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258663  Robespierre: "Satan has left the building"

258337  Science: "It's no good, I can't maneuver!" "Stay on target." "We're too close!" "Stay on target!" "Loosen up!" "They came from... behind! "

258697  KingTrebek: Okay boy

258666  Robespierre: Lemmego

258668  Robespierre: Why bother? It would cost someone their livelihood.

258723  Prostata: yeah... good fuckin' luck with that

258719  Scoo: The boom mic suggests there's more too this

258672  Robespierre: But he DOES have spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle ... sometimes.

258729  Solemn: -schlorp-

258337  Science: She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts

258337  Science: Sorry about the mess.

258673  Robespierre: For one very brief moment I thought it read Parkinson's For Beginners

258679  Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258373  Science: "Hey - I'm so white that I don't understand this phrase!"

258684  Robespierre: Out hiking at Redstone Saturday when an thorm outflow band started blasting us with sand - felt like this looks, although the fennec is better prepared than we were

258692  Robespierre: "You're not terrierizing hard enough, son ... MORE MADNESS!"

258695  Robespierre: Keep calm and pangolin on

258424  Science: Glad to see Dangle got a job after the Reno incident

258706  Robespierre: Take my money, Todd Lawson! TAKE IT!!!

258713  Robespierre: State-dictated haircuts of North Korea

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4. Scoo
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258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258704 WTF: "I really don't care, do u?"

258337 Science: "It's no good, I can't maneuver!" "Stay on target." "We're too close!" "Stay on target!" "Loosen up!" "They came from... behind! "

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.



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NotHuman uploaded 258290 (798 points)
Hyphae uploaded 258404 (773 points)
fink uploaded 258513 (762 points)
Bacon Train uploaded 258337 (754 points)
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Score:
283
 
 skylark: Crack addicts, amiright?
 Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...
 A duck: I blame the chairs
 when so: Welcome to the Grand Canyon
 WTF: Crack is whack
 charlemagne: it'll take more then two
Image 215984   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
243
 
 UltraBeverly: Please accept this overly wordy note in lieu of my lazy ass calling maintenance.
 penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.
 penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.
 Derp Herpigan: Where did I see that steam tripping smoke alarms wasn't an issue with the non-radioactive ones?
Image 215983   11-18-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
390
 
 VeeKay: This is inadequate in regard to pug safety during the moving process. Helmet required.
 bug: Ready for shipping to Abu Dhabi.
 Knice: Pugglewrap
 Pudding: safety pug
Image 215982   11-18-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
140
 
 Not A Bot: Not to defend homeopathy, but no.
 alex: Plot twist: it's taped to the floor.
Image 215981   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
240
 
 tib gubb: goddamn liberal media ruining my budget lunch now, too?
 bug: At 10, they just said "yes." Without any further explanation.
 El Barto: No. Just Ageist.
 Shay: I'm gonna have to say no one this one. Without George Washington Carver, there would be no PB, only the J. Not sure if the Smuckers family were racist about the J though...
 WTF: "We have an undercover exclusive interview with one after the break!"
Image 215980   11-18-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
165
 
 Mad Collager: Okay, but if there is no cord, how could there be anything between the handles?
 VeeKay: Hey babe, seen my butt plugs by any chance?
 when so: @bug Did you buy nunchuks by any chance?
 bug: Amateurs... I jump rope without the rope AND without the jump.
 copunter: jeez, when you gotta say "free returns," you already know you're peddling garbage. 570+ already returned
 Shay: Today's weirdo item.
Image 215979   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
97
 
 Mad Collager: This reminds me of IKEA's classic Apple parody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOXQo7nURs0
 VeeKay: Instructions unclear, ordered new IKEA furniture via internet.
 Air Biscuit: @WTF peencol
 WTF: PAEPEER
Image 215978   11-18-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
348
 
 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.
 XLY: Oh yeah? Cope with THIS!!
 Liar tuck: He looks like Ferris Buellers dad in the second panel
 Mad Collager: I resent the omission of a narrow-bladed frame saw in all of these pictures!
 DrinkMixMan: Can I cope in the world depicted here instead, though?
 Niels Bohr: @mrdiron when the day is done the last thing I want to do ride on.
 house md: Need is a strong word
 El Barto: Try laughing with salad!
 Shay: OBEY
 mrdiron: For such a high-powered life, you need a high-powered coping mechanism: cocaine!
 sparename: "Sign up now for your very own, hyper-personalised, totally incessant, 'Barrage of Nag'(tm) - You'll never get a moment's peace again!"
Image 215977   11-18-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
610
 
 Mad Collager: Breakfast! Here, Breakfast! ...uh, err, Come here for Breakfast! Come here for Breakfast1
 Not A Bot: If OP is on TELUS and using Celcius, they're from Vancouver and should be used to this shit. Radvote for my hometown tho!
 bug: MEOW! -I mean, *cough cough*, Birdseed! Get your bird seed!
 El Barto: It's the ciiiiircle of liiiiife!
 Teechur: Cat feeder
Image 215976   11-18-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
341
 
 frankie: Dendy-er than most.
 bug: @Butcherboy That's the Light Glock (tm). Great for Grand Theft Duck Hunt.
 El Barto: Hit me right in the nostalgia.
 funny in the wall: I had one of these growing up!
 Shay: Mario Paint mouse with Turf Rivals? What madness is this?
 WTF: This is fine and dandy.
 Butcherboy: Man thats a pretty serious light gun
 charlemagne: you have a dendy and a sdendy? do you have super matusz brothers 2 - storm the mushroom palace
Image 215975   11-18-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
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