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228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

228485  Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!

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10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. adeadcrab: 1922 points
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 tib gubb: we share blood with each other!
 LurkedMoar: Where's Heart's butterfly?
 WTF: Krang needs more exercise
 Yurishiro: Shut up nerd.
Image 214267   11-09-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
795
 
 Ulillillia: And I mean done.
 Prostata: witty... *swipes right*
 Science: Being as I would likely be a miserable asshole if I ever had to deal with a handicap, people that can look on the bright side are always awesome to me.
 addend: Well... hello, angel-face.
Image 214266   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
219
 
 VeeKay: She seems genuine, if somewhat naive. I'd give her a job.
 BlarfyB: @kazzy94 Or an 'edgy' pastry.
 LurkedMoar: Her passion
 Ulillillia: This is a "good" resume.
 kazzy94: Cinnamon Skaggs sounds like a bluegrass musician.
 Mr. Whiskers: Is nobody else scared by the existence of the vegetable people? Will a carrot man eat my family?
 Mr. Shine: FOnTs!!1!
 addend: (Feels sad, but doesn't help high-schoolers write good resumes.)
 Sadbot: I've worked at Chuck E. Cheese so long ago that it's now not included on my resume, but I never found it helpful to talk about vomit and piss during interviews.
Image 214265   11-09-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
163
 
 Yurishiro: Same.
Image 214264   11-09-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
184
 
 Cami: Maximum moustache width allowed.
 EH: THE PERFECT RATIO!
 WTF: Can I see the data used to calculate those error bars?
 addend: Sally played both roles in the ventriloquist act. Boy, is her arm tired!
 Yurishiro: How emoticons are made.
 Peach: Turn that parabola upside-down
Image 214263   11-09-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
493
 
 Otterman: That'll do, donkey. That'll do.
 Teechur: Why yes, I LOVE bowling. Let me get my shoes and ball.
 Yurishiro: Hairy ass is thirsty.(sorry I disgust myself sometimes)
 BlarfyB: Please, Sir, I want some more.
 jazzjunkie: Take a hint, fool!
Image 214262   11-09-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
250
 
 Yurishiro: *Jumps up throwing coat on the floor* "I DO!"
Image 214261   11-09-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
500
 
 Teechur: Alfalfa want a cracker?
 Teechur: Alfalfa want a cracker?
 Peach: Comb your hair, Polly
Image 214260   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
466
 
 WTF: Kids say the darndest things.
 BlarfyB: Foolish humans!
Image 214259   11-09-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
313
 
 Science: ...and that kid was Stephen Hawking. And now you know... the rest of the story.
 Not A Bot: I'm just happy to be here!
Image 214258   11-09-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
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