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258226  Annoying Vegan : They are very nice in cinnamon rolls.

258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

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258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258129 Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258106 Jaunty Shrimp: Worst. Font. Ever.

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?


258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

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 BlarfyB: @Yurishiro Dirty Vaseline is my dancing name.
 anonimos: @Dr Awkward Sex my friend. The dirtier the better.
 a robot: @Dr Awkward Don't kink-shame
 nclaw: Its hard to imagine my parents ever having sex, but I do remember the time I checked the answering machine and my father had left a sexy message for my mother. Looking back on it now, its kind of sweet
 RiderFan: This is only been a relative recent problem as through most of history parents went at it while the kids were nearby.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Butt Uh, I hope you had a furnished basement and not one of those old school, dirt floor basements
 guccigucci: @Mr. Butt Like 16...but 12?
 Mr. Butt: My parents always told me that they needed "to have a serious conversation in the basement," and I didn't realize what that was until I was like 16.
 tib gubb: you already got a leash for your kid, why not a kennel?
 Morpen Lungus: A key is the key to having sex with your spouse after having children. Just lock the fucking door.
Image 214469   11-10-17   Uploaded by    betamax
 copunter: shoulda gone to wikihow
Image 214468   11-10-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
 Mr. Shine: @Otterman she DOES know.
 Otterman: Don't lick that mirror! You don't know where it's been!
 VoR: Ahhh thrush. Yes it gets in there too
 Not A Bot: Motorcycle safety foundation recommends leaving helmet on ground
 Mister Beef: This is so 10/14/2006
Image 214467   11-10-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
 BlarfyB: @DogsRGreat I thought Ebola made its own liquid!
 Fancy Clown: Probably shouldn't drink that
 XLY: Zika
 bug: I'm not a doctor, but you probably shouldn't drink that.
 Dr Awkward: @eradicator No way. Out of context, the way red chlamydia is beautiful. Like Chloe + Lydia.
 McBomalds: This is a WAY fancier way to distribute vaccines.
Image 214466   11-10-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
 carpwoman: Comfy kitty.
 Michael Tripe: Cute cat! Just to let you know, there seems to be a burning cross at the other end of the sofa
 Father Goose: @imaginary gf I know what you wrote.
 au bon pain: I almost bought a sofa like that! Looks comfy AF
Image 214465   11-10-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
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 The Man: /Night of the Dribbler/ was both surprisingly good and surprisingly bad. The best part was the opening credits music
 Annoying Vegan : This reminds me, we are out of ketchup.
 Dr Awkward: Still better than "Night of the Juggalo"
 WTF: This Matlock episode is weird.
Image 214463   11-10-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
 Aaron Spacemuseum: *(drum machine)* Well, we are the wieners and were here to say, were the rappinest wieners in the U.S.A.!
 Watch Out: Heehee!
 Dr Awkward: Gotta cover the tip, homey!
 wolfpupy: Edible fleshlight?
Image 214462   11-10-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
 BlarfyB: @VoR The answer is Hun Hunahpu! Or lat least Chicomecoatl.
 VoR: It's time we had a chat @Knice. All your friends are here. we're worried, we care. No Knice, put it down, come one, dont, you dont need too! oh Knice, thhat isn't the answer...
 Knice: NEVER!!
 tib gubb: somebody's got cornhub on the brain
 pusha p: Too late. Corn delivered.
Image 214461   11-10-17   Uploaded by    mom
 Warrax: Same!
 ChubbyBuddy: *bonely
 Mr. Shine: Quit while you're a head.
 Smorlacks: Bad puns and loneliness? This is clearly me.
 jazzjunkie: Classic Murray
Image 214460   11-10-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
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