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262841  Felicity: Other side of the block from Beaver Liquors

262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

262870  a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

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 Nothing: Spore 2 looking good
 funny in the wall: Merica wings
 Greifer: put it back!
Image 213563   11-05-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
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 charlemagne: @Felicity that's not too far off from jennifer government, by max barry
 meh: @Yurishiro IIRC the first place I saw it was in a 1980s cyberpunk comic called Shatter. True to cyberpunk form, everything is privatised and corporations go to war with each other to compete for the job of being the police, the fire department, etc. Imagine if OCP had to fight off waves of flying cars and powered-armour soldiers from AOL-Time-Warner-Exxon-Nabisco
 Capital: @Felicity Tekken?
 betamax: I could see a sci-fi universe where corporations fight each other and their vehicles have their logos. On the other side of the photo is Pepsi and Verizon
 charlemagne: go team advantage!
 funny in the wall: Right idea, wrong logos
 BlarfyB: War(tm) - brought to you by our sponsors!
Image 213562   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
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 tib gubb: good for hangovers
 BlarfyB: "Why yes Q*bert was my favorite arcade game as a child - why do you ask?" - architect
Image 213561   11-05-17   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
249
 
 waffle iron: @jazzjunkie Exactly
 jazzjunkie: @2Berries If you're hand-washing dishes, it's a godsend.
 2Berries: @jazzjunkie its for tea, french press coffee & shaving 45 seconds off the microwave time of top ramen
 jazzjunkie: @White Rice it looks like an office kitchen sink, where a bunch of people all have their own (competing) opinions about how things should be done. Hot water could be for sanitizing your lunch dishes. Or maybe it got added after the filter had been added.
 Hosebag: @White Rice That's not a soap dispenser on the wall, it's a hydrocortizone cream dispenser for the severe burns.
 White Rice: If there wasnt a soap dispenser right on the wall behind everything then I could see the problem. Most kitchen sinks dont have a soap dispenser right at the basin (that generally reserved for bathrooms in malls). HOWEVER, if they need to have a filter on the main line, whats filtering the insta-boil water? This sink setup is giving me more questions than answers.
Image 213560   11-05-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
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 Ulillillia: @TheTakeDown Very clever, changing "what is" to "what's"
Image 213559   11-05-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
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 Peach: @glenalec What a set-up, A+
 Pingu IRL: I went to a psychic and she laughed at my future. So I hit her. It's good to strike a happy medium.
 AceOfSpades: Saw it coming, bought a ton of roof insurance, made out like a bandit
 Prostata: didn't see it coming
 San DoDo: I left my career as a psychic, I just didn't see any future in it
 BlarfyB: As foretold!
Image 213558   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
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 Peach: Ape out with your grapes out
 Not A Bot: Ah, the story from a year or two ago which was proven fake a year or two ago
Image 213557   11-05-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
697
 
 tib gubb: more proof the technology is cancer and only homeopathic remedies will save us
 WTF: I don't use anti-virus software. I just keep my computer away from sick computers.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Wire-brush and Dettol - twice a day
Image 213556   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
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 Science: @desertfox: But they don't play CDs. @norgu5: Outmoded tech is very expensive. Try having to buy old stuff for legacy systems sometime.
 sergeant: @desertfox - Yeah, but they don't have the rich sound of plastic.
 square44: now I can know what a slice of red onion sounds like
 jazzjunkie: Why does it smell like onions?
 Warrax: vValkman
Image 213555   11-05-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
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 kornisjon: Don't worry, it can also mean a new beginning.
 piranharama: Traditional Chinese medicine
 salmiakki: OP is Elliott Gould
 DrinkMixMan: We'll see about that
 Warrax: Certainly.
 bug: I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
 WaffleIron: Somebody else got the give me liberty cookie.
 Derp Herpigan: How fortunate.
Image 213554   11-05-17   Uploaded by    kswat
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