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273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

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 falling: Terror On the Third Step - opens everywhere Friday.
 Derp Herpigan: Mfw it's not just a fart.
 Mr. Shine: Time to switch to decaf?!
 Shay: Nope, he just made a typo.
 jazzjunkie: Am I an asshole? Oh fuck! I am!
Image 213790   11-06-17   Uploaded by    1979
 BavidDowie: When pulling that "Lady and the Tramp" trick gets you both salmonella.
 Dick Inspector: The candelabra makes for an extra-romantic atmosphere.
 WTF: The Love Toilet
 Cami: Families that poop together stay together.
 Knice: Shitposting back and forth forever.
Image 213789   11-06-17   Uploaded by    oregon man
 addend: (Checks out early.)
 Not A Bot: REDEMPTION OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. 2009, Iron Sculpture.
 Dr. Bathroom: Can I take drugs OR go whoring?
 Mr. Shine: @fanny maybe their objection is against taking drugs and GOING whoring. Perhaps if one took drugs and just whored IN, it would be more acceptable.
 fanny: @Urn BooUrn horray! drugging tonight whoring tomorrow!
 tib gubb: wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more...
 Urn BooUrn: @fanny Correct. Enjoy yourself, but have some restraint.
 fanny: and implies that i could pick one of the two though, right?
 Mr. Shine: So much for room service, geez!
 Hosebag: So what the hell am I supposed to do then?
Image 213788   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
 tib gubb: truly inspiring
 zrj235: I SAID FUCK IT
 Dr Awkward: The reflection of cash raining down in his shades is a solid detail.
Image 213787   11-06-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
 Science: @BaconCake: He stopped the torrent before it was fully seeded
 homeless: @jazzjunkie - F you, MPAA! I would if I could!
 Shay: Dead Servers Tell No Tales
 Mr. Shine: Just for fun I stole - I mean "shared"- this car.
 jazzjunkie: You wouldn't download a car
Image 213786   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
 Queen K: I find this delightful
 sparenamelaptopdied: Cookie Doughn't
 tib gubb: super chip boy
Image 213785   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 SomeCanadian: *Franco Drug Administration. @McMuff
Image 213784   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 jazzjunkie: Damn it, you Loch Ness monster! I haven't got three dollars and fifty cents!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Loch Niss?
Image 213783   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
 BavidDowie: I see white chocolate and dark chocolate, but no milk or mocha? :(
 jazzjunkie: I would not be embarrassed to gobble these in polite company.
Image 213782   11-06-17   Uploaded by    badger
 Science: @Dr Awkward: "Titter"
 johnnyc: @VoR - shark on the right has actually tasted human flesh and is being polite (Sharks are not keen on the stuff, but they keep mistaking us for malformed seals which they do like the taste of!)
 Dr Awkward: @knice knis?
 Lemon Rage: Shark on the right looks like it's a vegetarian that's too polite.
Image 213781   11-06-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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