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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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Score:
455
 
 Wooden Spoon: @inthrees: seconded
Image 213846   11-06-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
283
 
 BlarfyB: Smell it. SMELL IT!!
 Whatever: Trying to figure out the birds and the bees
 Wooden Spoon: Kid knows chicks love flowers
Image 213845   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
511
 
 why the long face: @Felicity Also I have a theory that if all seven billion of us blew on the Earth at the same time it would cool down like soup
 Pingu IRL: @Peter Pantsless So if we could just get that to happen again we could stop global warming!
 Peter Pantsless: @Cami I don't think so. We'll get off this rock soon enough, and that's just the beginning. We've got plenty of time and more resources than we can use in this star system. We just have to keep moving. We have a responsibility to survive. And we will. We'll figure it out. We always do
 Cami: @Dr Awkward @Peter Pantsless On a long enough timeline we will lose.
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward Well volcanoes are 0-1 at best, so I'll take those odds.
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, in a "people vs volcano" matchup, I've got my money on volcano.
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward The Toba catastrophe theory suggests that a supervolcanic eruption in Sumatra about 80,000 years ago caused a 10-year winter and reduced the human population to 3,000-10,000 individuals worldwide. #unstoppable
 Dr Awkward: I live in an area of the US that was inhabited by people 900 years ago when a local volcano blew... it will never stop fascinating me.
 kazzy94: Jake Likes Onions is super talented
Image 213844   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
325
 
 kazzy94: Obligatory Homer Simpson scream
 Alpha Trion: Or the Candyman from /Doctor Who/
 fridaynight: Spumcoesque
 Jalamunch Totorito: The fright is palpable. Or maybe even palatable.
 Cami: Ben Franklin is freaking me out....or has the scienties from Robot Chicken put on weight?
 Fancy Clown: HAEAPPAY BAARRTHDEEAAUYGH
 Wooden Spoon: If that cake starts blinking rapidly I'm out of here.
 zrj235: to infinity and beyoooooooonnnnddqhhhhaghh
Image 213843   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
36
 
 Dr Awkward: @fanny if your second baby specifically liked "Fitter Happier", she might be @a robot.
 fanny: i played baby Radiohead for my second baby a lot...it was the only thing that stopped her from crying sometimes
 zrj235: we just don't know what happened to your child, one minute he's fine and the next he's DA DADA DDAADAHDADADAAAA DA DA DADAH WOKE UP IN THE FRONT YARD fuck.
Image 213842   11-06-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
395
 
 cenecia: Jason Jason Jason Alexander
 Side Boob: Cos-tanza
 BavidDowie: Can't stand'ya, no swiping!
Image 213841   11-06-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
350
 
 kshoxx: hahah @BavidDowie
 zrj235: blbleep*WHERE U AT GDOG*blleept
 BavidDowie: Also: Names'Lil..well,.. 'Lil Everythang.
 BavidDowie: Sup G(nome)?
Image 213840   11-06-17   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
612
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Mad Collager: BRUTAL!
 Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward You're opening yourself up to lots of needling.
 Dr Awkward: I'm going to go on a limb and say this show is underrated.
Image 213839   11-06-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
195
 
 Mr Bleak: Cal me old fashioned, but I prefer the traditional ATM where the cash came out of a slot.
 addend: I know a place like this, but you have to bring the throwin'-away cash.
 zrj235: *cotton eye joe plays in background*
 ASTER: Is that Maeby Funke?
 avemaria: Wasn't this a show on The Running Man?
Image 213838   11-06-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
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 ASTER: @Robespierre I love Court of the Crimson King.
 blablabla: @ASTER Something tells me you're not talking about the King Crimson album, amIrite?
 ASTER: Oh, I love Earthbound.
 piranharama: @Peter Pantsless Cylon!
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward DONE
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless OK OK, we get it, you're excited. Keep your pants... off?
 Peter Pantsless: Space is even radder when you look at it with non-human eyes. Have I mentioned that I love space stuff? Because I do
Image 213837   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
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