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272286  addend: Gender reveal: It's a Lay-Z Boy.

272295  Bob: That stresses me out more

272295  tib gubb: this is bad :( poor puppers

272286  addend: Why grandma's sofa had the plastic slipcover.

272283  a robot: Well this is basically the cutest thing ever!

272286  addend: ...cushion pushes /you/.

272286  addend: Recliner? I hardly know 'er!

272293  addend: (Pretends to admire propaganda mural.)

272304  sir toke a lot: Those eyes!

272295  Side Boob: 14/10 would pet them all.

272245  Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272261  Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272280  Not A Bot: a.k.a. youre alive and have an address.

272275  Side Boob: Zero m/s as he's up against the wall.

272284  Side Boob: I'd be mad I had STDs too.

272289  Side Boob: This isn't Grey Poupon!

272291  Side Boob: Recycling Pupper is disappointed!

272292  Side Boob: Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaw! *Dixie plays in background*

272132  Mr Bleak: That's nearly 3000lb of fat burned. Your skin is going to be sooo loose you'll trip over your neck if you try to walk...

272133  Mr Bleak: Concrete of switcherino

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1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. Teechur
4. Not A Bot
5. addend
6. dangerkeith3000
7. Air Biscuit
8. Amy Housewine
9. a robot
10. Mad Collager



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272205 Terrh: Classy...



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10. Albo Grungus: 1913 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
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Score:
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 Catcat: @Greek Fire You're the one who keeps drinking it and saying "yup, it's piss"
 Greek Fire: @Catcat You're the one claiming piss is amazing.
 Catcat: @Greek Fire I'm starting to get the feeling that you simply have bad alcohol opinions.
 Greek Fire: @Catcat I've been to Germany and their beer tastes like piss too.
 skylark: Beer water. It won't give you diarrhea.
 Catcat: @Greek Fire BEER IS AMAZING YOU TAKE THAT BACK. Although you folks seem American, maybe your beer does taste like horse piss.
 Greek Fire: @Catcat Beer is disgusting, but some people have drunk enough of some brand of horse piss to feel they have to mock people who drink other brands of horse piss.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Catcat: What's the horse piss joke about, by the way?
 Catcat: @majorchamp Checks out, what with all the camo on the soldiers and the truck in front.
 Ulillillia: So I can be in you.
 WTF: "Please drink responsibly"
 Greek Fire: "Ha! Their beer is water! Totally unlike mine, which is piss! The ammonia makes the difference!"
 dobbiesdoogs: truly a good humanitarian deed. still: "we need to do something to help. they need water and we have the capacity and ability to get a large amount down there quick." "that's an amazing idea. hey carl! carl! we're switching to emergency water! keep the line going but close the horse piss valve!"
Image 215371   11-14-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Image 215370 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by oregon man. You have brought shame on us, oregon man.
Score:
383
 
 The Bees: It's a rover!
 piranharama: Now, why dont I have an escape vehicle?
 Side Boob: Always carry a spare
 AlexDeLarge: Yo dawg!
Image 215369   11-14-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
294
 
 FatTigerWoods: Hey, I know that guy!
 DrinkMixMan: muffin stud
 Ulillillia: I FUCKING LOVE MUFFINS
 addend: (Tempts fate. Trips over cord. Drops breads.)
 jazzjunkie: I might never be this happy
Image 215368   11-14-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
199
 
 PenguinBartender: Nailed it.
 addend: Lerperd.
 Dr Awkward: Needs more muffin
Image 215367   11-14-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
374
 
 original og: This edition of the annual tablescaping looks interesting.
 penguinslovebananas: His audition tape for the flex seal commercial turned out great
Image 215366   11-14-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
303
 
 Urn BooUrn: Vincent Adultwoman.
 dobbiesdoogs: when deepdream goes too far
Image 215365   11-14-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Image 215364 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Alpha Trion. We'll pray for you, Alpha Trion.
Score:
419
 
 Alpha Trion: I love Debussy.
 Mr. Butt: Remember when I promised I'd kill you Liszt? I lied.
 DrinkMixMan: GET TO THE CHOPIN
Image 215363   11-14-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
253
 
 when so: Hi all, welcome to the chronic dehydration club!
Image 215362   11-14-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
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