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263346  Side Boob: I hate those mornings.

263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

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263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?


263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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 Ulillillia: I'm more concerned that you're playing in the middle of the night when the time change happens.
 Prostata: DST is bullshit
 UltraBeverly: Come play with us...
 Mr. Shine: These kids clearly understood the issue well enough to make those signs all by themselves.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "And the extra hour of daylight in summer fades my curtains faster"
 WaffleIron: This is far too timely for my spaceship.
Image 213509   11-05-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
 Mad Collager: @Mr. Shine It's just like the time Sigmund Freud was sitting for a sculpture, and was urged to smile by his daughter. He scowled to her, "I AM smiling!".
 Mr. Shine: "This IS my happy face."
 NO JOKES: It's your thing / do what'choo wanna do / I can't tell you / who to sock it to...
 Not A Bot: I just puked.
Image 213508   11-05-17   Uploaded by    topcity
 guccigucci: So... If I bring in 4 heads, I get four hours, right?
 Ulillillia: Damnit I showed up for work two hours early because of this
 BlarfyB: @Prostata But she seems rather enchanted by the whole deal.
 Prostata: DST is bullshit
 Mr. Shine: Many years ago I worked with a manager who, while usually pretty cool, wasn't the brightest. I spent several Saturdays PRIOR to the correct one telling him to set his clock back. At first amused, then annoyed, he would tell me "That's not tonight!" Until the correct night, when he scolded me again and then was an hour off for his work start time the next day.
 Teechur: I wait until my phone tells me what time it is. Then I obey and change the rest of the clocks in the house. -says everyone.
 toaster: I fell ahead last night. It was painful.
 WTF: Remember, fall ahead one hour in Nov and spring back one hour in March.
 WaffleIron: This is far too timely for my spaceship.
Image 213507   11-05-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
 Mr. Shine: @WTF "Take two of these poems and call me on yonder morn."
 WTF: It's only a PhD in 18th century British literature.
 apoxia: H2O into ETOH
Image 213506   11-05-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
 time is wastin: The Mudd Club, amIrite?
 BavidDowie: Two pythons killing a Guinness?
Image 213505   11-05-17   Uploaded by    taiko
 DOW: North Korean sunflowers
 Cami: @InfiniteZero Watch yourself. When they stopped they probably sent some guys to circle around...they're coming up behind you.
Image 213504   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
 NoRagrets: Bye bye lil Sebastian!
 Teechur: Didn't have a "Service Horse" vest in your size, GF?
Image 213503   11-05-17   Uploaded by    icloud
 Mad Collager: @apoxia My first born is already a teenager, but I often smirk when people threaten to take him.
 apoxia: @Mad Collager A toddler?
 Joseph: Can't you take the second born, the 1st born just got a job and moved out.
 Mad Collager: @apoxia I think we may have something in common.
 charlemagne: all I have on me is twin cousins and a neighbours dog
 apoxia: Take him! Please take him!!
 Amy Housewine: Shirts are only accepted if from backs.
Image 213502   11-05-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 cenecia: Today's lesson is brought to you by the letter... Y.
 Ulillillia: Bonus!
 Mad Collager: @fanny I like your brain!
 Mr. Shine: @Cami He's running from a swarm of B's
 Mr. Shine: @fanny *soulful guitar solo*
 jem: Your CD is skipping.
 fanny: letter b, letter b! letter b letter b... whisper words of wisdom... letter b
 Amy Housewine: Ab-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-Bat's All Folks.
 Cami: I don't know Morse Code so I don't understand the message on the shelves.
Image 213501   11-05-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
 Side Boob: We're all a little spoopy on the inside
Image 213500   11-05-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
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