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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. Air Biscuit
5. Not A Bot
6. a robot
7. sparename
8. Mr Bleak
9. VeeKay
10. Side Boob



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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!



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kittylitter uploaded 262622 (794 points)
madmax1 uploaded 262661 (780 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (762 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262644 (755 points)
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aristocat uploaded 262407 (719 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 262778 (707 points)
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 7. WannaBee: 1757 points
 8. Shay: 1667 points
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10. The Turks: 1585 points
11. professorpig: 1584 points
12. frankie: 1457 points
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14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. 9inchfails: 1369 points
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Score:
464
 
 NashtasticVoyage: @majorchamp Because you played yourself?
 Catcat: the Blob will consume us all.
 Not A Bot: "Possible." I think the word you're looking for is "possible"
 Ulillillia: I'd like to ass you a few questions
 Derp Herpigan: Bet it smells great in there.
 Dr Awkward: Public transportation: Die a little bit inside on your way to and from work!
 AFanOfSprite: @majorchamp - preferably one of the huge Australian 50c coins.
Image 215544   11-15-17   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
698
 
 WotGives: This would be still more impressive if it was edible
 mrd0t: That is pretty Rad
Image 215543   11-15-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
628
 
 Catcat: @donhomero How's Egypt for ya, buddy?
 Ulillillia: @donhomero Is Pizza Hut really close to the pyramids?
 Dr Awkward: @donhomero Camera lenses can certainly make for some interesting perspectives. Neat picture, regardless.
Image 215542   11-15-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
716
 
 salmiakki: This made me vote rad @BlarfyB
 Catcat: Goats are very acutely aware of the fact that they were never meant to fly.
 BavidDowie: A young Taylor Swift has an epiphany
 a robot: @Ulillillia Kids and kids will be kids and kids
 Ulillillia: Kids will be kids.
 BlarfyB: Sign seems to check out.
Image 215541   11-15-17   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
502
 
 Musician: Something's not kosher about this picture.
 Teechur: Why would Paul Shaffer be interested in bacon anyway?
 Ulillillia: Dance your cares away, worry's for another day
 Muncharito Beanworld: @Yurishiro - bacon 'll do that to you!
 matos: So bald my eyes hurt
Image 215540   11-15-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
245
 
 WotGives: Did not lol at all. Is that quiet enough?
 Lantry: Also i think that the first image was replaced at some point. The picture currently at /images/aggrogatordotcom1.jpg has the newer watermark style, but there's on at /images/aggrogatordotcom.jpg with the old style
 Lantry: This was already on the website at /images/0.jpg. i decided to re-up it to see if anyone knew anything about it.
 necronomicon: Mrs. Doubtfire strikes again!
 itskando: Mrs Doubtfire?
 eurotrash: I'll just mull it over for a bit
Image 215539   11-15-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
Score:
893
 
 Queen K: A kiss or a taste test?
 a robot: @Ulillillia Like a year ago I had this idea for "Friendly Spaceship Hall of Rad" where I uploaded dog-themed pictures that represented various purple users, and this WAS the one I used for @carpwoman. But they all kept getting voted into negatives so I gave up :(
 Dreforian: "Whatsamatter carp got yer tongue?" "WHY YETH"
 Ulillillia: Doggos love @carpwoman
 qazwsx: I dare you to tell me how this cannot be rad
 tib gubb: don't worry koei-chan i will protect you from cat
 nuke em: Boop le snoot.
Image 215538   11-15-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
199
 
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Image 215537   11-15-17   Uploaded by    Pudding
Score:
453
 
 mrd0t: @tib gubb my computer definitely has a significant percentage of fuck you
 Yam: @Nope AM always was a dick
 Hyphae: @tib gubb my first thought, also. My second thought was that I happen to have a hell of a lot of O, H, N, Ca, and P, in me ATM. THANK YOU VERY MUCH! And my THIRD thought is that I happen to be positive that MY computer has at least a few dog hairs in it as well, and I most certainly did not carefully organize a damnn thing, I just shoved the parts together and let the cables lay as they lay.
 kinggheedra: The note about the human is truer than the note about the computer.
 Hyphae: @Joetato and yea, the truest horrors of the Singularity are upon us. May we bow our heads in- 1101001010110010110101000
 copunter: help coputer. stop all the downloads
 tib gubb: computers are also made of - gold, copper, aluminum, steel, plastics, fuck you
 Nope: "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE." - Computer
Image 215536   11-15-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
237
 
 Side Boob: Why not
 Pudding: why?
 anonimos: I was promised flying cars
 Dr Awkward: "Because"
 itskando: Yoni Wolf
 FabricMan: *urp* Why not?
 tib gubb: it doesn't matter.
 fanny: Why ask why? Drink Bud Dry.
 Ulillillia: I may be mad, I may be blind, I may be viciously unkind, but I can still read what you're thinking
 FarmerWalk: No reason. Just is.
Image 215535   11-15-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
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