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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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Score:
211
 
 Virb Flungus: Ok, so in hindsight it wasn't all that smart. At the time, however, everyone agreed it was worth trying.
 Horbo Drumumple: on the plus side, the TV doesn't have diaper rash any more
 Piple Flumongus: @apoxia Yeah, but he's a little prick, you see.
 Flang Pluble: There. Now we don't have to watch Trump anymore.
 Fluft Flumple: That's zinc cream. That TV needs to go in the rubbish now. That kid looks old enough to know better.
 Hirm Cremuble: in trial and error - some errors are bigger than others
 Jarbo Cremungus: Oldy but goody (?) . Also; i love children... fried.
 Pengo Morpomple: Kids got a future in drywall.
 Lold Cremongus: Just throw it out. And clean your television.
Image 213748   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Hongo Rempumple
Score:
414
 
 Dimpo Flombies: Nance!
 Rirm Rempongo: Bet I'll have you naked by the end of this song
 Flild Rempungo: NIPPLE DETECTED!
Image 213747   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Mimp Grunombies
Score:
439
 
 Crerbo Brungo: "Well, doc, it all started when i was a kid"
 Flang Horpumbies: Paging @No Penguins Allowed
Image 213746   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Rerbo Albongus
Score:
469
 
 Rewn Bruble: @Ulillillia I have had similar experiences. I theoretically know better by now, but I can't 100% rely on myself to be able to tell from context what someone means.
 Duwn Brombies: @Amy Housewine Someone described something as being "sketch" and I thought, "like a drawing?"
 Fluwn Brongo: Amongst the large number of phrases that you young folks use that I can't get used to, I cant get used to 'sketchy' meaning 'bad' rather than 'vague'.
 Peple Flumupert: *ducks*
 Tharb Morpungus: My neighbour's dog likes to bark at 4am, and probably at the decks swimming past in the stream.
 Flilm Horpumple: Ingrates, a leaf killed my whole family. If only we had a dog like this, it could have turned out different.
Image 213745   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Frirbo Plemumbies
Score:
185
 
 Trirb Drumomple: @Wooden Spoon Yes, and heavy sack beatings are on the increase.
 Huld Flumungo: Instructions unclear. Dick Cheney stuck in Iraq.
 Fruwn Rempungo: Actually...
 Hawn Dampungus: @Otterman: Jimbo Jones?
 Ramp Flongo: Wikihow to be a politician in the 21st century
 Dort Flumongus: My flashlight is also a taser
 Luple Brumbies: I like burlap sacks filled with stolen doorknobs.
 Paple Morpumbies: From the book "Get Slocked, Dickwizard."
 Flingo Brungo: Is this the WikiHow for how to get thrown in jail?
 Ving Brupert: Lock, socked, and ready to rock.
 Thiple Grunoble: I can't remember that page in Fox in Sox
 Galm Plopert: related article - "how to instantly incapacitate your attacker in case he's some moron with a lock in a sock under his belt"
 Trorb Horpumple: is this why that dude punched me for disagreeing with him?
 Pown Grunumbies: This is terrible, terrible advice.
 Beng Rempumple: I will beat you with a lock. I will put it in a sock. I'll beat you here; I'll beat you there. I will beat you everywhere. Then I'll claim that it's WikiHow's fault, while doing time for aggravated assault.
Image 213744   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Peft Grunopert
Score:
439
 
 Hurm Brumple: If incels ruled the world
 Rarm Cremumple: Is she like 7'3"?
 Jump Morpongus: hooray?
 Flown Grunombies: lucky guy
 Jople Plongus: Must have been wearing those action jeans at the time.
 Cromp Cremongo: This would be me but in the third panel they point and laugh and walk away.
Image 213743   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Thirt Morpumbies
Score:
533
 
 Lift Dampupert: He just Hod to do it.
 Domp Fluble: @Micro Jackson - crowd funding would probably go for it
 Vulm Floble: This is just a prototype. The final version will have real guns and shit. Please give me money.
 Murm Drumongo: That dude has skills I do not have.
 Vango Grunungus: He had bad guts and heard that Tetris-cycling might help
 Horb Drumumple: Adobe Acrobat Pro
 Cring Morpomple: All your bricks are belong to us.
 Trorm Flumopert: All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
Image 213742   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Hingo Rempumple
Score:
379
 
 Dilm Dampungo: Meaoasis active... Ah whatever
 Fluft Cremongus: Many more reasons for shame
 Girb Plongus: @queezy farm interesting. Ive seen this before and wondered if the business was being shitty to its workers? Glad to know they arent (in this case an least)
 Muft Flumuble: @queezy farm so the one on the left is the picket, the one on the right is the business rolling with it?
Image 213741   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Heft Brongo
Score:
251
 
 Maple Drumongo: Quit snoopin
 Geft Grunungo: He looks awesome like that
 Heft Horpongus: SnoopDad drinks it!
Image 213740   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Crong Flumungus
Score:
496
 
 Jolm Drumuble: That's what you get for putting food on the roof, dummy.
 Gimp Morpoble: Didn't they make a movie about this?
 Rung Grunungo: He respects no man
 Thoft Dampuble: Oh... Hay.
 Hift Groble: Dang kids! Get off my roof!
 Frelm Plemungo: "Yep, hail damage. This is all gonna have to come off."
Image 213739   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Fluple Dampopert
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