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249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

249675  FabricMan: Employees only

249687  SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.

249689  GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?

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8. jochenau
9. dangerkeith3000
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249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249660 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249608 Prostata: BRB...

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

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 8. Not A Bot: 2365 points
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10. Warrax: 1992 points
11. aeroaero: 1878 points
12. catheter: 1820 points
13. silver: 1745 points
14. logono: 1629 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 Mr Bleak: My spare room looked like this for 13 years after we moved here ... *blush*
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia I am a delicate snowflake, after all.
 Ulillillia: @Dr Awkward Triggered
 Dr Awkward: @pawsies @Bernie 2016 Why "she"? I see no clues to a gender related to this box apocalypse.
 PenguinBartender: "Your authority is not recognized in fort kickass."
 RainbowTornado: @Bernie 2016 no way
 Knice: We just moved and this is like my garage. It's a solid cube of belongings right now, as if Sanford & Son had built the Borg ship. :-(
 Catcat: @Cyka Gotta keep those cum jars organized.
Image 212954   11-02-17   Uploaded by    bobby
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: 'Missed it by thaaaat much' - Maxwell Smart
 Yurishiro: The car throwing competition did not end well this year.
 Hosebag: Just a normal maryland driver here.
 ignatz: Awww, just missed
Image 212953   11-02-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
 SpaceCow: No matter how much he says "I don't want anything this year", you know he would at least take a gift card.
 Whatever: He knows its better to give than receive, so give him all your goodies
Image 212952   11-02-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
 VeeKay: To think in terms of either pessimism or optimism oversimplifies the truth. The problem is to see reality as it is
 DrinkMixMan: This is fine.
 Cami: @WTF North Atlantic for a few days? I have news for you.
 copunter: lonely girl finds pillow
 Yurishiro: Now full of rocks, for a quick and relatively painless death.
 Whatever: 3. Get eaten by a shark
 WTF: "Just what I need... to float around the North Atlantic for several days, clinging to a pillow full of beer farts."
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Where's my complimentary pack of dehydrated kittens?"
Image 212951   11-02-17   Uploaded by    robford
 Mumbles: Not the hero you want or the hero you need.
 wolfpk: Because I'm Fatman!
 Cami: No hat jokes M'Batman?
 Sadbot: You merely adopted the donut, I was born into it
 Yurishiro: Martman, what your groceries deserve.
 originaluser: Meanwhile, down in Trump County...
 Fawks: by Rob Liefeld
 Knice: The hero we dessert.
 ignatz: I'm Fatman
Image 212950   11-02-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 VeeKay: Live the actual moment. Only this actual moment is life
 Otterman: My reaction to running
 Frum Temps: Username/upload combo?
 tib gubb: I suppose you'll want a trophy now
 a robot: Ok.
 addend: Zoom in to see his thumbs-down.
Image 212949   11-02-17   Uploaded by    sports
 BavidDowie: @AFanOfSprite or the ones with a story none of their friends believe!
 Yurishiro: Is the sky pissing in the sea?
 PenguinBartender: @pirate Please don't provoke it into picking up sharks. I... I just can't take another sequel.
Image 212948   11-02-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Image 212947 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

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 Mr Bleak: Stealth parking level : 8/10
 VeeKay: Sweet.
 Korrok: I'm okay with this.
 Donut:'s shy.
 Whatever: Looks like that senior is pushing down the daisies- good for them
Image 212946   11-02-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
 VeeKay: Three things can not hide for long: the Moon, the Sun and the Truth.
 SpaceCow: Bobs Burgers. Helping lazy people appear "in costume" since 2011.
 Smorlacks: Awesome! On Monday I saw a cute male Tina at the hot dog restaurant that dresses up as Bobs Burgers every year
 Not A Bot: that oughta stop unwanted calls
 Yurishiro: This tina needs an hairclip
 Otterman: He seems nice.
 Himesama: If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.
 ChubbyBuddy: nnnngggh
Image 212945   11-02-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
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