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258421  VeeKay: toxoplasmosis vector

258395  VeeKay: Sometimes I think that 70% of youse mother fuckers have toxoplasmosis.

258402  VeeKay: Garcon means boy

258419  fanny: what if you're that someone :(

258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

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258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too



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Score:
283
 
 Phillee: @copunter who has two thumbs and is going to ram them into the stupid necks of his lamenting opponents? this guyyyy
 Synthetic Messiah: Thumbs up!
 copunter: who has two thumbs and engages in reptilian coitus, as opposed to external egg fertilization? thiss guyyy -- actually, there's still some debate....
 Science: Iguana-don't
Image 215214   11-14-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
76
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 215213   11-14-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
359
 
 PenguinBartender: @augustus *starts laughing nervously.*
 Knice: she smol
 twisty: I like your hat!
 Catcat: One girl, one huge ass cup.
Image 215212   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
295
 
 SpaceCow: Status: People's Republic of Boulder confirmed.
 El Barto: @Dr Awkward Sounds like a dick move.
 Warrax: Fuck the police.
 Dr Awkward: MY wife and I were once scolded by a Boulder cop for bringing our dog onto the Pearl Street Mall. You can bring dogs into half the stores in Boulder, but apparently you can't have them on an outdoor walkway. Yes, I'm still bitter about it.
 kornisjon: Sometimes the best satire isn't satire at all.
 Science: I am shocked that nobody has mentioned "Boulder cops"
 Bagels: As someone who used to live in Boulder, I always wondered who was stacking rocks in boulder creek. Apparently it was this guy
 Sadbot: "But Colorado parks are my playground to do with as I please" -every weed tourist transplant
 Joetato: I don't give a shit I WILL listen to my guns n roses records.
Image 215211   11-14-17   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
335
 
 Warrax: Burger Man spelled backwards is Nam Regrub.
 TurkeyVulture: Cheeseburger in Paradise.
 Teechur: Rad for Eureka Timberline in the background. Awesome tents for Scouts (For backpacking? Not so much).
 Lemon Rage: Fishing hats look so useful but so ridiculous at the same time
Image 215210   11-14-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
900
 
 SpaceCow: Comes complete with millions of cries in the form of lost bricks on stairs.
 Not A Bot: Not pictured: Tree branch, ropes. Wake up and live, dammit!
 Unbathed: Too soon.
 Sandor: The pieceful people of Alderon
 whiplash: Ok but why is Ben on the box and not grandpa?
 Mumbles: I tried to make this without the kit but I had Alderaan parts :-(
 hammy: Wholehearted rad here for the Disney logo, well done
 kswat: Mainly because I expect the friendly spaceship to get a cease and desist letter shortly...
Image 215209   11-14-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
534
 
 Warrax: You don't know if you don't try. Just post and see what happens.
 Ulillillia: Randy and his dad humor
Image 215208   11-14-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
281
 
 Capital: And somewhere in-between, Piltdown Man.
 Teechur: @bubbles And the San Andreas fault
Image 215207   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
172
 
 prospector: That's because you didn't face him to the sunset.
 charlemagne: don't let the sun, go down on me
Image 215206   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
499
 
 Mad Collager: return flight #215292
 Dr Awkward: @Mad Collager Speak for yourself. I've got a very tactile sphincter, thank you very much.
 Mad Collager: Apparently, bird sphincters are even more sensitive and precise than ours.
Image 215205   11-14-17   Uploaded by    wootman
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