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268108  barfolomew: This is like the definition of rad.

268116  barfolomew: The more buttons you have, the more important you are.

268121  barfolomew: Full credit for going for it.

268124  barfolomew: Clearly plotting your death.

268128  Mad Collager: P-p-p-p-p-pupper face

268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

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11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 winwolf: @Not A Bot I'd actually like to read more of this adventure.
 Mike Michael: Update of "Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song" looks lame.
 Not A Bot: You enter LEVEL 2 of the WAL-MART DUNGEON. Immediately you see a LEVEL 20 CENTAUR PRINCESS. "Yonder adventurer..." she beckons "Hath though seen an enchanted Amulent of the Waltons?" You turn to the party's cleric, who shakes his head disapprovingly. "This is a trap, bro" he whispers "She's probably one of those RC cola elementals in disguise."
 blue shoes: Watch your back sister.
 Bluetocracy: blue canary, that birdhouse in your hair will rock at the renaissance festival.
 San DoDo: Majestic
 Not A Bot: Penguin during his hillbilly biker days.
 Teechur: Dad and his daughter are spending quality time together.
 Catcat: @The Dog Dies I dunno, he seems super secure.
Image 213133   11-03-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
 avemaria: A world in which he doesn't notice when I am out at the bar scoring all night.
 Stephen Milkmus: Does it involve choking on rails of cocaine?
 RiderFan: Now kiss.
 Bluetocracy: oooh, I thought it said 'Everclear' at first
 WTF: ...said no woman ever about EverQuest.
 a sedated moose: AHAHAHHAHAHA HAHA
 Catcat: You're better off getting roofied.
 youshall: 10/10 would drink.
 tib gubb: this is totally 100% accurate
Image 213132   11-03-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
 99.9 Percent: Ass can't come to the front right now. He has a big box of cancer to deal with.
 SpaceCow: First name, Jack.
 FarmerWalk: That's Mr Ass to you.
 Prostata: ask and you may receive
 San DoDo: Hello Mr Donkey
 WTF: This rarely works
 Catcat: What about ASS TO ASS?
Image 213131   11-03-17   Uploaded by    augustus
 flatluigi: The camera angle makes it seem oddly futuristic
 Catcat: Some lesbians went to McDonalds.
 Teechur: "He's opened up a whole new world for me!"
Image 213130   11-03-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 WaffleIron: that's the discretized version of the curve, yeah.
 charlemagne: what about the remains of the biscuits that have broken while they were getting dunked and have settled at the bottom of the cup, don't they provide some kind of insulation
 fanny: obviously because of science
 a sedated moose: @piranharama then you're not drinking it fast enough!
 flushpuppy: @Teechur I associate myself with your low standards. *pat on the back*
 Teechur: @redpeepee Coffee reheated in the microwave (I'm a monster with low standards) does not stay hot for as long as fresh coffee. Haven't figured out why.
 piranharama: As an Australian, I can say the inverse applies to beer as well
Image 213129   11-03-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
 Sadbot: @sparenamelaptopdied Obama turned my moths into gay crop dusters
 nerdhulk: Needs a shave.
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Sadbot Chemtrails, dude
 fanny: holy fuck gave me an actual shiver. RAD!
 Side Boob: The Upside Down is leaking again
 Sadbot: Creatonotos gang moth, after sifting through a bunch of shit articles of "lol, nightmare fuel!". No need to worry, those things are just pheromone dispersers. Just a weird looking horny dude bug.
 a sedated moose: Oh good, a fresh new hell!
 Mr. Shine: *chittering intensifies*
 Catcat: @apoxia Flamethrower target
 tomatosaws: For fucking fuck sake GET THE FLAMETHROWER
 apoxia: What the fuck is this thing?!!
 Sage: @Felicity Or it could be from Australia.
 John Blender: That cannot be from Earth
Image 213128   11-03-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 RiderFan: That is a good deal for fries.
 Catcat: @afroking Made from trees.
 ppr4: Won't be beat? *starts beatboxing*
 Cami: @myrealname Grant is doing it on purpose.
 tib gubb: please no fry shaming
Image 213127   11-03-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 Nymphomania: @Peach thank you lol no recognition for the set up line;(
 Peach: @Bohab @Yurishiro Amazing teamwork on that one.
 Bohab: @Yurishiro elijah would
 pawsies: I don't get it
Image 213126   11-03-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
 Rhombo Dimple: Not the least bit gruntled.
Image 213125   11-03-17   Uploaded by    Jak
 Catcat: @Felicity Try Doritors/MMORPG
 meh: @Felicity lol yes, also is he Justin Timberlake?
 fisto: Still not bad
Image 213124   11-03-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
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