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273426  communist: "We're Jews, we're Jews in space!"

273417  Sadbot: Gettin' married out behind a Cracker Barrel

273275  Rachelina: @Not A Bot holy loly

273390  addend: Just buy the darn boat!

273390  redbranch: Due to 4chan or SA frontpage exposure, I know for a fact that this is someone's fetish.

273408  Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman thanks! :)

273412  addend: (Keeps contents. Returns package. Moons camera.)

273375  DrNinjaman: Somebody's been making out...

273376  DrNinjaman: @WTF Brown'n Serve Tape.

273390  DrNinjaman: @dangerkeith3000 They did. Haven't you ever heard: And cat's in the stock pot and silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon...

273425  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273397  DrNinjaman: Infinity War deleted scene

273405  DrNinjaman: @tib gubb Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid/depressed. Obviously it takes more than one comment. Unless that comment gets like 20 rad votes. Then just one should probably take care of it.

273416  boomboomboom: Just different print runs, one tube is probably much older than the other.

273399  VoR: @a robot I concur

273402  VoR: Meh

273408  DrNinjaman: @Dr Awkward We all love your goats.

273410  VoR: Likes to steal. Lil bitch.

273410  DrNinjaman: JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG! He was a good friend of mine! I never understood a single thing he said but I helped him get elected President!

273408  addend: "Om..." / "Baaa."

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2. tib gubb
3. ignatz
4. Air Biscuit
5. Teechur
6. Not A Bot
7. Side Boob
8. DrNinjaman
9. Sadbot
10. VoR

The top ten most commented-on images today:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

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Gonzo uploaded 273109 (908 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (890 points)
Joetato uploaded 273149 (829 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (817 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (764 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (751 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (750 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (744 points)
140bpm uploaded 273040 (730 points)
desertfox uploaded 273016 (727 points)
night shift uploaded 272937 (721 points)

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 2. E. HONDA: 3028 points
 3. Side Boob: 2158 points
 4. reagan: 2072 points
 5. skunkrocker: 1980 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 1883 points
 7. Never AFK: 1775 points
 8. Mexico: 1724 points
 9. norgu5: 1716 points
10. deadwombat: 1637 points
11. daver: 1592 points
12. grimes: 1561 points
13. dangerkeith3000: 1554 points
14. shwoarty: 1547 points
15. waffles: 1450 points
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 sparename: @Knice I've had the same problem with comments that got lots of +, we shall name it the "Knice Knundrum"
 MyPasswordAintPassword: @Knice Just give it to us as an acrostic..
 psyops: Say man, they tell me you think you're pretty good / Don't you know you're in my neighborhood? / They tell me you're pretty fast on your feets / You best be at the dance hall down on 14th street, you heah?
 Knice: Comment conundrum: If you think of something that amuses you about an image, but then realize you said that the last time you saw it, do you say it again or is that lazy?
 penguinslovebananas: Looks like silence of the lambs re done with bats
 mrmaestro: @melted plastic Thats how you win a dance battle
Image 215484   11-15-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
 Gomi Day: at this point there's what, a dozen actual fieros left intact?
 a sedated moose: @fanny @Niels Bohr it's stupendous.
 Niels Bohr: @fanny it's horradical.
 fanny: that's pretty awfmazing
Image 215483   11-15-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Image 215482 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Aaron Spacemuseum. You have brought shame on us, Aaron Spacemuseum.
 imaginary gf: Egg-in-a-frame, that's what my peepul called this. Fine works of art they can be, too.
 fanny: @FabricMan huh i thought they were called eggs in a basket. I like your way better :)
 FabricMan: My dad loved one-eyed Egyptians, but mom hated making them. Eventually, they were just birthday food.
 communist: Open the pod bay door HAL
 PenguinBartender: The longer I stare at this image, the more questions are raised: is that toast? Is it hashbrowns? Is it the white of the egg, somehow?
Image 215481   11-15-17   Uploaded by    carlin
 badger: I'll say the obvious: this is the milky way, as seen from mars. Both the chocolate bars, not the planet or the galaxy, of course.
Image 215480   11-15-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 a robot: @fanny I got a bunch of radvotes on comments in the 180000s today also. Very nice :)
 fanny: awww and someone just made my day :) vvvv
 fanny: I DO love it when someone +s a comment I made years ago...
 FabricMan: PIZZA OMG!
 daisy picker: Im eating pizza right now!
 Mr. Butt: Di ck
Image 215479   11-15-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall Without prawn, we wouldn't have a lot of things. Prawn bisque. Prawn tortellini. Spot prawn ha gow. The list goes on
 jazzjunkie: I've got that good music in my soul -- because of what I'm into though, that soul is definitely going to hell.
 FabricMan: @funny in the wall Without pr0n, we wouldn't have a lot of things. Film. E-commerce. Home videos. Cable. Gay rights. The list goes on
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall also, without pornography, we would not have the bandwidth capable of transmitting video
 funny in the wall: define "pure thoughts". isn't thinking and rethinking the "safe" stuff to think about merely mental masturbation?
 funny in the wall: @communist no drugs? bummer.
Image 215478   11-15-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
 Side Boob: I'll get my manager...
 Callahan: Drive my rocket up Uranus!
 westerner: Uranus is a gas giant
 Not A Bot: MOM it's getting my cocopuffs!
 Prostata: i looked it up... this isn't even the worst headline about this research
 tears as lube: Unidentified Farting Object
 WaffleIron: AIAA's butt jokes quarterly should not be mistaken for their more formal publications.
Image 215477   11-15-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Science: I wanted to do this for Halloween but couldn't find a good tutorial. :(
 Fantasy: 'Scuse me while I release solar wind.
 Warrax: Thinkin' 'bout that scripture, good music, and pure thoughts.
 funny in the wall: little big planet's ill-advised live-action adaptation
 Pudding: what a gentleman
Image 215476   11-15-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
 piranharama: Same
 Mr. Butt: Handsome boy!
 FabricMan: But can you balance a cue stick on his tongue?
Image 215475   11-15-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
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