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272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

272581  a robot: stop getting naked in front of your pets

272591  a robot: Just got up from the couch in #272593

272595  a robot: Cat at bottom left just isn't a team player

272600  a robot: @Peter Pantsless The eternal struggle

272603  Peter Pantsless: I'll bet it smells great on Titan. Also, obligatory space rad

272589  Amy Housewine: For an extra premium, you can have the complicated wank package.

272603  wolfpk: Light a match on Titan!

272596  Psymon: Most expensive ping pong table ever

272488  Mr Bleak: @Shay Ah! I see now. Thank you!

272578  Spazstatic: Holy shit. I feel so selfish now.

272597  square44: flying cars but women are considered too emotional to operate them

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272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...



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Score:
336
 
 Shay: Sincerely, Yahoo
Image 215276   11-14-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
362
 
 originaluser: This is the prison camp where we put all the handsome prisoners
 Dr Awkward: I bet it smells great in there
 hot hot dog: Le Club Hangover.
 grizzly: Stach clan
Image 215275   11-14-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
347
 
 Catcat: Sequestration hit Krang hard.
Image 215274   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
671
 
 Suburbanmom: FInally, the cup I have been looking for.
 PenguinBartender: Instructions unclear, persevered.
 boozer: keep propaganda and fool yourself, baby
 melted plastic: Quit your job and take a fuck ton of drugs.
 cj22: ...stop fighting it and puke.
 Micro Jackson: Okay
Image 215273   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
626
 
 static xyz: @Knice Hahahahahaha
 Shay: It's the Shingle Dingles.
 Knice: Jusht like your mother, Trebek.
Image 215272   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
439
 
 Shay: I'd be going the other way.
Image 215271   11-14-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
478
 
 petepuma: doots by dre
 kayjay: Unfortunately it often hits a bum note
 Knice: I'm all about that waste.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Not quite the Howard Stern incident..
Image 215270   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
262
 
 cassette1: Gersbumps! Er ma gerd!
 Catcat: "welcome... to... Romania..." HEY!
 Yam: Reader beware, youre in for... something
 FabricMan: Foreigners speaking a strange language! SPOOKY!
 Dr Awkward: neat!
Image 215269   11-14-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
1089
 
 Queen K: "Don't go."
 PenguinBartender: "Hello sir, I regret to inform you that you are trespassing. I wish I could give you a head start before exerting my 328 pounds of bite pressure on your knee here, but alas."
 Unicorn: "Down here."
 Shay: "Hi, this is Sarah MacLachlan and I'm here to ruin your day."
 Greifer: clean that what you call shoes ! - dog
 jazzjunkie: 'scuse me... 'scuse me?
 Yam: Hi, dog!
 Larry Xmas: @franktank goop me!
Image 215268   11-14-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
549
 
 Alaskan: @Robespierre agree?
 Dr. Bathroom: I'm surprised I didn't realize that House looks like a Russian plumber.
 jazzjunkie:
 jazzjunkie: @Robespierre Mr. Fink-Nottle, sir, has been a frequent caller.
 glowstick: @jazzjunkie What news on the Rialto?
 magicmormon: Is it because he looks like Hugh Laurie?
 jazzjunkie: What ho, Bertie!
 petepuma: @grizzly ROADhouse
 grizzly: Pretty sure that's House.
 Warrax: @Warrax I posted my comment before I noticed that the picture already made the same joke, which makes me feel really stupid, but I'm accustomed to that feeling so I'm not changing it.
 Warrax: Probably not because of lupus. Unless it is.
Image 215267   11-14-17   Uploaded by    grimes
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