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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Image 215378   11-15-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
338
 
 E. HONDA: well, the cheese and summer sausage are gone, I guess I'll eat these things...
 isosceleswaffle: Unlike candy corn (which is nasty even fresh), this stuff is actually kinda nice when it hasn't been sitting in a dish in grandma's living room for 20 years.
 DerKirche: Move over, candycorn, this is the best worst candy ever!
Image 215377   11-15-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
32
 
 FatTigerWoods: Hasn't he met Jesus twice?
 Paint Chips: *atheist but good art and lettering, so: rad
 Catcat: When did they die, tho? Did Snoopy get shot down over Verdun?
 ASTER: God that sentence just crashes out of the mouth, doesn't it?
 square44: *all* dogs go to heaven
Image 215376   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
268
 
 Sandor: But I was all set to licky boom boom down
Image 215375   11-14-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
229
 
 jazzjunkie: If you would like to make a call, please hang up and dial again... If you would like to make a call, please hang up and dial again...
 jazzjunkie: If you would like to make a call, please hang up and dial again... If you would like to make a call, please hang up and dial again...
 Queen K: No Q?
 Teechur: @Catcat LOL! Never thought of my Dad as a classy badass before! That's awesome!
 Catcat: @Teechur With bluetooth, you look like a weirdo who talks to himself. With a WWII headset, you look like a classy badass.
 Ulillillia: How to stump a millenial
 Teechur: @neutron My Dad moved ours to the basement where he connected a WWII headset via a long wire so he can walk around and talk hands-free. Bluetooth? Who needs that?
Image 215374   11-14-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
237
 
 VoR: @WaffleIron ....I have adopted even more.
 a robot: I still can't keep up with all the Spaceship switcherinos
 DrinkMixMan: how do you do
 WaffleIron: Day 26...oh fuck it.
Image 215373   11-14-17   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
275
 
 Donut: Last thing you want to see when you try to sneak home after curfew.
Image 215372   11-14-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
420
 
 Catcat: @Greek Fire You're the one who keeps drinking it and saying "yup, it's piss"
 Greek Fire: @Catcat You're the one claiming piss is amazing.
 Catcat: @Greek Fire I'm starting to get the feeling that you simply have bad alcohol opinions.
 Greek Fire: @Catcat I've been to Germany and their beer tastes like piss too.
 skylark: Beer water. It won't give you diarrhea.
 Catcat: @Greek Fire BEER IS AMAZING YOU TAKE THAT BACK. Although you folks seem American, maybe your beer does taste like horse piss.
 Greek Fire: @Catcat Beer is disgusting, but some people have drunk enough of some brand of horse piss to feel they have to mock people who drink other brands of horse piss.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Catcat: What's the horse piss joke about, by the way?
 Catcat: @majorchamp Checks out, what with all the camo on the soldiers and the truck in front.
 Ulillillia: So I can be in you.
 WTF: "Please drink responsibly"
 Greek Fire: "Ha! Their beer is water! Totally unlike mine, which is piss! The ammonia makes the difference!"
 dobbiesdoogs: truly a good humanitarian deed. still: "we need to do something to help. they need water and we have the capacity and ability to get a large amount down there quick." "that's an amazing idea. hey carl! carl! we're switching to emergency water! keep the line going but close the horse piss valve!"
Image 215371   11-14-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Image 215370 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by oregon man. We'll pray for you, oregon man.
Score:
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 The Bees: It's a rover!
 piranharama: Now, why dont I have an escape vehicle?
 Side Boob: Always carry a spare
 AlexDeLarge: Yo dawg!
Image 215369   11-14-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
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