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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

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262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

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 god666: @Korrok So you approve or do not approve???
 Korrok: No! You can't make me.
 Prostata: @Mad Collager that would be awesome
 Mad Collager: @Prostata It's too bad it doesn't really look like the x-wing fighter.
 grizzly: @Prostata saw it last time I was at KSC ;)
 charlemagne: we have a skull on our patch, are we the bad guys?
 Mr. Shine: RAD as hell!
 Prostata: the X-37 military spaceplane. google it. It's real and it spends a lot of time on orbit. Others are in active development.
 VeeKay: Rad patch for what never got past the conceptual stages of Regan's crazy fucking waste of money that was the Star Wars program.
 Sadbot: This is a rad patch for what is probably just "pay a bunch of eggheads a lot of money to come to the conclusion that we don't need weaponized spaceplanes because we already have ICBMs"
Image 215288   11-14-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
 Teechur: Wrong turn at Albuquerque?
 Mad Collager: The three big crater groups look like footprints from a very large, indecisive, one-legged elephant with very long toe nails.
 reply: Whoa - straight outta that Nick Drake song.
Image 215287   11-14-17   Uploaded by    elronhubard
 Queen K: boop
 VeeKay: He smiles because I had lentils, potatoes, cauliflower and tomatoes, oh, and paratha for tea tonight.
 Butcherboy: This reminds me. I havent had BBQ pork snoots in a while
 bromide: What a Babe.
Image 215286   11-14-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
 Side Boob: "I am one with the force; the force is with me"
 El Barto: He's dead inside with faded memories of wanting to feel something, anything.
 CheezGrater: @Robespierre Done splashed already
 grizzly: Sad Mountain
 kornisjon: A barrel of laughs.
 bbbrandon: Loner with a bo-ner.
Image 215285   11-14-17   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
 Shay: Spoiler: They're all not suppose to be here, they're on the VIP list!
 Mextreme Enchirito: He has found his true purpose in life.
 deathawaits: This looks kind of....dirty.
 Amy Housewine: Drink of the guru's brainjuice. This way you will absorb his wisdom.
Image 215284   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
 Shay: Shit, when did Nintendo get so cocky like Soupy Sales?
 Ulillillia: Send in those colourful pieces of paper from your parents' wallets!
 Urn BooUrn: Huh, so now Nintendo is just straight up shaking kids down?
 a robot: Bunny money?
 Mr. Butt: The rare Nintendo TS XL.
 Off Topic: Gotcha. You want a picture of real money.
 Greifer: you still owe me that f?%Ing dollar kid
 Yam: Shit got a little too real for me
Image 215283   11-14-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
 Hokie333: I've made bologna and grape jelly sandwiches before. There's a sweet-and-salty thing that makes it work.
 jazzjunkie: @Dr Awkward Baloney = phoney bologna.
 Not A Bot: Whatever, I'll just go in there and squeeze the heck out of them. Feel all that caramel and cream between my fingers.
 Ulillillia: Considering the alternatives, would gladly eat that sandwich
 VeeKay: Thanks, now I'm hungry and I'm bloody vegetarian.
 funny in the wall: Wow, the gloves are off now
 kornisjon: Pass. I don't want any baloney.
 Side Boob: Harumpf!
 Sadbot: my archeologist friend tells me this is what the Ancient Ones used instead of posting political memes on facebook
 Yam: Take that, Carter!
 Dr Awkward: a) "balogna" b) It would have been funnier if it said "a little nutty" c) How did that campaign work out for your, Maddox?
Image 215282   11-14-17   Uploaded by    ashton
 Butcherboy: Are you their mane fan?@KnifeySpooney
 Butcherboy: Huh. They do sleep tonight
Image 215281   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
 VeeKay: Walmart buffering again. Goddamit Walmart.
 Sadbot: @grizzly Let's be clear I did absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame, it's not my fault, this is just to say, if Gene had pooped like every day, this would have all just blown away, but he'll be out of there in no time, no one's gonna blame me, I'll be doing just fine, today is gonna be a great day, if Teddy can't unstick my dad, I'll find another way
 Gluten Fee: She prefers to be known as Jayne County
 grizzly: Bad stuff happens in the bathroom, I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum, Can't let them see me with my pants down, Coasters Magazine is gonna be my chance now, But I'll be outta here in no time, I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine, Today is gonna be a great day, I'll do Coasters Magazine and blow everyone away.
Image 215280   11-14-17   Uploaded by    omgpro
 Greifer: Just chillin before the killin
 earl: @Youll Cowards : That's Scruffy Scruffington.
 Not A Bot: SO. LAZY.
Image 215279   11-14-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
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