

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221699 Joseph: I used to race cops on dirt bikes when I was a bike messenger. They were always too scared to follow you down a subway station.

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221613 Mr. Shine: @bug I THINK mine is a porcelain-coated surgical steel core. It bridges a missing gap where a tooth shattered. Sha-doo-bee. Shattered.

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...



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Score:
278
 
 grandma: @In The Pocket Lolllll!
 Robespierre: @Cami ... and moved to BAKERSFIELD.
 Teechur: Black Friday shopping, amirite?
 Cami: ..said Californy is the place you oughtta be so they loaded up the car...
 Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z
Image 216127   11-18-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
550
 
 Rev80: I got yer Wyld Stallyns right here
 antipatterns: Then went straight to hell.
 Side Boob: I wish there was a recurring part for him in the John Wick movies.
 Ulillillia: Bogus!
Image 216126   11-18-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
309
 
 Rev80: It makes sense if you follow them in order.
 Felicity: Yourx
 WaffleIron: Valentines doesnt mean your restraining order is lifted.
Image 216125   11-18-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
248
 
 Not A Bot: Taxidermy humor is sick. Nothing new, there.
Image 216124   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
735
 
 glenalec: I made you a mix tape but I ate it.
 Mr Bleak: Carefully now - get those ends out of his mouth and hope it's one loop. If it's two ends, get him to the vet ASAP: that stuff can cut his intestines or get tangled and that's seriously dangerous. Sorry to be boring, but CATS ARE NICE.
 Rev80: Oh noes! My funny Seinfeld parody answering machine message was on that tape!
 Teechur: They like tinsel, too, but it almost killed my friend's cat.
 addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.
 raditzu: he realized with the first fart how big mistake he has done...
 Ulillillia: How to confuse a millenial cat.
Image 216123   11-18-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
360
 
 Nope: Close enough
Image 216122   11-18-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
478
 
 Niels Bohr: When you accidentally open your rear camera.
Image 216121   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
542
 
 Rev80: It's gonna be YUGE!
 Sadbot: @tess There's a good Stewart-era Daily Show bit along these lines with one of the correspondents saying "it's dark where I am, where has the sun gone!?"
Image 216120   11-18-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
366
 
 mrwiffler: Vlad the Lemur.
 apoxia: That is one unhappy and unhealthy looking lemur.
 addend: "Call me King Julien again. I dare you."
 cArdent: A-a-angry lemurs...
 jazzjunkie: This little guy is one botched lab experiment away from menacing the Justice Friends
 Ulillillia: Zoboomafoo is displeased.
Image 216119   11-18-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
235
 
 Rev80: The analog version of the game Defender.
 Robespierre: The Adamski Chart.
Image 216118   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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