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272586  tib gubb: @Not A Bot We here at spaceship have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to incubate cyber-macro-magnetically. The all-hands meetings factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.

272651  a robot: I'd rather pet this kitty :P

272652  a robot: I mean this is a cute baby, but...

272655  tib gubb: US honeybees are stingerless - didja know

272639  phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272653  tib gubb: i bringed you this

272647  Spazstatic: CATS ARE KNICE

272653  Spazstatic: United Pupper Service.

272648  Mr. Whiskers: Is that player doing the Carlton?

272659  Vault Dweller: Love the zero effort with the carrots

272618  grizzly: Show offs.

272624  Not A Bot: It's usually spelled Mabel

272580  InfiniteZero: Looool @Skinr

272650  skillet: Put a bird on it!

272600  Yam: Questionable Content is my favourite web comic

272631  Yam: @a robot shit, I see it now. Before that it looked like some horrible bat-sugar glider hybrid

272639  Yam: Alright so heres the 411 folks. Say some gangstarr is dissing your fly girl... you just give him one of these!

272640  Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Good to know, Ill check it out... but this one? Baaaad

272617  mom: it's time for web-maniacs, and we're zany to the max...

272646  Off Topic: Piglets downfall was caused by Pooh discovering honey baked ham.

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2. Mr Bleak
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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?



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 tib gubb: we share blood with each other!
 LurkedMoar: Where's Heart's butterfly?
 WTF: Krang needs more exercise
 romangreek: Shut up nerd.
Image 214267   11-09-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
795
 
 Ulillillia: And I mean done.
 Prostata: witty... *swipes right*
 Science: Being as I would likely be a miserable asshole if I ever had to deal with a handicap, people that can look on the bright side are always awesome to me.
 addend: Well... hello, angel-face.
Image 214266   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
219
 
 caitelyn: She seems genuine, if somewhat naive. I'd give her a job.
 BlarfyB: @kazzy94 Or an 'edgy' pastry.
 LurkedMoar: Her passion
 Ulillillia: This is a "good" resume.
 kazzy94: Cinnamon Skaggs sounds like a bluegrass musician.
 Mr. Whiskers: Is nobody else scared by the existence of the vegetable people? Will a carrot man eat my family?
 Mr. Shine: FOnTs!!1!
 addend: (Feels sad, but doesn't help high-schoolers write good resumes.)
 Sadbot: I've worked at Chuck E. Cheese so long ago that it's now not included on my resume, but I never found it helpful to talk about vomit and piss during interviews.
Image 214265   11-09-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
163
 
 kittylitter: Same.
Image 214264   11-09-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
184
 
 Cami: Maximum moustache width allowed.
 EH: THE PERFECT RATIO!
 WTF: Can I see the data used to calculate those error bars?
 addend: Sally played both roles in the ventriloquist act. Boy, is her arm tired!
 frankie: How emoticons are made.
 Peach: Turn that parabola upside-down
Image 214263   11-09-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
493
 
 Otterman: That'll do, donkey. That'll do.
 Teechur: Why yes, I LOVE bowling. Let me get my shoes and ball.
 satoshi: Hairy ass is thirsty.(sorry I disgust myself sometimes)
 BlarfyB: Please, Sir, I want some more.
 jazzjunkie: Take a hint, fool!
Image 214262   11-09-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
250
 
 forkbear: *Jumps up throwing coat on the floor* "I DO!"
Image 214261   11-09-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
500
 
 Teechur: Alfalfa want a cracker?
 Teechur: Alfalfa want a cracker?
 Peach: Comb your hair, Polly
Image 214260   11-09-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
466
 
 WTF: Kids say the darndest things.
 BlarfyB: Foolish humans!
Image 214259   11-09-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
313
 
 Science: ...and that kid was Stephen Hawking. And now you know... the rest of the story.
 Not A Bot: I'm just happy to be here!
Image 214258   11-09-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
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