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228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

228485  Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!

228485  Teechur: I would like to take you to bed....

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228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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12. adeadcrab: 1922 points
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Score:
348
 
 BlarfyB: @Yurishiro Dirty Vaseline is my dancing name.
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward Sex my friend. The dirtier the better.
 a robot: @Dr Awkward Don't kink-shame
 Felicity: Its hard to imagine my parents ever having sex, but I do remember the time I checked the answering machine and my father had left a sexy message for my mother. Looking back on it now, its kind of sweet
 RiderFan: This is only been a relative recent problem as through most of history parents went at it while the kids were nearby.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Butt Uh, I hope you had a furnished basement and not one of those old school, dirt floor basements
 Yurishiro: @Mr. Butt Like 16...but 12?
 Mr. Butt: My parents always told me that they needed "to have a serious conversation in the basement," and I didn't realize what that was until I was like 16.
 tib gubb: you already got a leash for your kid, why not a kennel?
 Yurishiro: A key is the key to having sex with your spouse after having children. Just lock the fucking door.
Image 214469   11-10-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
502
 
 copunter: shoulda gone to wikihow
Image 214468   11-10-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
160
 
 Mr. Shine: @Otterman she DOES know.
 Otterman: Don't lick that mirror! You don't know where it's been!
 VoR: Ahhh thrush. Yes it gets in there too
 Not A Bot: Motorcycle safety foundation recommends leaving helmet on ground
 Yurishiro: This is so 10/14/2006
Image 214467   11-10-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
240
 
 BlarfyB: @DogsRGreat I thought Ebola made its own liquid!
 Fancy Clown: Probably shouldn't drink that
 XLY: Zika
 bug: I'm not a doctor, but you probably shouldn't drink that.
 Dr Awkward: @eradicator No way. Out of context, the way red chlamydia is beautiful. Like Chloe + Lydia.
 VoR: EBOB
 Yurishiro: This is a WAY fancier way to distribute vaccines.
Image 214466   11-10-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
454
 
 carpwoman: Comfy kitty.
 Felicity: Cute cat! Just to let you know, there seems to be a burning cross at the other end of the sofa
 Yurishiro: @imaginary gf I know what you wrote.
 Yurishiro: I almost bought a sofa like that! Looks comfy AF
Image 214465   11-10-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Image 214464 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Emoji. You have brought shame on us, Emoji.
Score:
359
 
 Felicity: /Night of the Dribbler/ was both surprisingly good and surprisingly bad. The best part was the opening credits music
 Annoying Vegan : This reminds me, we are out of ketchup.
 Dr Awkward: Still better than "Night of the Juggalo"
 WTF: This Matlock episode is weird.
Image 214463   11-10-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
445
 
 Felicity: *(drum machine)* Well, we are the wieners and were here to say, were the rappinest wieners in the U.S.A.!
 Felicity: Heehee!
 Dr Awkward: Gotta cover the tip, homey!
 Yurishiro: Edible fleshlight?
Image 214462   11-10-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
386
 
 BlarfyB: @VoR The answer is Hun Hunahpu! Or lat least Chicomecoatl.
 VoR: It's time we had a chat @Knice. All your friends are here. we're worried, we care. No Knice, put it down, come one, dont, you dont need too! oh Knice, thhat isn't the answer...
 Knice: NEVER!!
 tib gubb: somebody's got cornhub on the brain
 Yurishiro: Too late. Corn delivered.
Image 214461   11-10-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
445
 
 Warrax: Same!
 ChubbyBuddy: *bonely
 Mr. Shine: Quit while you're a head.
 Yurishiro: Bad puns and loneliness? This is clearly me.
 jazzjunkie: Classic Murray
Image 214460   11-10-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
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