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254036  Scoo: Shadowplay

254056  Laree: Butt plug. Never used.

254020  Robespierre: Wild cat is wild

254059  bug: Can I have an almond cookie?

254031  Robespierre: Latitude, or attitude?

254051  Robespierre: Always worthy

253828  Passive: Welp time to reformat the hard drive

254056  Robespierre: Downright grotesque, and a "Disposable Me" pollutant as well

253834  Passive: I'd wear the fuck out of these

254059  Robespierre: Shit seen

254037  Korrok: Korrok approves.

254042  a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!

254043  a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical

253254  Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!

253260  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Surprisingly, everyone expected them - they gave you a months notice that they were coming...

253262  Mr Bleak: Romanes eunt domus!

253961  necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253964  necronomicon: If my calculations are correct, when this baby his 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious shit

253286  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.

254041  Annoying Vegan : @sparename Cannibal Orphan is my new metal band.

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. Mad Collager
4. Shay
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6. Mr. Shine
7. Not A Bot
8. Side Boob
9. DrNinjaman
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253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253786 BavidDowie: Horny moms choose stiff

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner



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The Bees uploaded 253584 (883 points)
redpeepee uploaded 253998 (865 points)
whaleshark uploaded 253807 (863 points)
Scoo uploaded 253831 (860 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 253567 (859 points)
Science uploaded 253621 (846 points)
Kevin II uploaded 253968 (844 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (843 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
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 3. Laree: 4542 points
 4. Scoo: 4128 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 3503 points
 6. Warrax: 2381 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2374 points
 8. Jonananathan: 1917 points
 9. Micro Jackson: 1809 points
10. tears as lube: 1715 points
11. Vault Dweller: 1711 points
12. phil: 1642 points
13. dirtstick: 1609 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
15. Science: 1562 points
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Score:
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 Alaskan: @Robespierre agree?
 Dr. Bathroom: I'm surprised I didn't realize that House looks like a Russian plumber.
 jazzjunkie:
 jazzjunkie: @Robespierre Mr. Fink-Nottle, sir, has been a frequent caller.
 glowstick: @jazzjunkie What news on the Rialto?
 magicmormon: Is it because he looks like Hugh Laurie?
 jazzjunkie: What ho, Bertie!
 petepuma: @grizzly ROADhouse
 grizzly: Pretty sure that's House.
 Warrax: @Warrax I posted my comment before I noticed that the picture already made the same joke, which makes me feel really stupid, but I'm accustomed to that feeling so I'm not changing it.
 Warrax: Probably not because of lupus. Unless it is.
Image 215267   11-14-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
318
 
 VeeKay: That stuff makes me puke. Love to drink it but I always puke.
 grizzly: @Shay gotta love the captain.
 Shay: @Warrax Someone's a Derek Jeter fan?
 Warrax: R-E-2-P-E-C-T, find out what it means and tell me.
Image 215266   11-14-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
273
 
 VeeKay: Cocoon
 Dr Awkward: I love meat locker yoga.
 SpaceCow: These are all the sacks Dara O'brien has filled.
 VoR: Wombinglorious
 Annoying Vegan : Is this one of those aerial yoga classes?
 Knice: I bet it smell great in there. And there. And there...
Image 215265   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
338
 
 kayjay: I roll 2d6
 Amy Housewine: Whenever I put any money down on the table, the skeleton who lives underneath it just bursts straight through.
 Catcat: @SpaceCow Experience American healthcare system at your home!
 SpaceCow: "Grab the Skull and leave the quarters! It's America's new favorite game."
 Warrax: It's a living.
Image 215264   11-14-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
159
 
 Not A Bot: Welp, I guess we should invade another country.
 VeeKay: Me load shotgun cartridges for halloween.
 Dresdenkeogh: EVERYBODY IN THE CAR SO COMEON LET'S DRIVE
 Ulillillia: The early days of A-G
Image 215263   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
705
 
 Queen K: That moment you realize you're adopted
 Catcat: @Surprising otter nonsense!
 fracking: The dog looks otterly confused.
 Shay: Day 53: They still don't suspect a thing, but my god, the smell...the smell...
Image 215262   11-14-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
713
 
 RiderFan: Cats have no taste buds for sweet things.
 VeeKay: Be a shame if your chompers went rotten and u died of malnutrition
 Catcat: @dangerkeith3000 then scratch it!
 EndlessVanity: taste the rainbow
 VoR: Wouldn't it be a shame if I happened to lick your snow cone before you had a chance to eat some.
Image 215261   11-14-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
257
 
 Niels Bohr: What are the SI units of sincerity?
 VeeKay: Your friendship algorithm is flawed. Eat pizza alone.
 VoR: @androbot
 VoR: If enough people make the same error. When does it stop being wrong? Social laws..
Image 215260   11-14-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
216
 
 Ulillillia: Not the result of whacking off
Image 215259   11-14-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
222
 
 VeeKay: Keep scrolling scrolling scrolling
 Ulillillia: Why oh why did I look that up
 Yam: @Aufziehvogel are you calling me butthead?
 Surprising: On some people you can confuse the face with another part of the body that has a split
Image 215258   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
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