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249642  Side Boob: Please teach your kids how properly to hold family pets!

249630  charlemagne: that is a lead collar though

249639  Air Biscuit: Futuristic zero-g sportsball goal?

249640  Air Biscuit: Time to hang em high dry

249591  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249638  Otterman: Don't judge us

249582  grizzly: How did he fuck up so much?

249636  Mr. Butt: @WTF Holy fuck, what's up with the tennis shoe collecting? I thought I was the only one who noticed that...

249608  WannaBee: He wants to find Nibbler.

249636  Passive: Can't imagine why the artist is single....

249633  Greek Fire: In nomine felis

249640  WTF: I thought they were designed to take one out of every three quarters.

249635  WTF: @VeeKay "Not so Fast, 3/4 Furious"

249636  WTF: Watching some of the people I work with, married life with no kids is go out to eat every night and buy multiple pairs of fancy tennis shoes.

249636  Side Boob: I guess three out of 4 isn't bad?

249479  Side Boob: Lisa Simpson 2020

249609  antipatterns: Those are great charging cables

249619  antipatterns: I think it's just bad lighting here guys c'mon now

249625  antipatterns: I bet that place has some damn good deals though

249635  Felicity: Hey Giorgy

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1. Felicity
2. tib gubb
3. Yurishiro
4. Telkwa
5. WTF
6. Air Biscuit
7. jochenau
8. dangerkeith3000
9. Not A Bot
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249591 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!



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wordjones uploaded 249148 (1560 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 249525 (1127 points)
fanny uploaded 249146 (1097 points)
logono uploaded 249488 (1017 points)
Side Boob uploaded 249412 (987 points)
Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (982 points)
arctic fox uploaded 249377 (969 points)
bigbison uploaded 249528 (969 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (917 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (843 points)
Jack Daniels uploaded 249328 (819 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)
canada uploaded 249189 (805 points)


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 1. Supermansbrother: 9253 points
 2. Side Boob: 5839 points
 3. fanny: 4366 points
 4. barfolomew: 4219 points
 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3087 points
 7. Not A Bot: 2906 points
 8. wordjones: 2172 points
 9. Vanna: 2022 points
10. Warrax: 1990 points
11. aeroaero: 1878 points
12. catheter: 1820 points
13. silver: 1745 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. logono: 1607 points
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 WTF: Lately I've seen signs for express lanes that say "About 15 items"
 Derp Herpigan: Red circle is at it again!
 Amy Housewine: I lost count halfway through the second hand.
Image 212834   11-01-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Image 212833 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sir toke a lot. Your image was bad, sir toke a lot.
Score:
296
 
 usernamee: You can smell the pimple-cream.
 WTF: @Amy Housewine ...and to think he was in those Home Alone movies before becoming a musician.
 Ulillillia: troll level 1997
 Amy Housewine: Kirk O'Bane is my favourite member.
 Prostata: troll level 2005
Image 212832   11-01-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
77
 
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Image 212831   11-01-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
200
 
 robford: Fugu me! FUGU ME!
 PenguinBartender: "Look how big I am! I will choke the shit out of you if you try to eat me! So, um, can I go back to breathing water now, please?"
 Prostata: Fart Proudly my friends. Fart Proudly!
 a robot: Put it BACK
 Prostata: @dingding i'm a dude and trust me we don't care if you fart
 Amy Housewine: My sister had the same problem.
 Ulillillia: same
Image 212830   11-01-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
247
 
 Mr Bleak: Jenga: Professional Edition.
 Soviette: I think I brought enough for the weekend
 Dan Tagonistic: No human would stack suitcases like this
 savvoy: I'm super impressed.
 fanny: next is gonna be one of those z shaped pieces and you'll never find a spot for it in time GAME OVER
Image 212829   11-01-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
203
 
 well duh: Wow; for a second, I was wondering who abused the word "liver" enough to trigger a switcherino. Never mind, carry on Aggronauts.
 well duh: Shoulder
 VeeKay: Weird carry-on. Never get THAT in the overhead locker.
Image 212828   11-01-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
165
 
 VeeKay: Oh yeah I'm a reaper man, Every good thing, I kill it dead, Oh yeah I'm a hooligan, Out in the street making a mess.
 VoR: Drone drone drone all day long
 copunter: @Not a Bot
Image 212827   11-01-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Image 212826 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by leia. We'll pray for you, leia.
Score:
205
 
 Dick Inspector: The elevators in the building where my department is located arw notoriously slow, it's more like waiting for Godot.
 Teechur: The elevator in our skool is painfully slow, too.
 booger: The fast track to Morris Day.
 Amy Housewine: The device that they use to build the times.
 dobbiesdoogs: i suppose because of velocity time dilation, you will arrive at an infinitesimally tiny fraction of nanoseconds in the future, so i guess it works
 Christina: It takes your time away.
Image 212825   11-01-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
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