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269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

269158  Not A Bot: I suspect this to be an elaboate ruse to gain street cred on YouTube.

269162  Knice: That username!

269165  ignatz: Shitoflopped.

269071  Passive: God is watching you touch yourself

269074  Passive: Hello

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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Score:
366
 
 Apple IIe: As soon as you try to bang your trebuchet you will realize the terrible mistake you have made.
 zrj235: speaking as someone who used to have both, i'm here to tell you that a trebuchet is better at tossing random heavy things
 BlarfyB: @Felicity Both are barbarians.
 Mumbo Dingus: Well, they both use hyphens as em-dashes
 BlarfyB: Or is that question a bit too personal? Sorry!
 BlarfyB: @Knice How is she with corn?
 Knice: My girl can fling the shit out of a pumpkin, though.
 Sadbot: -Won't get jealous if you also have a ballista
Image 213587   11-05-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
364
 
 Annoying Vegan : Someone please help this kid
 GTA VII: @i peed a lil Call Wilbur Finletter!
 Mad Collager: Battering hounds, forerunners of battering rams, were less successful.
Image 213586   11-05-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
180
 
 zrj235: welp folks, capitalism is over. we can all go home.
 ASTER: I remember when Trump was campaigning, he presented his paltry amount of celebrity supporters as representing different facets of conservatism. He claimed the Duck Dynasty guys embodied "middle class".
 Amy Housewine: Duck nails, a-whoo-ooh!/Every day they're out there making duck nails, a-whoo-ooh!
Image 213585   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
387
 
 togboat: Big love for ATCQ. Rip Phife.
 Greifer: me too
 SharkysMachine: Gotta get it, got ta gotta get it
Image 213584   11-05-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
359
 
 Science: Also, the photons in the light that the sun is spooging on your face might have taken 100,000 years to make it from the core to the surface of the sun.
 nightmarez: Im not a scientist, but back off man
 a robot: @ignatz That's a good book
 Not A Bot: Yep, that's twenty five bucks worth of pennies, shiny ones too. It's bad.
 Phum Munts: Beautiful example of this in Primo Levi book Periodic Table, chapter 'Carbon' explains how every available atom of carbon has most likely been a part of many thousands of living organisms, and will be recycled into many more. True immortality..
 BlarfyB: But not more than 6000.
Image 213583   11-05-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
172
 
 Spazstatic: Stranger Things season 3
 savvoy: Reminds me of Full Metal Jacket
 Mad Collager: Sunny, with a chance of waffles.
 Cami: The Akira Live action movie doesn't look right to me.
 Shay: I'm more of a pancake guy.
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 VoR: They love his pale skin. Reminds them of pre toaster times..
 itskando: American Beauty prequel
 dope: I like to think hes levitating them
 Teechur: The wind blue waffles all over the place.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: huh. ya know. there are people starving to death.
Image 213582   11-05-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
304
 
 Oh Don Piano: Boobs that grow on the grass?? FUCKING FINALLY
 kornisjon: I feel like I want to eat those, but also that maybe I shouldn't.
 VoR: There's a cream for that
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i hide my bubble gum in the dirt too.
 WaffleIron: All the rain promises and more!
Image 213581   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
336
 
 rubix1924: Seems a bit harsh. I mean yeah Caillou is boring but come on
Image 213580   11-05-17   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
365
 
 Teechur: @Mad Collager Hahaha! Awesome! I love this site.... So many clever and talented people!
 Mad Collager: @Teechur You got it (though it's hard to make out at 72 ppi). #213648
 Wooden Spoon: Fur is murder!
 itskando: Swag
 Teechur: I'd love to see a North Face label 'shopped on that.
 Prostata: the heartbreak of algae
 Cami: They're spreading North.
 Ulillillia: Fabu-Gator
 BlarfyB: Is that a turtleneck?
Image 213579   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
297
 
 El Barto: Yep.
 Teechur: @alborland I got home from a party at 2am back in high school. I was just drifting off to sleep when I hear noises downstairs. I grabbed my hunting knife (lol) and headed downstairs to see my parents just coming home from THEIR party!
 Sadbot: Get a dog a learn the difference between their "fukken squirrels!" and "stranger danger!" barks
 Cami: It was a dirty day at work when you have to take everythng into the shower.
Image 213578   11-05-17   Uploaded by    windows96
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