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272482  dangerkeith3000: I once listened to Sun O)O)O) for an hour and went into cardiac arrest due to bradycardia.

272509  a robot: zzzzz - pleh - zzzzzz

272508  Amy Housewine: @Air Biscuit Borkfcaneer

272490  dangerkeith3000: All $43 million of it!

272492  fidelcastro: cats are assholes

272492  dangerkeith3000: What goes up must come down.

272504  Amy Housewine: Sweatin' Hooker likin' a church

272506  Amy Housewine: Welcome to Houndlo

272503  dangerkeith3000: @sparename 13 episode seasons are pretty common nowadays. i guess because it's exactly 3 months.

272504  dangerkeith3000: Churchin' like a sweater in a hooker.

272506  dangerkeith3000: Henlo doggy

272508  Air Biscuit: Piracy claims another dog. I wonder if they sing doggy sea shanties...

272503  sparename: After weeks of waiting for a local TV station to show CSI:NY season 4 ep22 so I could find out what happened AFTER Mac was kidnapped when he tried to exonerate some bank robber, I now realise I should have been looking for season 5 ep1... They show it all out of order but on some long repeat loops. Who the fuck has an odd number of episodes???

272495  ThoughtlessGentleman: rat king

272517  eradicator: Who rad votes this shit?

272472  Theimposter: Hold my purse, he's about to identify as an ER patient.

272497  Air Biscuit: Wrap the pickle in bacon and deep fry it?

272500  Dr Awkward: Is that a person inside the computer there?

272449  copunter: clearly a girl's handwriting

272504  Dr Awkward: Hookin' like a sweater in church?

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272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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 Nothing: Spore 2 looking good
 funny in the wall: Merica wings
 Greifer: put it back!
Image 213563   11-05-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
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 charlemagne: @Felicity that's not too far off from jennifer government, by max barry
 meh: @Yurishiro IIRC the first place I saw it was in a 1980s cyberpunk comic called Shatter. True to cyberpunk form, everything is privatised and corporations go to war with each other to compete for the job of being the police, the fire department, etc. Imagine if OCP had to fight off waves of flying cars and powered-armour soldiers from AOL-Time-Warner-Exxon-Nabisco
 Capital: @Felicity Tekken?
 betamax: I could see a sci-fi universe where corporations fight each other and their vehicles have their logos. On the other side of the photo is Pepsi and Verizon
 charlemagne: go team advantage!
 funny in the wall: Right idea, wrong logos
 BlarfyB: War(tm) - brought to you by our sponsors!
Image 213562   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
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 tib gubb: good for hangovers
 BlarfyB: "Why yes Q*bert was my favorite arcade game as a child - why do you ask?" - architect
Image 213561   11-05-17   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
249
 
 waffle iron: @jazzjunkie Exactly
 jazzjunkie: @2Berries If you're hand-washing dishes, it's a godsend.
 2Berries: @jazzjunkie its for tea, french press coffee & shaving 45 seconds off the microwave time of top ramen
 jazzjunkie: @White Rice it looks like an office kitchen sink, where a bunch of people all have their own (competing) opinions about how things should be done. Hot water could be for sanitizing your lunch dishes. Or maybe it got added after the filter had been added.
 Hosebag: @White Rice That's not a soap dispenser on the wall, it's a hydrocortizone cream dispenser for the severe burns.
 White Rice: If there wasnt a soap dispenser right on the wall behind everything then I could see the problem. Most kitchen sinks dont have a soap dispenser right at the basin (that generally reserved for bathrooms in malls). HOWEVER, if they need to have a filter on the main line, whats filtering the insta-boil water? This sink setup is giving me more questions than answers.
Image 213560   11-05-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
341
 
 Ulillillia: @TheTakeDown Very clever, changing "what is" to "what's"
Image 213559   11-05-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
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 Peach: @glenalec What a set-up, A+
 Pingu IRL: I went to a psychic and she laughed at my future. So I hit her. It's good to strike a happy medium.
 AceOfSpades: Saw it coming, bought a ton of roof insurance, made out like a bandit
 Prostata: didn't see it coming
 San DoDo: I left my career as a psychic, I just didn't see any future in it
 BlarfyB: As foretold!
Image 213558   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
233
 
 Peach: Ape out with your grapes out
 Not A Bot: Ah, the story from a year or two ago which was proven fake a year or two ago
Image 213557   11-05-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
697
 
 tib gubb: more proof the technology is cancer and only homeopathic remedies will save us
 WTF: I don't use anti-virus software. I just keep my computer away from sick computers.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Wire-brush and Dettol - twice a day
Image 213556   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
206
 
 Science: @desertfox: But they don't play CDs. @norgu5: Outmoded tech is very expensive. Try having to buy old stuff for legacy systems sometime.
 sergeant: @desertfox - Yeah, but they don't have the rich sound of plastic.
 square44: now I can know what a slice of red onion sounds like
 jazzjunkie: Why does it smell like onions?
 Warrax: vValkman
Image 213555   11-05-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
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 kornisjon: Don't worry, it can also mean a new beginning.
 piranharama: Traditional Chinese medicine
 salmiakki: OP is Elliott Gould
 DrinkMixMan: We'll see about that
 Warrax: Certainly.
 bug: I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
 WaffleIron: Somebody else got the give me liberty cookie.
 Derp Herpigan: How fortunate.
Image 213554   11-05-17   Uploaded by    kswat
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