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253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

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Score:
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 Haute and sweaty: And I'm your sweet baby boy, Griffin McElroy.
 ratwa: Im an only. All the rules applied to me
 Ulillillia: Am youngest, somehow missed out on rules not applying to me
Image 213327   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
411
 
 Drunk Orc: Dammit Odie
 VeeKay: Great picture, even (especially) without the impact font.
 Jabberwikket: Watch out Rock, that cat's got a mean left hook
 Teechur: FUS RO DOG!
 Cami: Meowser Martial Arts.
Image 213326   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
823
 
 VeeKay: Gruff the crime dog
 Jabberwikket: "Is the vacuum gone yet?"
 BavidDowie: Clifford. Ain't got nothing. On. Me.
 El hefe: Default wallpaper Micaelsoft Binbows
 Not A Bot: El Butto
 tib gubb: get ready for such a borking as has never been borked before
 Teechur: Landscapador Retriever.
 charmander: Giant Dog you are doing me a frighten.
 imaginary gf: *cue Also sprach Zarathustra*
Image 213325   11-04-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
62
 
 tib gubb: sticker price, $25,000
 jazzjunkie: iBike
Image 213324   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
335
 
 VeeKay: Minus 3 on the Bristol Stool Chart.
 Beef Supreme: Big deal. I have an American Standard nodded with a 5 gallon tank that can take down an entire track suit in a single flush.
 tib gubb: i don't know if mankind is ready for this level of responsibility
 Volwen: But does that estimate include the bucket?
 metallica: Okay I take one for golfballs and then another one for sh*t, please.
 Amy Housewine: That'll learn 'em. Little bastard golf balls.
 charlemagne: you'd be better off spending that money on bottles of water and fibre
 GiveMePlus: No shit
 killme: i usually eat 17 golf balls at a meal tho
Image 213323   11-04-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
296
 
 Mr Bleak: Are we making a deposit or a withdrawal today madam?
 watwatwat: So that's where they come from. My parents lied!
 BlarfyB: @9mm I think it makes its own 'sauce.'
 El hefe: You need go get your custody order ammended
 Not A Bot: for example: the creator of this 'meme'
 propro: Trading your kid for a cheeseburger eh? I've been there...
 addend: I've heard of the kids' meal, but this is ridiculous! *ba-dum tiss*
Image 213322   11-04-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
179
 
 Science: @Mr Bleak: Eh, things happen when you're really, really drunk.
 Mr Bleak: @Science Learn to chew.
 Science: I had Cap'n Crunch after a long night of drinking once. Whole pieces of cereal came through my nose when I threw up later. It hurt. A lot.
 BavidDowie: I prefer Beerios.
 kazzy94: Breakfast of champions. I've done this.
 addend: "Serving suggestion".
 Fiasco: i love cheap beer. i love lucky charms, but damn, thats dedication though.
Image 213321   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
537
 
 apoxia: It's not really about predeterminism. It's about the laws of physics governing how the neurons in your brain fire and therefore determining your actions in spite of any belief you have in your free will be make decisions.
 Hosebag: Determinism, we meet again old friend.
 Niels Bohr: Slap the shit outta him and be like "sorry predetermined universe and all that."
 RainbowTornado: Reader beware you're in for a scare
 Haute and sweaty: I'm wondering how neuroscience was the discipline to make this assertion.
 addend: Much better than old-timey neuroscience.
Image 213320   11-04-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
479
 
 Mr. Shine: OH NO THIS IS GARLIC CRUST!!!!
 a robot: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU EAT PIZZA
 kensin: Count Floyd Comix
 Ulillillia: Finally a vampire movie I woul watch
 addend: Mmm... pancakes.
 mission2mars: no no no, Dracula. go back to blood, you dont belong there...
Image 213319   11-04-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
84
 
 addend: "...and that's how I came up with the recipe for peaches and beans."
 Mr. Shine: I want to play a game.
 Not A Bot: This is a weird pokemon.
 charlemagne: who wants mystery meals?
Image 213318   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
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