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273256  Not A Bot: THAT IS SO EXCELLENT!

273255  Theimposter: Thats disgusting.

273256  Theimposter: Lean in and take a big messy bite to spite fate.

273235  Alaskan: I prefer to keep hold of the bucket, thanks, I had a bad experience once.

273261  Theimposter: Sad they had to in order to comprehend the hazard.

273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

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273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"



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Score:
283
 
 Phillee: @copunter who has two thumbs and is going to ram them into the stupid necks of his lamenting opponents? this guyyyy
 Synthetic Messiah: Thumbs up!
 copunter: who has two thumbs and engages in reptilian coitus, as opposed to external egg fertilization? thiss guyyy -- actually, there's still some debate....
 Science: Iguana-don't
Image 215214   11-14-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
76
 
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Image 215213   11-14-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
359
 
 PenguinBartender: @augustus *starts laughing nervously.*
 Knice: she smol
 twisty: I like your hat!
 Catcat: One girl, one huge ass cup.
Image 215212   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
295
 
 SpaceCow: Status: People's Republic of Boulder confirmed.
 El Barto: @Dr Awkward Sounds like a dick move.
 Warrax: Fuck the police.
 Dr Awkward: MY wife and I were once scolded by a Boulder cop for bringing our dog onto the Pearl Street Mall. You can bring dogs into half the stores in Boulder, but apparently you can't have them on an outdoor walkway. Yes, I'm still bitter about it.
 kornisjon: Sometimes the best satire isn't satire at all.
 Science: I am shocked that nobody has mentioned "Boulder cops"
 Bagels: As someone who used to live in Boulder, I always wondered who was stacking rocks in boulder creek. Apparently it was this guy
 Sadbot: "But Colorado parks are my playground to do with as I please" -every weed tourist transplant
 Joetato: I don't give a shit I WILL listen to my guns n roses records.
Image 215211   11-14-17   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
335
 
 Warrax: Burger Man spelled backwards is Nam Regrub.
 TurkeyVulture: Cheeseburger in Paradise.
 Teechur: Rad for Eureka Timberline in the background. Awesome tents for Scouts (For backpacking? Not so much).
 Lemon Rage: Fishing hats look so useful but so ridiculous at the same time
Image 215210   11-14-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
900
 
 SpaceCow: Comes complete with millions of cries in the form of lost bricks on stairs.
 Not A Bot: Not pictured: Tree branch, ropes. Wake up and live, dammit!
 Unbathed: Too soon.
 Sandor: The pieceful people of Alderon
 whiplash: Ok but why is Ben on the box and not grandpa?
 Mumbles: I tried to make this without the kit but I had Alderaan parts :-(
 hammy: Wholehearted rad here for the Disney logo, well done
 kswat: Mainly because I expect the friendly spaceship to get a cease and desist letter shortly...
Image 215209   11-14-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
534
 
 Warrax: You don't know if you don't try. Just post and see what happens.
 Ulillillia: Randy and his dad humor
Image 215208   11-14-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
281
 
 Capital: And somewhere in-between, Piltdown Man.
 Teechur: @bubbles And the San Andreas fault
Image 215207   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
172
 
 prospector: That's because you didn't face him to the sunset.
 charlemagne: don't let the sun, go down on me
Image 215206   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
499
 
 Mad Collager: return flight #215292
 Dr Awkward: @Mad Collager Speak for yourself. I've got a very tactile sphincter, thank you very much.
 Mad Collager: Apparently, bird sphincters are even more sensitive and precise than ours.
Image 215205   11-14-17   Uploaded by    wootman
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