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269116  Annoying Vegan : Please do not kill bees. There are people you can call who will relocate them for free.

269125  flushpuppy: Top 10 anime battles

269092  dangerkeith3000: Or send a polaroid picture like I did.

269097  dangerkeith3000: They knew. THEY KNEW!

269107  dangerkeith3000: Haha somebody skeet on his face.

269108  dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

269111  dangerkeith3000: Looks like someone busted a nut.

269112  dangerkeith3000: Faberge avocado

269116  dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.

269117  dangerkeith3000: @MrBoffo He's talking to a five-cow chick but tells her she's only worth 3 cows.

269108  SunWukong: Not flying anywhere.

269118  dangerkeith3000: She's leaving room for Jesus.

269111  SunWukong: Just set the seats on fire and walk away.

269116  SunWukong: I see no way this could go wrong.

269051  trelyate: this is my religion

269098  MrBoffo: Not particularly floofy

269109  Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity

268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

269112  trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house

269116  trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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10. beyardo: 1726 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. glowstick: 1449 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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Score:
296
 
 Whatever: What were you thinking when you got fried clam ice cream in 1977?
 Mr. Shine: WTF Bob
 addend: "Waiter, cancel the calamari."
 dobbiesdoogs: he now works at tmi friday's
Image 212736   11-01-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
461
 
 copunter: frat party tactics ON POINT, but PLAYIN ZONE
 moogerator: I have an acquiantance who keeps mentioning his big ugly sister (his words)...maybe he wants people to be pleasantly surprised
 sparenamelaptopdied: I taught my kids that people who are nice to look at aren't always nice to talk to, and v.v.
 Mr. Shine: I used this in my online personals ad. The one that first attracted my wife was titled something like "Beast seeks Beauty."
 Teechur: Don't be too hard on yourself. In terms of being ok-looking, you are well above average.
 tib gubb: "i don't care what anybody says, you're really average"
Image 212735   11-01-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
167
 
 addend: Norton Hucklethorpe, Jr., would later be known as the father of water-skiing.
Image 212734   11-01-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
228
 
 augustus: Moss always grows on the north...Peter North
 piranharama: Got wood
 AlexDeLarge: Trenis
 addend: (Shaves moss.)
 Ulillillia: I am Groot.
 rory: The giving tree, adult edition.
Image 212733   11-01-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
320
 
 copunter: out of frame: pony, as promised
 Mr. Shine: *hypersonic screech*
 charlemagne: 'it's people! soylent green is people!'
 someguynameded: Scream and the world screams with you.
Image 212732   11-01-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
178
 
 Mr. Shine: "I get that it's factually accurate, Dennis, but why did you insist we build it? And with tax dollars?"
 Ulillillia: *pfffrt*
Image 212731   11-01-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
486
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Happy Birthday!" .. "Oh great, another f**king hat"
 Amy Housewine: Headhorn. Which is in fact the usual way of horns.
 wolfpk: ...."I need a soccer ball. Wait, problem solved!"
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 a robot: "Bodies are for hookers and fat people! All I need is a wad of cash with a head wrapped around it!"
Image 212730   10-31-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
182
 
Image 212729   10-31-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
169
 
 waxymom: @Mr. Shine I'm thinking Thunderbirds..
 Mr. Shine: Disney?
Image 212728   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
330
 
 Ulillillia: bidet*
 wolfpk: So what, four urnals
 Whatever: This is perfectly normal and sanitary according to Oklahoma regulations meant to spur job growth
Image 212727   10-31-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
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