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263346  Side Boob: I hate those mornings.

263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

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1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. VeeKay
5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
7. a robot
8. Nope
9. WannaBee
10. Felicity



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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 6. kittylitter: 1879 points
 7. piratepom: 1808 points
 8. HenryVIII: 1597 points
 9. Scoo: 1552 points
10. a robot: 1420 points
11. MikeWhiskey: 1392 points
12. Murm Gungus: 1357 points
13. madmax1: 1345 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1312 points
15. toaster: 1307 points
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Score:
412
 
 bug: Want to know how I got these scars? ...it was office supplies.
 DrinkMixMan: Learn this one weird trick for faking enthusiasm on the job. Customer service bosses HATE him!
 WTF: "Wait till they get a load of me."
 Dr. Bathroom: #61193
 sparenamelaptopdied: There was a young fisher named Fisher, Who went for a fish in a fissure, A fish with a grin, Pulled the fisherman in, Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher
Image 214209   11-08-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
161
 
 Science: MY ADDIDA- oh wait...
 jonz: I loved those shoes so much!!!! Still do
Image 214208   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
117
 
 kornisjon: London burning(?)
Image 214207   11-08-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
265
 
 rubix1924: You are not good at making children.
 Not A Bot: I believe that was Tinky Winky
 petepuma: here comes the hotdogs
Image 214206   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
442
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Our local chavvy starlings used to hog the food that I put out for the 'respectable' birds but then their tree got demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass, so they just hang around on telegraph wires. And my shed has mice that I'm trying to catch humanely but if they're related to the clever bastard in the house last year it might get nasty..
Image 214205   11-08-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
300
 
 Mr Bleak: Don't you hate it when you just washed your lightsaber?
 mackdaddy: Schwartz dysfunction
 queezy farm: Just slap vader in the face with it
 jazzjunkie: Happens to a lot of guys.
 Skinr: Limp-saber
 petepuma: obi wan can't-nobi
 mrd0t: Jedi dysfunction :(
 sparenamelaptopdied: Has he got smoker's cough from smoking, aswell?
Image 214204   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
338
 
 Darmstadtium: @Urn BooUrn Best webcomic ever
 Urn BooUrn: From The Adventures of Doctor McNinja. A pretty good webcomic.
 Side Boob: Hes a lumberjack and hes ok
 VeeKay: Brexiters beating the crap out of dinosaur remainers
Image 214203   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Image 214202 is unbelievably bad (score -30) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mister Beef. Your image was bad, Mister Beef.
Score:
632
 
 mrd0t: For some reason, this is really funny.
 Side Boob: Good grief, street scum!
 Nope: *Cocks gun* You gonna pull the ball away now Lucy?
Image 214201   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
588
 
 tib gubb: they were simpler times... innocent times
 Shay: How Hawkeye became a furry.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Cats jus' gonna lick their bits..
Image 214200   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
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