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272631  Yam: @a robot shit, I see it now. Before that it looked like some horrible bat-sugar glider hybrid

272639  Yam: Alright so heres the 411 folks. Say some gangstarr is dissing your fly girl... you just give him one of these!

272640  Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Good to know, Ill check it out... but this one? Baaaad

272617  mom: it's time for web-maniacs, and we're zany to the max...

272646  Off Topic: Piglets downfall was caused by Pooh discovering honey baked ham.

272627  dangerkeith3000: Super RAD

272631  dangerkeith3000: @a robot and here I thought it was genitalia.

272633  dangerkeith3000: I hope she took the baby out of it!

272592  Passive: Can we stop posting this stupid picture? Its bringing out the worst in people

272637  dangerkeith3000: Oh deer!

272594  Passive: Albreadtross

272604  Passive: Dumbshit, just give him the black pencil

272644  KnowLifer: bite the belt that holds you

272608  Passive: A Snack On Titan?

272640  dangerkeith3000: I just went to this guy's website and a lot of his comic are really effed up. In a good way. No Harry Crumb of course, but this comic here isn't that representative of his work that I've seen.

272654  Jalamunch Totorito: Just give him your lunch! Have you no heart?!

272621  charlemagne: I've made a huge mistake

272635  charlemagne: they do this with puffer fish to get high

272638  charlemagne: siri open the front door. siri, please let me back in. siri I'm sorry, open the front door

272641  dangerkeith3000: Nice...

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

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272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

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 BlarfyB: @Yurishiro Dirty Vaseline is my dancing name.
 anonimos: @Dr Awkward Sex my friend. The dirtier the better.
 a robot: @Dr Awkward Don't kink-shame
 nclaw: Its hard to imagine my parents ever having sex, but I do remember the time I checked the answering machine and my father had left a sexy message for my mother. Looking back on it now, its kind of sweet
 RiderFan: This is only been a relative recent problem as through most of history parents went at it while the kids were nearby.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Butt Uh, I hope you had a furnished basement and not one of those old school, dirt floor basements
 guccigucci: @Mr. Butt Like 16...but 12?
 Mr. Butt: My parents always told me that they needed "to have a serious conversation in the basement," and I didn't realize what that was until I was like 16.
 tib gubb: you already got a leash for your kid, why not a kennel?
 Morpen Lungus: A key is the key to having sex with your spouse after having children. Just lock the fucking door.
Image 214469   11-10-17   Uploaded by    betamax
 copunter: shoulda gone to wikihow
Image 214468   11-10-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
 Mr. Shine: @Otterman she DOES know.
 Otterman: Don't lick that mirror! You don't know where it's been!
 Bumbo Lungys: Ahhh thrush. Yes it gets in there too
 Not A Bot: Motorcycle safety foundation recommends leaving helmet on ground
 Mister Beef: This is so 10/14/2006
Image 214467   11-10-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
 BlarfyB: @DogsRGreat I thought Ebola made its own liquid!
 Fancy Clown: Probably shouldn't drink that
 XLY: Zika
 bug: I'm not a doctor, but you probably shouldn't drink that.
 Dr Awkward: @eradicator No way. Out of context, the way red chlamydia is beautiful. Like Chloe + Lydia.
 betamax: EBOB
 McBomalds: This is a WAY fancier way to distribute vaccines.
Image 214466   11-10-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
 carpwoman: Comfy kitty.
 Michael Tripe: Cute cat! Just to let you know, there seems to be a burning cross at the other end of the sofa
 Father Goose: @imaginary gf I know what you wrote.
 au bon pain: I almost bought a sofa like that! Looks comfy AF
Image 214465   11-10-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
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 The Man: /Night of the Dribbler/ was both surprisingly good and surprisingly bad. The best part was the opening credits music
 Annoying Vegan : This reminds me, we are out of ketchup.
 Dr Awkward: Still better than "Night of the Juggalo"
 WTF: This Matlock episode is weird.
Image 214463   11-10-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
 Aaron Spacemuseum: *(drum machine)* Well, we are the wieners and were here to say, were the rappinest wieners in the U.S.A.!
 Watch Out: Heehee!
 Dr Awkward: Gotta cover the tip, homey!
 wolfpupy: Edible fleshlight?
Image 214462   11-10-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
 BlarfyB: @VoR The answer is Hun Hunahpu! Or lat least Chicomecoatl.
 xylophone: It's time we had a chat @Knice. All your friends are here. we're worried, we care. No Knice, put it down, come one, dont, you dont need too! oh Knice, thhat isn't the answer...
 Knice: NEVER!!
 tib gubb: somebody's got cornhub on the brain
 pusha p: Too late. Corn delivered.
Image 214461   11-10-17   Uploaded by    mom
 Warrax: Same!
 ChubbyBuddy: *bonely
 Mr. Shine: Quit while you're a head.
 Smorlacks: Bad puns and loneliness? This is clearly me.
 jazzjunkie: Classic Murray
Image 214460   11-10-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
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