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273626  sparename: Never smile at a rockodile

273614  sparename: "I ain't no stool-fridgeon!"

273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

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273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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Score:
630
 
 Mr Bleak: "Satan in a babygrow"
 Hosebag: @Felicity I literally laughed out loud, +1 on Star Trek.
 AFanOfSprite: This is tranya!
 Synthetic Messiah: The infancy of Ming the Merciless.
 Amy Housewine: @Hosebag I better write this down.
 Hosebag: @Amy Housewine No, they have other uses! You can set them at the door and they can be a little baby doorstop.
 addend: Somehow works well with the leopard print.
 Mr. Whiskers: An this whole time...Ive just been drawing dicks on babies!
 tib gubb: drawing on baby is a fun activity, and will probably lead to strange psychological development later in life for lasting fun!
 night shift: "that's my secret: I'm always angry!"
 Amy Housewine: At last, a use for babies!
Image 213331   11-04-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
469
 
 athiest: It was a spottier age. A hattier time.
Image 213330   11-04-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
295
 
 pewdiepie: When you see Elon Musk's concept drawings your mind will be blown.
 elmstreet: This will revolutionize public transportation as we know it.
Image 213329   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
208
 
 Ulillillia: Date night
Image 213328   11-04-17   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
235
 
 Haute and sweaty: And I'm your sweet baby boy, Griffin McElroy.
 ratwa: Im an only. All the rules applied to me
 Ulillillia: Am youngest, somehow missed out on rules not applying to me
Image 213327   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
411
 
 Drunk Orc: Dammit Odie
 Larry Xmas: Great picture, even (especially) without the impact font.
 Jabberwikket: Watch out Rock, that cat's got a mean left hook
 Teechur: FUS RO DOG!
 Cami: Meowser Martial Arts.
Image 213326   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
823
 
 The Turks: Gruff the crime dog
 Jabberwikket: "Is the vacuum gone yet?"
 BavidDowie: Clifford. Ain't got nothing. On. Me.
 El hefe: Default wallpaper Micaelsoft Binbows
 Not A Bot: El Butto
 tib gubb: get ready for such a borking as has never been borked before
 Teechur: Landscapador Retriever.
 charmander: Giant Dog you are doing me a frighten.
 imaginary gf: *cue Also sprach Zarathustra*
Image 213325   11-04-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
62
 
 tib gubb: sticker price, $25,000
 jazzjunkie: iBike
Image 213324   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
335
 
 uncannie: Minus 3 on the Bristol Stool Chart.
 Beef Supreme: Big deal. I have an American Standard nodded with a 5 gallon tank that can take down an entire track suit in a single flush.
 tib gubb: i don't know if mankind is ready for this level of responsibility
 Volwen: But does that estimate include the bucket?
 metallica: Okay I take one for golfballs and then another one for sh*t, please.
 Amy Housewine: That'll learn 'em. Little bastard golf balls.
 charlemagne: you'd be better off spending that money on bottles of water and fibre
 GiveMePlus: No shit
 killme: i usually eat 17 golf balls at a meal tho
Image 213323   11-04-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
296
 
 Mr Bleak: Are we making a deposit or a withdrawal today madam?
 watwatwat: So that's where they come from. My parents lied!
 BlarfyB: @9mm I think it makes its own 'sauce.'
 El hefe: You need go get your custody order ammended
 Not A Bot: for example: the creator of this 'meme'
 propro: Trading your kid for a cheeseburger eh? I've been there...
 addend: I've heard of the kids' meal, but this is ridiculous! *ba-dum tiss*
Image 213322   11-04-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
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