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216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

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215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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Score:
211
 
 jazzjunkie: Ok, so in hindsight it wasn't all that smart. At the time, however, everyone agreed it was worth trying.
 petepuma: on the plus side, the TV doesn't have diaper rash any more
 Dr Awkward: @apoxia Yeah, but he's a little prick, you see.
 bug: There. Now we don't have to watch Trump anymore.
 apoxia: That's zinc cream. That TV needs to go in the rubbish now. That kid looks old enough to know better.
 tib gubb: in trial and error - some errors are bigger than others
 redmonkey3: Oldy but goody (?) . Also; i love children... fried.
 winwolf: Kids got a future in drywall.
 Knice: Just throw it out. And clean your television.
Image 213748   11-06-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
414
 
 Dr Awkward: Nance!
 Ulillillia: Bet I'll have you naked by the end of this song
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED!
Image 213747   11-06-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
417
 
 redmonkey3: "Well, doc, it all started when i was a kid"
 jazzjunkie: Paging @No Penguins Allowed
Image 213746   11-06-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
469
 
 Amy Housewine: @Ulillillia I have had similar experiences. I theoretically know better by now, but I can't 100% rely on myself to be able to tell from context what someone means.
 Ulillillia: @Amy Housewine Someone described something as being "sketch" and I thought, "like a drawing?"
 Amy Housewine: Amongst the large number of phrases that you young folks use that I can't get used to, I cant get used to 'sketchy' meaning 'bad' rather than 'vague'.
 apoxia: *ducks*
 apoxia: My neighbour's dog likes to bark at 4am, and probably at the decks swimming past in the stream.
 Urn BooUrn: Ingrates, a leaf killed my whole family. If only we had a dog like this, it could have turned out different.
Image 213745   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
185
 
 Otterman: @Wooden Spoon Yes, and heavy sack beatings are on the increase.
 Wooden Spoon: Instructions unclear. Dick Cheney stuck in Iraq.
 Robespierre: Actually...
 Wooden Spoon: @Otterman: Jimbo Jones?
 Jabberwikket: Wikihow to be a politician in the 21st century
 jazzjunkie: My flashlight is also a taser
 Otterman: I like burlap sacks filled with stolen doorknobs.
 a sedated moose: From the book "Get Slocked, Dickwizard."
 bug: Is this the WikiHow for how to get thrown in jail?
 Amy Housewine: Lock, socked, and ready to rock.
 apoxia: I can't remember that page in Fox in Sox
 tib gubb: related article - "how to instantly incapacitate your attacker in case he's some moron with a lock in a sock under his belt"
 tib gubb: is this why that dude punched me for disagreeing with him?
 a robot: This is terrible, terrible advice.
 Knice: I will beat you with a lock. I will put it in a sock. I'll beat you here; I'll beat you there. I will beat you everywhere. Then I'll claim that it's WikiHow's fault, while doing time for aggravated assault.
Image 213744   11-06-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
439
 
 Ulillillia: If incels ruled the world
 Dr Awkward: Is she like 7'3"?
 tib gubb: hooray?
 Greifer: lucky guy
 Not A Bot: Must have been wearing those action jeans at the time.
 Derp Herpigan: This would be me but in the third panel they point and laugh and walk away.
Image 213743   11-06-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
506
 
 Mr Bleak: He just Hod to do it.
 redmonkey3: @Micro Jackson - crowd funding would probably go for it
 Micro Jackson: This is just a prototype. The final version will have real guns and shit. Please give me money.
 Murdertaco: That dude has skills I do not have.
 sparenamelaptopdied: He had bad guts and heard that Tetris-cycling might help
 Knice: Adobe Acrobat Pro
 Mr. Butt: All your bricks are belong to us.
 Derp Herpigan: All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
Image 213742   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
379
 
 Not A Bot: Meaoasis active... Ah whatever
 Micro Jackson: Many more reasons for shame
 Yam: @queezy farm interesting. Ive seen this before and wondered if the business was being shitty to its workers? Glad to know they arent (in this case an least)
 Derp Herpigan: @queezy farm so the one on the left is the picket, the one on the right is the business rolling with it?
Image 213741   11-06-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
251
 
 Micro Jackson: Quit snoopin
 Felicity: He looks awesome like that
 redmonkey3: SnoopDad drinks it!
Image 213740   11-06-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
470
 
 Dr Awkward: That's what you get for putting food on the roof, dummy.
 Micro Jackson: Didn't they make a movie about this?
 VeeKay: He respects no man
 redmonkey3: Oh... Hay.
 Derp Herpigan: Dang kids! Get off my roof!
 Knice: "Yep, hail damage. This is all gonna have to come off."
Image 213739   11-06-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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