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257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

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4. Knice
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7. Amy Housewine
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257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257442 Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
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 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2196 points
 9. Mr. Shine: 1998 points
10. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
11. Side Boob: 1867 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. rip odb: 1663 points
15. RzK: 1628 points
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602
 
 Hippitus Hoppitus: In 4000 years someone will be piecing this back together to put in a museum.
 Otterman: How?
Image 215231   11-14-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
314
 
 Gomi Day: The tiger. He destroyed his toilet. Yes. YES. Fecal tiger is out.
 Knice: MAJESTIC FECAL TIGERS (Side note: My karate style is Fecal Tiger.)
Image 215230   11-14-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
208
 
 Mr Bleak: One does not simply walk into Mordor ...
 Dresdenkeogh: @HairyNips Mazda, show us the meaning of haste
 raditzu: G4ndlf the black.
 nerdhulk: Didn't know he drove a MZD.
 Prostata: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
 Ulillillia: I miss G4.
 Knice: *passes*
Image 215229   11-14-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
316
 
 SpaceCow: Pfft. People in the past imagined we'd have such silly sex machines. Why there's not a single scent excretion pod!
 Warrax: "Hi, is your mom home? We have an appointment."
 cybeq: Day 15, people still think this is a vehicle of sorts.
 Dr Awkward: The year I 2037, and the most loyal supporters of Emperor Trump have taken control of the automobile industry.
Image 215228   11-14-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
378
 
 Nymphomania: @Gonzo I though this had to be in USA - Americans have no clue when it comes to roundabouts.
 Capital: awww no problem
 Ulillillia: MY BAD.
Image 215227   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Image 215226 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Liar tuck. Boo, Liar tuck.
Score:
384
 
 Soviette: *Every day
 sparenamelaptopdied: my veins are half empty
Image 215225   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
352
 
 Science: "If you can draw a straight line, you can be a famous artist!"
 bromide: @Knice I would prefer to draw Spunky myself.
 Knice: Fuckin' Tippy the turtle, man; there's a blast from the past!
 WTF: Cool, Mitch McConnell and Johnny Depp.
Image 215224   11-14-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
241
 
 Warrax: "Dude, seriously. Could you not?"
 jayjay: and Thrills and Chills. Nice barble, dudefish,
Image 215223   11-14-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
342
 
 Korrok: I can dig it...
 kornisjon: Trying to envision NASA's mom...
 Python77: Dear Pluto, when you can plow your own space clear, then we can talk. And get off Neptune's lawn.
 Dr Awkward: Dear Pluto. I will fucking cut you. Love, NASA.
 celebgate: Disney is really changing.
 Greek Fire: "I don't know the difference between NASA and the IAU, but I am very emotional about this."
Image 215222   11-14-17   Uploaded by    eykei
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