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269068  Theimposter: They do both look happy.

269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova(food)

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

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268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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Score:
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 Haute and sweaty: And I'm your sweet baby boy, Griffin McElroy.
 ratwa: Im an only. All the rules applied to me
 Ulillillia: Am youngest, somehow missed out on rules not applying to me
Image 213327   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
411
 
 Drunk Orc: Dammit Odie
 VeeKay: Great picture, even (especially) without the impact font.
 Jabberwikket: Watch out Rock, that cat's got a mean left hook
 Teechur: FUS RO DOG!
 Cami: Meowser Martial Arts.
Image 213326   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
823
 
 VeeKay: Gruff the crime dog
 Jabberwikket: "Is the vacuum gone yet?"
 BavidDowie: Clifford. Ain't got nothing. On. Me.
 El hefe: Default wallpaper Micaelsoft Binbows
 Not A Bot: El Butto
 tib gubb: get ready for such a borking as has never been borked before
 Teechur: Landscapador Retriever.
 charmander: Giant Dog you are doing me a frighten.
 imaginary gf: *cue Also sprach Zarathustra*
Image 213325   11-04-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
62
 
 tib gubb: sticker price, $25,000
 jazzjunkie: iBike
Image 213324   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
335
 
 VeeKay: Minus 3 on the Bristol Stool Chart.
 Beef Supreme: Big deal. I have an American Standard nodded with a 5 gallon tank that can take down an entire track suit in a single flush.
 tib gubb: i don't know if mankind is ready for this level of responsibility
 Volwen: But does that estimate include the bucket?
 metallica: Okay I take one for golfballs and then another one for sh*t, please.
 Amy Housewine: That'll learn 'em. Little bastard golf balls.
 charlemagne: you'd be better off spending that money on bottles of water and fibre
 GiveMePlus: No shit
 killme: i usually eat 17 golf balls at a meal tho
Image 213323   11-04-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
296
 
 Mr Bleak: Are we making a deposit or a withdrawal today madam?
 watwatwat: So that's where they come from. My parents lied!
 BlarfyB: @9mm I think it makes its own 'sauce.'
 El hefe: You need go get your custody order ammended
 Not A Bot: for example: the creator of this 'meme'
 propro: Trading your kid for a cheeseburger eh? I've been there...
 addend: I've heard of the kids' meal, but this is ridiculous! *ba-dum tiss*
Image 213322   11-04-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
179
 
 Science: @Mr Bleak: Eh, things happen when you're really, really drunk.
 Mr Bleak: @Science Learn to chew.
 Science: I had Cap'n Crunch after a long night of drinking once. Whole pieces of cereal came through my nose when I threw up later. It hurt. A lot.
 BavidDowie: I prefer Beerios.
 kazzy94: Breakfast of champions. I've done this.
 addend: "Serving suggestion".
 Fiasco: i love cheap beer. i love lucky charms, but damn, thats dedication though.
Image 213321   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
537
 
 apoxia: It's not really about predeterminism. It's about the laws of physics governing how the neurons in your brain fire and therefore determining your actions in spite of any belief you have in your free will be make decisions.
 Hosebag: Determinism, we meet again old friend.
 Niels Bohr: Slap the shit outta him and be like "sorry predetermined universe and all that."
 RainbowTornado: Reader beware you're in for a scare
 Haute and sweaty: I'm wondering how neuroscience was the discipline to make this assertion.
 addend: Much better than old-timey neuroscience.
Image 213320   11-04-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
479
 
 Mr. Shine: OH NO THIS IS GARLIC CRUST!!!!
 a robot: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU EAT PIZZA
 kensin: Count Floyd Comix
 Ulillillia: Finally a vampire movie I woul watch
 addend: Mmm... pancakes.
 mission2mars: no no no, Dracula. go back to blood, you dont belong there...
Image 213319   11-04-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
84
 
 addend: "...and that's how I came up with the recipe for peaches and beans."
 Mr. Shine: I want to play a game.
 Not A Bot: This is a weird pokemon.
 charlemagne: who wants mystery meals?
Image 213318   11-04-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
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