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258419  fanny: what if you're that someone :(

258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

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258270 berlin: me too

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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 Hosebag: OH MY GOD I'M COMING DOWN!
 falling: Terror On the Third Step - opens everywhere Friday.
 Derp Herpigan: Mfw it's not just a fart.
 Mr. Shine: Time to switch to decaf?!
 Shay: Nope, he just made a typo.
 jazzjunkie: Am I an asshole? Oh fuck! I am!
Image 213790   11-06-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
233
 
 BlarfyB: @Knice IN SAECVLA SAECVLORVM
 BavidDowie: When pulling that "Lady and the Tramp" trick gets you both salmonella.
 Dick Inspector: The candelabra makes for an extra-romantic atmosphere.
 WTF: The Love Toilet
 Cami: Families that poop together stay together.
 Knice: Shitposting back and forth forever.
Image 213789   11-06-17   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
294
 
 addend: (Checks out early.)
 Not A Bot: REDEMPTION OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. 2009, Iron Sculpture.
 Dr. Bathroom: Can I take drugs OR go whoring?
 Mr. Shine: @fanny maybe their objection is against taking drugs and GOING whoring. Perhaps if one took drugs and just whored IN, it would be more acceptable.
 fanny: @Urn BooUrn horray! drugging tonight whoring tomorrow!
 tib gubb: wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more...
 Urn BooUrn: @fanny Correct. Enjoy yourself, but have some restraint.
 fanny: and implies that i could pick one of the two though, right?
 Mr. Shine: So much for room service, geez!
 Hosebag: So what the hell am I supposed to do then?
Image 213788   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
783
 
 tib gubb: truly inspiring
 zrj235: I SAID FUCK IT
 Dr Awkward: The reflection of cash raining down in his shades is a solid detail.
Image 213787   11-06-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
265
 
 Science: @BaconCake: He stopped the torrent before it was fully seeded
 homeless: @jazzjunkie - F you, MPAA! I would if I could!
 Shay: Dead Servers Tell No Tales
 Mr. Shine: Just for fun I stole - I mean "shared"- this car.
 jazzjunkie: You wouldn't download a car
Image 213786   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
611
 
 Queen K: I find this delightful
 sparenamelaptopdied: Cookie Doughn't
 tib gubb: super chip boy
Image 213785   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
244
 
 SomeCanadian: *Franco Drug Administration. @McMuff
Image 213784   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
236
 
 jazzjunkie: Damn it, you Loch Ness monster! I haven't got three dollars and fifty cents!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Loch Niss?
Image 213783   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
260
 
 BavidDowie: I see white chocolate and dark chocolate, but no milk or mocha? :(
 jazzjunkie: I would not be embarrassed to gobble these in polite company.
Image 213782   11-06-17   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
296
 
 Science: @Dr Awkward: "Titter"
 johnnyc: @VoR - shark on the right has actually tasted human flesh and is being polite (Sharks are not keen on the stuff, but they keep mistaking us for malformed seals which they do like the taste of!)
 Dr Awkward: @knice knis?
 VoR: Shark on the right looks like it's a vegetarian that's too polite.
Image 213781   11-06-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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