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272968  Side Boob: Talk louder!

272974  ignatz: You want slivers? Cos this is how you get slivers..

272976  spacedawg: I heard that indicates a dietary deficiency, your dog probably needs more malt liquor or meth.

272978  ignatz: Yup, 'going Darth' is a sex thing..

272968  ignatz: PRESS ON RELENTLESSLY

272960  Prostata: 20 years *ago* maybe. tipping point is past, my dudes.

272958  ignatz: Like the infamous Curry Burger at Bradford MacDonalds

272963  ignatz: (my mistake, koalas sent to the uk, but nearest town is Frome) So let's start with Frome and see how it goes..

272963  ignatz: Well, let's start with Leeds and see how it goes..

272964  ignatz: Wot, no black dog?

272946  Not A Bot: Jesus I'm having sympathy pains.

272950  discodisco: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.

272965  Off Topic: You gotta kiss the girl.

272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

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272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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 grandma: @In The Pocket Lolllll!
 waffle iron: @Cami ... and moved to BAKERSFIELD.
 Teechur: Black Friday shopping, amirite?
 Cami: ..said Californy is the place you oughtta be so they loaded up the car...
 Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z
Image 216127   11-18-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
576
 
 Rev80: I got yer Wyld Stallyns right here
 courtney: Then went straight to hell.
 Side Boob: I wish there was a recurring part for him in the John Wick movies.
 Ulillillia: Bogus!
Image 216126   11-18-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
309
 
 Rev80: It makes sense if you follow them in order.
 canada: Yourx
 WaffleIron: Valentines doesnt mean your restraining order is lifted.
Image 216125   11-18-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
248
 
 Not A Bot: Taxidermy humor is sick. Nothing new, there.
Image 216124   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
735
 
 Prombom: I made you a mix tape but I ate it.
 Mr Bleak: Carefully now - get those ends out of his mouth and hope it's one loop. If it's two ends, get him to the vet ASAP: that stuff can cut his intestines or get tangled and that's seriously dangerous. Sorry to be boring, but CATS ARE NICE.
 Rev80: Oh noes! My funny Seinfeld parody answering machine message was on that tape!
 Teechur: They like tinsel, too, but it almost killed my friend's cat.
 addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.
 raditzu: he realized with the first fart how big mistake he has done...
 Ulillillia: How to confuse a millenial cat.
Image 216123   11-18-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
388
 
 Nope: Close enough
Image 216122   11-18-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
478
 
 Niels Bohr: When you accidentally open your rear camera.
Image 216121   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
542
 
 Rev80: It's gonna be YUGE!
 Sadbot: @tess There's a good Stewart-era Daily Show bit along these lines with one of the correspondents saying "it's dark where I am, where has the sun gone!?"
Image 216120   11-18-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
366
 
 mrwiffler: Vlad the Lemur.
 apoxia: That is one unhappy and unhealthy looking lemur.
 addend: "Call me King Julien again. I dare you."
 cArdent: A-a-angry lemurs...
 jazzjunkie: This little guy is one botched lab experiment away from menacing the Justice Friends
 Ulillillia: Zoboomafoo is displeased.
Image 216119   11-18-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
235
 
 Rev80: The analog version of the game Defender.
 xylophone: The Adamski Chart.
Image 216118   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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