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262784  Spazstatic: And no respirator.

262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

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11. professorpig: 1584 points
12. frankie: 1457 points
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 boozer: Doooogs in the wind...all we are is dogs in the wind...
 Mad Collager: Nice shower curtain you've got there.
 Dr Awkward: Doggerfall.
 VoR: His dying wish was to be a rainbow.
Image 215029   11-13-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
 Jabberwikket: Dammit Apple! When are you going to stop changing your connecters ?
 Mad Collager: This snake has not yet had his bris.
 WaffleIron: @mrd0t : looks like a corn snake. My foster sibling used to have one. Harmless, but youll jump when they sneak out of their cage and start climbing your Ethernet cables.
 Dr Awkward: @mrd0t Is snek
 mrd0t: I don't know what that is but nope.
Image 215028   11-13-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
 Murdertaco: "I can't think of a charter design can just be like big ol eggs?"
 VeeKay: They met on Mars and went dancing in foot bras!
 Pudding: I ship it
 brutal: And Danced the Frug All Night Long! ('Scuse me while I do the Boogaloo)
 Mexico: They're gonna finish what they started!
 Bluetocracy: Tinder, now available across the Milky Way and Andromeda!
 Albo Grungus: And lived happily ever after?
 Shay: Should've met in Venus.
Image 215027   11-13-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
 Uncle Larry: When your bravery exceeds your capability
 SpaceCow: Dr Who and the Chamber Pot of Secrets.
 Grandmas Ghost: @Lantry Yes, dear?
 Mad Collager: This is one of those rare reverse-genies.
 WTF: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea... with diarrhea .
 Lantry: Grandma!!
 GrannyM: Pot smoking 3.0
Image 215026   11-13-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
 BlarfyB: @ignatz Or Lushootseed or...
 Murdertaco: Its the 2 T's that real really bring the point home. The point being this guys a jack ass
 not i spy: Speak Navajo, Sioux, Yupik, Cherokee, Choctaw, Apache, or get the fuck out.
 Teechur: Yes, God bless America. From Tierra del Fuego in Chile and Argentina all the way up to northern Canada. Why stop there? I think the whole world is in need of blessing.
 BlarfyB: @Felicity The privilege of bring right. Which the owner of that vehicle rarely exercises.
 craftjunk: Which is it, a right or a privilege?
 Otterman: @Shay Zoidberg has degrees in both murderology AND murderonomy.
 clueful: America, Just The Way It Is, With Foreigners and Everything: Love It or Leave It.
 ASTER: @ThoughtlessGentleman He didn't want to, he just couldn't puzzle out how to spell "fuck".
 ThoughtlessGentleman: why wimp out at the curses big man?
 cran vodka: @Mr. Butt? Do you have anything to do with this?
 Prostata: makes me want to carry around a big red marker to correct things like this
 Shay: My butt has a PhD in criminology thank you very much.
 Knice: Abused in the butt by my own privilege.
Image 215025   11-13-17   Uploaded by    salmiakki
 apoxia: My advice for socially anxious people: concentrate on what the other person is saying. That's the most important bit.
 VoR: the trick is to look at the eyebrows constantly. *accidental eye contact* ah shit...
 WTF: AG has become sentient and we can see it's thoughts.
 Knice: Awesome picture.
 zrj235: *BOOBS* sorry what were you saying?
Image 215024   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
 dope: When I took my second cat to the vet, the people there would always comment on how handsome he was while they were examining him, and I think he understood, because he looked pleased and purred
 Bluetocracy: this is how you know who studied
 WaffleIron: Massage may help your handsome cat.
 VoR: Too dangerous, to see the cat is to love the cat.
Image 215023   11-13-17   Uploaded by    saluted
 Bohab: Why is it such a big deal every time they unveil a new star gate?
 Mr. Shine: *arch comment*
 SpaceCow: The other Big O.
 Bluetocracy: O mi cron!
 VoR: Ah there it is
 Mr. Butt: The miracle of birth.
Image 215022   11-13-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Pudding: caught in the act
 Donut: "What?"
 Joseph: Ridiculously handsome cat.
 Knice: Silly me, I left without my walle--OH!! Um, nevermind... *backs away* I ... I'll just shoplift...
 addend: Meowssionary.
Image 215021   11-13-17   Uploaded by    frankie
 Knice: "Tee-hee, they'll never find me!"
Image 215020   11-13-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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