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249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

249322  Social Vegan: ummm........

249375  Himesama: Too soon!

249377  Himesama: Maru's great grandpa

249386  Himesama: (After several uninterrupted hours of sleep)

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249319 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



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11. wordjones: 1999 points
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 Dr Awkward: His tower is leaning a little to the right.
 Otterman: , but not pants
 Skaalar: Just dont ask for extra sausage.
 Vanna: No shirt, no shoes; no service. No pants? No problem.
Image 215811   11-17-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
351
 
 Wooden Spoon: When your boss really wants someone to kiss his ass but the whole office is out with the flu.
 tib gubb: i found what i want for christmas
 Otterman: Stahp. Please.
 PenguinBartender: justcenobitethings.jpg
 ignatz: Buffalo Bill meets Pan's Labyrinth
 ThoughtlessGentleman: its the chair ive always wanted.... no needed. the kiss my entire ass chair.
Image 215810   11-17-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
162
 
 VoR: Katy Perry loves wii play
 Ihminen: I actually got rid of the strap because it annoyed me... luckily i used to play games that really didn't require that much waggling around (paper mario, smash bros, virtual console games) so the tv was saved haha
Image 215809   11-17-17   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
615
 
 Felicity: Good lettering!
 Wooden Spoon: Bird is the word!
 jazzjunkie: SCRAW!! THE WAR IS ON!! SCRRRREEEECH!! DEFEND THE HILLTOPS!! reddit.com/r/enlightenedbirdmen/
 Skaalar: I wanna see the bird version of this very much.
 JollyWell: I don't know what this is, but I like it.
Image 215808   11-17-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
374
 
 Mr. Shine: "Paco the Taco" was not seen as very racially sensitive, and was soon retired. The next mascot was even worse . . . .
 Not A Bot: How to hang someone underwater.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Vertical Taco" has other meanings..
Image 215807   11-17-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
695
 
 tib gubb: a good human
 Cami: Removed because somrone beat me to it.
 when so: Now I can only dream of crime and ruin
 homeless: C no Cheez
 a robot: Yes you CAN haz
 Ihminen: The lady in the box in the back seems amused about this
 sparenamelaptopdied: Burgermog
Image 215806   11-17-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
496
 
 Bubo: What a beautiful person.
 Teechur: @tib gubb I'm guessing he did this so she'll get her head out of her apps.
 tib gubb: looks like she doesn't even notice
 Cami: Because some asshole is taking pictures of them.
 Ulillillia: Grown ass-man
Image 215805   11-17-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
269
 
 Felicity: The quotes around in the swim make it seem like some kind of 1950s sex euphemism
 Wooden Spoon: Is that cloudy beverage some kind of canned liverwurst liqueur?
 VeeKay: When hostesses attack
 BlarfyB: How Nature says "Do not touch!"
Image 215804   11-17-17   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
274
 
 LurkedMoar: Wilgrandson
 VoR: Wilsonette
Image 215803   11-17-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
319
 
 Felicity: Q--Q
 Bubo: You slag!
 Skaalar: Got some reason, all I can think of is that scene out of The Two Towers where the orcs are makin swords and shit under Isengard.
 PissedOff: Slag off!
 VoR: Golden brown texture like aaaaah aaaaaah
 sparenamelaptopdied: The floor is not quite lava
Image 215802   11-17-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
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