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233218  ignatz: Welp, you might as well run with it..

233203  mexican: Rude.

233225  Not A Bot: weakest gun show ever

233206  a robot: *sung to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's 'I Want Candy'* I HATE CHRISTMAS

233220  Shay: I don't know what's more confusing: the cutout anime guy or being served a tin bowl of Jiffy Pop for dinner.

233217  a robot: @Peter Pantsless Yay, you're purple again! :D

233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

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1. zrj235
2. Robespierre
3. Teechur
4. glenalec
5. VeeKay
6. Mr. Shine
7. Felicity
8. Ulillillia
9. carpwoman
10. Yurishiro

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233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE…

233166 Mr. Whiskers: Hep the titis

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

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Scoo uploaded 232798 (1348 points)
ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1248 points)
PlzPlzMe uploaded 232775 (1240 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 19217 points
 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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 Mr Bleak: My spare room looked like this for 13 years after we moved here ... *blush*
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia I am a delicate snowflake, after all.
 Ulillillia: @Dr Awkward Triggered
 Dr Awkward: @pawsies @Bernie 2016 Why "she"? I see no clues to a gender related to this box apocalypse.
 PenguinBartender: "Your authority is not recognized in fort kickass."
 RainbowTornado: @Bernie 2016 no way
 Knice: We just moved and this is like my garage. It's a solid cube of belongings right now, as if Sanford & Son had built the Borg ship. :-(
 Catcat: @Cyka Gotta keep those cum jars organized.
Image 212954   11-02-17   Uploaded by    bobby
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: 'Missed it by thaaaat much' - Maxwell Smart
 Yurishiro: The car throwing competition did not end well this year.
 Hosebag: Just a normal maryland driver here.
 ignatz: Awww, just missed
Image 212953   11-02-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
 SpaceCow: No matter how much he says "I don't want anything this year", you know he would at least take a gift card.
 Whatever: He knows its better to give than receive, so give him all your goodies
Image 212952   11-02-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
 VeeKay: To think in terms of either pessimism or optimism oversimplifies the truth. The problem is to see reality as it is
 DrinkMixMan: This is fine.
 Cami: @WTF North Atlantic for a few days? I have news for you.
 copunter: lonely girl finds pillow
 Yurishiro: Now full of rocks, for a quick and relatively painless death.
 Whatever: 3. Get eaten by a shark
 WTF: "Just what I need... to float around the North Atlantic for several days, clinging to a pillow full of beer farts."
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Where's my complimentary pack of dehydrated kittens?"
Image 212951   11-02-17   Uploaded by    robford
 glenalec: Not the hero you want or the hero you need.
 wolfpk: Because I'm Fatman!
 Cami: No hat jokes M'Batman?
 Sadbot: You merely adopted the donut, I was born into it
 Yurishiro: Martman, what your groceries deserve.
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, down in Trump County...
 Fawks: by Rob Liefeld
 Knice: The hero we dessert.
 ignatz: I'm Fatman
Image 212950   11-02-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 VeeKay: Live the actual moment. Only this actual moment is life
 Otterman: My reaction to running
 Robespierre: Username/upload combo?
 tib gubb: I suppose you'll want a trophy now
 a robot: Ok.
 addend: Zoom in to see his thumbs-down.
Image 212949   11-02-17   Uploaded by    sports
 BavidDowie: @AFanOfSprite or the ones with a story none of their friends believe!
 Yurishiro: Is the sky pissing in the sea?
 PenguinBartender: @pirate Please don't provoke it into picking up sharks. I... I just can't take another sequel.
Image 212948   11-02-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Image 212947 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bad tony. Your image was bad, bad tony.
 Mr Bleak: Stealth parking level : 8/10
 VeeKay: Sweet.
 Korrok: I'm okay with this.
 Donut:'s shy.
 Whatever: Looks like that senior is pushing down the daisies- good for them
Image 212946   11-02-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
 VeeKay: Three things can not hide for long: the Moon, the Sun and the Truth.
 SpaceCow: Bobs Burgers. Helping lazy people appear "in costume" since 2011.
 Felicity: Awesome! On Monday I saw a cute male Tina at the hot dog restaurant that dresses up as Bobs Burgers every year
 Not A Bot: that oughta stop unwanted calls
 Yurishiro: This tina needs an hairclip
 Otterman: He seems nice.
 Himesama: If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.
 ChubbyBuddy: nnnngggh
Image 212945   11-02-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
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