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258650  Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.

258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

258731  sparename: Books Fizz..

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258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258568 VoR: Super glue

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

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 winwolf: @Not A Bot I'd actually like to read more of this adventure.
 Mike Michael: Update of "Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song" looks lame.
 Not A Bot: You enter LEVEL 2 of the WAL-MART DUNGEON. Immediately you see a LEVEL 20 CENTAUR PRINCESS. "Yonder adventurer..." she beckons "Hath though seen an enchanted Amulent of the Waltons?" You turn to the party's cleric, who shakes his head disapprovingly. "This is a trap, bro" he whispers "She's probably one of those RC cola elementals in disguise."
 blue shoes: Watch your back sister.
 Bluetocracy: blue canary, that birdhouse in your hair will rock at the renaissance festival.
 San DoDo: Majestic
 Not A Bot: Penguin during his hillbilly biker days.
 Teechur: Dad and his daughter are spending quality time together.
 Catcat: @The Dog Dies I dunno, he seems super secure.
Image 213133   11-03-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
 avemaria: A world in which he doesn't notice when I am out at the bar scoring all night.
 Stephen Milkmus: Does it involve choking on rails of cocaine?
 RiderFan: Now kiss.
 Bluetocracy: oooh, I thought it said 'Everclear' at first
 WTF: ...said no woman ever about EverQuest.
 a sedated moose: AHAHAHHAHAHA HAHA
 Catcat: You're better off getting roofied.
 youshall: 10/10 would drink.
 tib gubb: this is totally 100% accurate
Image 213132   11-03-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
 99.9 Percent: Ass can't come to the front right now. He has a big box of cancer to deal with.
 SpaceCow: First name, Jack.
 FarmerWalk: That's Mr Ass to you.
 Prostata: ask and you may receive
 San DoDo: Hello Mr Donkey
 WTF: This rarely works
 Catcat: What about ASS TO ASS?
Image 213131   11-03-17   Uploaded by    augustus
 flatluigi: The camera angle makes it seem oddly futuristic
 Catcat: Some lesbians went to McDonalds.
 Teechur: "He's opened up a whole new world for me!"
Image 213130   11-03-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 WaffleIron: that's the discretized version of the curve, yeah.
 charlemagne: what about the remains of the biscuits that have broken while they were getting dunked and have settled at the bottom of the cup, don't they provide some kind of insulation
 fanny: obviously because of science
 a sedated moose: @piranharama then you're not drinking it fast enough!
 flushpuppy: @Teechur I associate myself with your low standards. *pat on the back*
 Teechur: @redpeepee Coffee reheated in the microwave (I'm a monster with low standards) does not stay hot for as long as fresh coffee. Haven't figured out why.
 piranharama: As an Australian, I can say the inverse applies to beer as well
Image 213129   11-03-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
 Sadbot: @sparenamelaptopdied Obama turned my moths into gay crop dusters
 nerdhulk: Needs a shave.
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Sadbot Chemtrails, dude
 fanny: holy fuck gave me an actual shiver. RAD!
 Side Boob: The Upside Down is leaking again
 Sadbot: Creatonotos gang moth, after sifting through a bunch of shit articles of "lol, nightmare fuel!". No need to worry, those things are just pheromone dispersers. Just a weird looking horny dude bug.
 a sedated moose: Oh good, a fresh new hell!
 Mr. Shine: *chittering intensifies*
 Catcat: @apoxia Flamethrower target
 tomatosaws: For fucking fuck sake GET THE FLAMETHROWER
 apoxia: What the fuck is this thing?!!
 Sage: @Felicity Or it could be from Australia.
 John Blender: That cannot be from Earth
Image 213128   11-03-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 RiderFan: That is a good deal for fries.
 Catcat: @afroking Made from trees.
 ppr4: Won't be beat? *starts beatboxing*
 Cami: @myrealname Grant is doing it on purpose.
 tib gubb: please no fry shaming
Image 213127   11-03-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 Nymphomania: @Peach thank you lol no recognition for the set up line;(
 Peach: @Bohab @Yurishiro Amazing teamwork on that one.
 Bohab: @Yurishiro elijah would
 pawsies: I don't get it
Image 213126   11-03-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
 Rhombo Dimple: Not the least bit gruntled.
Image 213125   11-03-17   Uploaded by    Jak
 Catcat: @Felicity Try Doritors/MMORPG
 meh: @Felicity lol yes, also is he Justin Timberlake?
 fisto: Still not bad
Image 213124   11-03-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
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