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233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

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9. Yurishiro
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233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.



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ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
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Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


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 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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Score:
182
 
 copunter: You don't need a criminal lawyer. You need a CRIMINAL lawyer
 Greifer: that one also loves the buttdrugs
 Mr. Shine: @Borp Mento Welcome to the USA!
 Ulillillia: Philadelphia Freedom
Image 214608   11-10-17   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
509
 
 Science: Robin Masters! Oh, crap - spoiler. Sorry...
 copunter: oh. my. GOD!
 Greifer: Zeus Apollo! over here!
 fanny: RIP Higgins
 BlarfyB: Jonathan Quayle Higgins III
 Side Boob: I loved this show
Image 214607   11-10-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
449
 
 Cami: Asshole...heehee...creamed...heehee....asshole got creamed...HEEHEEHEEHEE!
 Lantry: @falling i don't know about this one, but the portable ones they use for construction have a keyboard attached, and a default password that never gets changed
 dobbiesdoogs: i saw that movie online
Image 214606   11-10-17   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
423
 
 Annoying Vegan : 10/10 would take long walks on the beach with
 tib gubb: fred, you have a problem. i'm a dog and can't legally consume alcohol.
 BlarfyB: Man's Best Blind Date.
Image 214605   11-10-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
253
 
 XLY: Florida?
 Himesama: I always look rough when I run errands but I always wear a bra and sweatpants
 tib gubb: somebody was out of clean pants and fucks that day... this is a picture of them
 Nope: It's a 3 door
Image 214604   11-10-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
245
 
 tib gubb: somebody crossed solid snake with a marshmallow peep
 BlarfyB: The rare Shifty-Eyed Kermit-beaked canary.
Image 214603   11-10-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
359
 
 tib gubb: begin the social media crucifixion!
 BlarfyB: You seem a bit too familiar with Santa's sack, there...
Image 214602   11-10-17   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
175
 
 FabricMan: If you don't know, search that phrase on Youtube, and be ready to cringe
 Sadbot: Mistakes into miracles
 a sedated moose: Get shrekked, fam!
 tib gubb: i'd show up out of morbid curiosity
 Ulillillia: Mike Myers desperate to revive his career
Image 214601   11-10-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
486
 
 tib gubb: "have kids" they said. "it'll be great" they said...
 tib gubb: "hey bud... looking kind of happy there" *kicks into the dirt* *steals headphones*
 Ulillillia: buttligations
Image 214600   11-10-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
392
 
 glenalec: I stopped the draft with a door snake.
 FatTigerWoods: For equality!
 tib gubb: i don't understa.... oh! anti-war propaganda.
 Ulillillia: I hate these blurred lines
Image 214599   11-10-17   Uploaded by    demonius
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