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272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272742  addend: Yep, that's what they Ptolemy.

272683  DrinkMixMan: Bad burger. Bad burger!

272750  addend: @addend Got the ol' switcherino. Won't be funny if I explain it now. Probably wasn't funny in the first place.

272734  DrinkMixMan: tubular image

272734  DrinkMixMan: and that's the tooth

272755  DrinkMixMan: sperts

272750  addend: Could you... insatiable urge to visit... me?

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2. tib gubb
3. Not A Bot
4. Air Biscuit
5. Dr Awkward
6. Mr Bleak
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9. Teechur
10. addend



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272681 DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (845 points)
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SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (805 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272407 (800 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (798 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (793 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)


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11. kshoxx: 1699 points
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Score:
293
 
 Nikkrophelia: I'm kind of hoping it's made to crap on people as it floats by
 McMuff: FORSAKE YOUR FOWL FESTIVITIES!
 Catcat: Today, it would be a tofurkey.
Image 215408   11-15-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
261
 
 cenecia: If you are a criminal, please ignore this sign.
 DerKirche: What if all the undercover police arrested all the undercover police and we end up in an alternate undercover police dimension? I've seen things like that happen.
 Knice: Police notice; others need not.
 Catcat: This sign increases the occurrence of Mexican Standoffs by 127%
Image 215407   11-15-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
386
 
 Mad Collager: Yin-Yang-Yak
 shark: My mom doesn't get me.
 Knice: Halfway through his morning coffee.
Image 215406   11-15-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
410
 
 Mad Collager: Whaddya mean my dad's not purple anymore?!? He's still wearin' the shirt!
 watwatwat: Motherfucker...
Image 215405   11-15-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
444
 
 XLY: you wouldn't download a mp5
 Rev80: I guess the MP6 will be a fully automatic and railed media player with 4k playback and flash supression?
 Ulillillia: Didn't really need the Anchorman image macro.
 Morn Bumbies: Video killed the radio star.
 Catcat: @Chile Quornwrap Aggrobot has dementia.
Image 215404   11-15-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
314
 
 foreversmug: "Two packs of Kools, please ... watchoo lookin at?"
 Side Boob: Hello, I am dog.
Image 215403   11-15-17   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
108
 
 Booty Kicker: @Mad Collager me too
 Mad Collager: To protect their privacy, all embarrassing ingredients have been pixelated.
 Teh Simpson: So that's what gluten free foods look like.
 Volwen: Is it shiny coming out?
Image 215402   11-15-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
484
 
 WTF: Fake! Everyone knows there are no shadows on Mars!
 Smorlacks: I knew it!
Image 215401   11-15-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
323
 
 RiderFan: So she wants a guy like me? Tough luck lady. I only have eyes for those as pure as me (which is nobody).
 falling: There are men with those qualities. They dont get enough love
 tib gubb: plenty of those out there. amirite ladies?
 Donut: You want a werewolf.
 Knice: The only reason I don't 100% wish I could be a dog is that you don't get to pick your owner.
 Catcat: Great, more dog lobby slander.
Image 215400   11-15-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
357
 
 Suburbanmom: I pick the first one! And a box of cheez nips...
 Brain: Aliens are checking our ottomans to see if we are sentient
 Dr Awkward: I'll hold out and buy the Sofa Sixteen when that comes out.
 Mad Collager: That escalated quickly.
Image 215399   11-15-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
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