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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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 not i spy: He cannot win. He cannot lose. He can only tie.
 Dr. Bathroom: Hi, I'm Ty!
 Mad Collager: I don't know about you, but I'm fit to be tied!
Image 214192   11-08-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
406
 
 VoR: @WTF with extra cheese? It makes it better.
 WTF: "Would you like him toasted sir?"
 antipatterns: clearly John Cena is the default wish
 illBilliam: Not really news as this is standard procedure for indecisive Make-A-Wish kids. It's called the Cold-Cut-Compromise in the industry.
Image 214191   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
134
 
 CompletelyJoking: I would do anything too for 20 more seconds of life.
 jazzjunkie: It takes at least 20 seconds to get arrested
 El Barto: Burp.
 ChubbyBuddy: age by 22 seconds
 Mr. Shine: Levitate?
 Unbathed: @Quackzy Didn't say I could do it twice.
 t48: Kid beat my record.
 Quackzy: Stop your heart? Fall in love? Be a father? Hold molten iron in your mouth? Stand on the sun?
 Nope: Fly?
Image 214190   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
335
 
 breadtoaster: Borfknado.
 WTF: Hurricane Rover
 Skinr: "There'll be an 80 percent chance of dog around Dallas, with some mild to moderate ear scratches expected."
Image 214189   11-08-17   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
266
 
 mrd0t: Porn on acid, not even once.
 Unbathed: Concept sketch for season 2 Westworld opening credits.
 Shay: This porn is perfectly normal.
Image 214188   11-08-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
431
 
 waynelord: @Sage Check out the B-movie /Island Claws/ (1980)
 bad tony: This guy is nuts.
 jazzjunkie: This crabs the kill
 Ulillillia: Craaab people
 trelyate: krabby patties are made out of people!
 Quackzy: Imagine a spider crab of that scale ...
 Mr. Butt: @Sage You'll be pleased to know that this is a series; I think this is like the 5th book.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "The Pirates of Ben's Pants"
 Sage: I... kinda want to read this...
Image 214187   11-08-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
192
 
 XLY: Start em young
 Not A Bot: Ty Aggrogator for taking my mind off existing in this world with an image of what I choose to believe is heroic parkour pigs and their nudist swineherd scaling a giant mutated Billy D Williams, to prevent him from destroying Tokyo. If you can even set aside like a dollar a month for AG... please. It takes many tiny pigs to tackle one giant BDW, and losing our spaceship would be an unrecoverable loss.
 Dr. Bathroom: Jesus Christ that kid's gonna git nailed with a TV.
Image 214186   11-08-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
492
 
 t48: Not sure who is happier to see the other.
Image 214185   11-08-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
243
 
 hapi papi: @Mr Bleak I didn't specify who the "you" is.
 Mr Bleak: @charlemagne @Yurishiro OK: you both owe me money now.
 sassysass: @charlemagne I Will pay you not to sell this to anyone!
 kazzy94: The kind of pet for the worst kind of person.
 charlemagne: I will pay you to not sell this to me
 charlemagne: I will pay you to not sell this to me
Image 214184   11-08-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
224
 
 MamboNumber6: The last word is in a slightly different font
 jeffrey: I need jeans and bandanas for my toddler.
 DrinkMixMan: Liquor? I hardly know 'er!
 kazzy94: Everyone in my immediate family can drink and smoke, there's no issue here.
 Shay: After I ransack the gun store for some guns and ammo, I call dibs in making this my shelter during the zombie apocalypse.
Image 214183   11-08-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
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