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244494  funny in the wall: hate to tell you, kid that 30s suck even if you're an expert adulter

244493  fanny: Soooo...is this actually cake?

244487  funny in the wall: @Sadbot i think this is code for prostitute

244478  Skinr: English lesson one: Never omit an apostrophe.

244487  Dr Awkward: Free to douchebag?

244485  Skinr: I knew Sesame Street would end up like this when it moved to HBO.

244493  DrinkMixMan: *Blows out candles, silently wishing I was an Oscar Meyer wiener*

244490  Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 I can see it!

244488  Skinr: Noooooooooow here's a little story I gots to tell, about three bad brothers ya know so well

244491  Dr Awkward: Haha, there is a whole set of pictures of dudes with beards looking straight up. It is straight up disturbing.

244486  Shay: What a waste of graph paper.

244489  Shay: Prince Alarming is on his way.

244493  Warrax: Weirdest 3 year old birthday party I've ever been to. Cake was good though.

244493  Dr Awkward: Happy Wienerversary!

244491  Sadbot: Toothpaste for Dinner 3D

244431  2Berries: @WannaBee i'll take the smell of wine & cheap perfume please

244483  sparename: MOST cat milk does not come from cats...

244491  Mr. Butt: I just watched Eraserhead for the first time last night. Shit's crazy.

244355  kornisjon: Ugh. Social media edgelords.

244492  Side Boob: Shaka. When the walls fell. :P

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244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244466 barfolomew: 9. It actually looks pretty comfy.



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Score:
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 jazzjunkie: Ok, so in hindsight it wasn't all that smart. At the time, however, everyone agreed it was worth trying.
 petepuma: on the plus side, the TV doesn't have diaper rash any more
 Dr Awkward: @apoxia Yeah, but he's a little prick, you see.
 bug: There. Now we don't have to watch Trump anymore.
 apoxia: That's zinc cream. That TV needs to go in the rubbish now. That kid looks old enough to know better.
 tib gubb: in trial and error - some errors are bigger than others
 redmonkey3: Oldy but goody (?) . Also; i love children... fried.
 winwolf: Kids got a future in drywall.
 Knice: Just throw it out. And clean your television.
Image 213748   11-06-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
414
 
 Dr Awkward: Nance!
 Ulillillia: Bet I'll have you naked by the end of this song
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED!
Image 213747   11-06-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
439
 
 redmonkey3: "Well, doc, it all started when i was a kid"
 jazzjunkie: Paging @No Penguins Allowed
Image 213746   11-06-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
469
 
 Amy Housewine: @Ulillillia I have had similar experiences. I theoretically know better by now, but I can't 100% rely on myself to be able to tell from context what someone means.
 Ulillillia: @Amy Housewine Someone described something as being "sketch" and I thought, "like a drawing?"
 Amy Housewine: Amongst the large number of phrases that you young folks use that I can't get used to, I cant get used to 'sketchy' meaning 'bad' rather than 'vague'.
 apoxia: *ducks*
 apoxia: My neighbour's dog likes to bark at 4am, and probably at the decks swimming past in the stream.
 Urn BooUrn: Ingrates, a leaf killed my whole family. If only we had a dog like this, it could have turned out different.
Image 213745   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
185
 
 Otterman: @Wooden Spoon Yes, and heavy sack beatings are on the increase.
 Wooden Spoon: Instructions unclear. Dick Cheney stuck in Iraq.
 demonius: Actually...
 Wooden Spoon: @Otterman: Jimbo Jones?
 Jabberwikket: Wikihow to be a politician in the 21st century
 jazzjunkie: My flashlight is also a taser
 Otterman: I like burlap sacks filled with stolen doorknobs.
 a sedated moose: From the book "Get Slocked, Dickwizard."
 bug: Is this the WikiHow for how to get thrown in jail?
 Amy Housewine: Lock, socked, and ready to rock.
 apoxia: I can't remember that page in Fox in Sox
 tib gubb: related article - "how to instantly incapacitate your attacker in case he's some moron with a lock in a sock under his belt"
 tib gubb: is this why that dude punched me for disagreeing with him?
 a robot: This is terrible, terrible advice.
 Knice: I will beat you with a lock. I will put it in a sock. I'll beat you here; I'll beat you there. I will beat you everywhere. Then I'll claim that it's WikiHow's fault, while doing time for aggravated assault.
Image 213744   11-06-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
439
 
 Ulillillia: If incels ruled the world
 Dr Awkward: Is she like 7'3"?
 tib gubb: hooray?
 Greifer: lucky guy
 Not A Bot: Must have been wearing those action jeans at the time.
 Derp Herpigan: This would be me but in the third panel they point and laugh and walk away.
Image 213743   11-06-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
533
 
 Mr Bleak: He just Hod to do it.
 redmonkey3: @Micro Jackson - crowd funding would probably go for it
 Micro Jackson: This is just a prototype. The final version will have real guns and shit. Please give me money.
 Murdertaco: That dude has skills I do not have.
 sparenamelaptopdied: He had bad guts and heard that Tetris-cycling might help
 Knice: Adobe Acrobat Pro
 Mr. Butt: All your bricks are belong to us.
 Derp Herpigan: All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
Image 213742   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
379
 
 Not A Bot: Meaoasis active... Ah whatever
 Micro Jackson: Many more reasons for shame
 Yam: @queezy farm interesting. Ive seen this before and wondered if the business was being shitty to its workers? Glad to know they arent (in this case an least)
 Derp Herpigan: @queezy farm so the one on the left is the picket, the one on the right is the business rolling with it?
Image 213741   11-06-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
251
 
 Micro Jackson: Quit snoopin
 Felicity: He looks awesome like that
 redmonkey3: SnoopDad drinks it!
Image 213740   11-06-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
496
 
 Dr Awkward: That's what you get for putting food on the roof, dummy.
 Micro Jackson: Didn't they make a movie about this?
 VeeKay: He respects no man
 redmonkey3: Oh... Hay.
 Derp Herpigan: Dang kids! Get off my roof!
 Knice: "Yep, hail damage. This is all gonna have to come off."
Image 213739   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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