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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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7. sparename
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9. VeeKay
10. Side Boob



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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!



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Score:
630
 
 Mr Bleak: "Satan in a babygrow"
 Hosebag: @Felicity I literally laughed out loud, +1 on Star Trek.
 AFanOfSprite: This is tranya!
 Synthetic Messiah: The infancy of Ming the Merciless.
 Amy Housewine: @Hosebag I better write this down.
 Hosebag: @Amy Housewine No, they have other uses! You can set them at the door and they can be a little baby doorstop.
 addend: Somehow works well with the leopard print.
 Mr. Whiskers: An this whole time...Ive just been drawing dicks on babies!
 tib gubb: drawing on baby is a fun activity, and will probably lead to strange psychological development later in life for lasting fun!
 night shift: "that's my secret: I'm always angry!"
 Amy Housewine: At last, a use for babies!
Image 213331   11-04-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
469
 
 VeeKay: It was a spottier age. A hattier time.
Image 213330   11-04-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
295
 
 VeeKay: When you see Elon Musk's concept drawings your mind will be blown.
 elmstreet: This will revolutionize public transportation as we know it.
Image 213329   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
208
 
 Ulillillia: Date night
Image 213328   11-04-17   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
235
 
 Haute and sweaty: And I'm your sweet baby boy, Griffin McElroy.
 ratwa: Im an only. All the rules applied to me
 Ulillillia: Am youngest, somehow missed out on rules not applying to me
Image 213327   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
411
 
 Drunk Orc: Dammit Odie
 VeeKay: Great picture, even (especially) without the impact font.
 Jabberwikket: Watch out Rock, that cat's got a mean left hook
 Teechur: FUS RO DOG!
 Cami: Meowser Martial Arts.
Image 213326   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
823
 
 VeeKay: Gruff the crime dog
 Jabberwikket: "Is the vacuum gone yet?"
 BavidDowie: Clifford. Ain't got nothing. On. Me.
 El hefe: Default wallpaper Micaelsoft Binbows
 Not A Bot: El Butto
 tib gubb: get ready for such a borking as has never been borked before
 Teechur: Landscapador Retriever.
 charmander: Giant Dog you are doing me a frighten.
 imaginary gf: *cue Also sprach Zarathustra*
Image 213325   11-04-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
62
 
 tib gubb: sticker price, $25,000
 jazzjunkie: iBike
Image 213324   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
335
 
 VeeKay: Minus 3 on the Bristol Stool Chart.
 Beef Supreme: Big deal. I have an American Standard nodded with a 5 gallon tank that can take down an entire track suit in a single flush.
 tib gubb: i don't know if mankind is ready for this level of responsibility
 Volwen: But does that estimate include the bucket?
 metallica: Okay I take one for golfballs and then another one for sh*t, please.
 Amy Housewine: That'll learn 'em. Little bastard golf balls.
 charlemagne: you'd be better off spending that money on bottles of water and fibre
 GiveMePlus: No shit
 killme: i usually eat 17 golf balls at a meal tho
Image 213323   11-04-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
296
 
 Mr Bleak: Are we making a deposit or a withdrawal today madam?
 watwatwat: So that's where they come from. My parents lied!
 BlarfyB: @9mm I think it makes its own 'sauce.'
 El hefe: You need go get your custody order ammended
 Not A Bot: for example: the creator of this 'meme'
 propro: Trading your kid for a cheeseburger eh? I've been there...
 addend: I've heard of the kids' meal, but this is ridiculous! *ba-dum tiss*
Image 213322   11-04-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
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