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243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

243537  jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.

243544  OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes

243541  jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.

243543  jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.

243527  tib gubb: *fascism intensifies*

243536  Air Biscuit: Musical.

243388  XLY: omg I want one!!

243501  Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243541  Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.

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243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243322 Shay: Ah lean left, lean left, lean leeefffffftttt.

243334 bug: Ah, the old Spicy Nachos, I see.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243340 Xeno: An AT-MT?

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11. ratwa: 2121 points
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 BlarfyB: @Yurishiro Dirty Vaseline is my dancing name.
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward Sex my friend. The dirtier the better.
 a robot: @Dr Awkward Don't kink-shame
 Felicity: Its hard to imagine my parents ever having sex, but I do remember the time I checked the answering machine and my father had left a sexy message for my mother. Looking back on it now, its kind of sweet
 RiderFan: This is only been a relative recent problem as through most of history parents went at it while the kids were nearby.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Butt Uh, I hope you had a furnished basement and not one of those old school, dirt floor basements
 Yurishiro: @Mr. Butt Like 16...but 12?
 Mr. Butt: My parents always told me that they needed "to have a serious conversation in the basement," and I didn't realize what that was until I was like 16.
 tib gubb: you already got a leash for your kid, why not a kennel?
 Yurishiro: A key is the key to having sex with your spouse after having children. Just lock the fucking door.
Image 214469   11-10-17   Uploaded by    betamax
 copunter: shoulda gone to wikihow
Image 214468   11-10-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
 Mr. Shine: @Otterman she DOES know.
 Otterman: Don't lick that mirror! You don't know where it's been!
 VoR: Ahhh thrush. Yes it gets in there too
 Not A Bot: Motorcycle safety foundation recommends leaving helmet on ground
 Yurishiro: This is so 10/14/2006
Image 214467   11-10-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
 BlarfyB: @DogsRGreat I thought Ebola made its own liquid!
 Fancy Clown: Probably shouldn't drink that
 XLY: Zika
 bug: I'm not a doctor, but you probably shouldn't drink that.
 Dr Awkward: @eradicator No way. Out of context, the way red chlamydia is beautiful. Like Chloe + Lydia.
 Yurishiro: This is a WAY fancier way to distribute vaccines.
Image 214466   11-10-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
 carpwoman: Comfy kitty.
 Felicity: Cute cat! Just to let you know, there seems to be a burning cross at the other end of the sofa
 Yurishiro: @imaginary gf I know what you wrote.
 Yurishiro: I almost bought a sofa like that! Looks comfy AF
Image 214465   11-10-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Image 214464 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

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 Felicity: /Night of the Dribbler/ was both surprisingly good and surprisingly bad. The best part was the opening credits music
 Annoying Vegan : This reminds me, we are out of ketchup.
 Dr Awkward: Still better than "Night of the Juggalo"
 WTF: This Matlock episode is weird.
Image 214463   11-10-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
 Felicity: *(drum machine)* Well, we are the wieners and were here to say, were the rappinest wieners in the U.S.A.!
 Felicity: Heehee!
 Dr Awkward: Gotta cover the tip, homey!
 Yurishiro: Edible fleshlight?
Image 214462   11-10-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
 BlarfyB: @VoR The answer is Hun Hunahpu! Or lat least Chicomecoatl.
 VoR: It's time we had a chat @Knice. All your friends are here. we're worried, we care. No Knice, put it down, come one, dont, you dont need too! oh Knice, thhat isn't the answer...
 Knice: NEVER!!
 tib gubb: somebody's got cornhub on the brain
 Yurishiro: Too late. Corn delivered.
Image 214461   11-10-17   Uploaded by    mom
 Warrax: Same!
 ChubbyBuddy: *bonely
 Mr. Shine: Quit while you're a head.
 Yurishiro: Bad puns and loneliness? This is clearly me.
 jazzjunkie: Classic Murray
Image 214460   11-10-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
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