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273614  sparename: "I ain't no stool-fridgeon!"

273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

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273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare



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 On Spec: @Christina Man alive
 Christina: @Dr Awkward High performance cheese and butter.
 Christina: Never mind, Reginald.
 jochenau: @melted plastic The comic is Nedroid Picture Diary by Anthony Clark.
 charlemagne: @melted plastic antony something on nedroid.com
 Dr Awkward: @dirtstick Super high altitude is an annorexic agent, so it is really hard to be hungry for anything. When reinhold messner did his solo ascent without oxygen, he brought bits of Parmesan cheese, of all things. I thInk both the butter and cheese are old school methods, there are now better performance food options.
Image 212582   10-31-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
317
 
 toad: Which 1960s Batman villain do you hench for?
 Hosebag: @Ulillillia I can smell the chemicals.
 Ulillillia: It's poetry in motion
Image 212581   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
314
 
 Hosebag: It was tested on Ken.
 Whatever: Be a scientist and test it yourself
 tib gubb: maybe it was "tested"
Image 212580   10-31-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
255
 
 E. HONDA: this is a door that will remain closed
 Teechur: Awesome! Scarlett Johansson! *click... Hey, where's Scarlett Johansson? AAAAaaaahhhh....
 Christina: Never mind, they will just cow away from you.
 tib gubb: i would probably steal them for nefarious purposes
Image 212579   10-31-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
213
 
 Hosebag: Her cookbook is titled "Recipes for Disaster"
 Porbo Mellus: The Godmother Part II
 nuke em: Who HASN'T done this at one time or another?
 charlemagne: please your majesty, you have a kitchen staff for good reason
 Whatever: Thats not how you snort cocaine granny
 El Barto: Grandma wants you to stop asking for her help in the kitchen.
 Mr. Shine: Alzheimer's isn't funny. Can we stop posting this?
 Knice: Rad for no caption.
Image 212578   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
514
 
 PenguinBartender: Rad for some sassy bitches. (The girl seems nice too)
Image 212577   10-31-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
336
 
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt I've had three! I will certainly grab another after this audi!
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly We had an Accord that lasted us almost two decades. They're dependable as hell.
 kornisjon: It's because of the special January offers and people like me who want to get in shape and keep forgetting how much they hate those places.
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt perfect Honda Accord sales event for me :(
 Mr. Butt: There is an ad for RSVP Vacations right below this...I love algorithms.
 Dr Awkward: I hate it when I'm on the elliptical and someone smashes me in the face with a chair
Image 212576   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
202
 
 Hosebag: Based on the car, I'd say no.
 originaluser: From Purdue, @dangerkeith3000? Colour me dubious.
 RimLickinGood: Got PhD...in Art History.
 Quackzy: Must be "ninja" Brian Wecht
 afroking: *doubt*
 Natch: No Got Taste
 Dr Awkward: I've thought about a vanity plate related to my degree. I mean, it's not called a modesty plate.
 tib gubb: for a second i thought it said 'pho'... way to get my hopes up
 charmander: Spoiler alert
Image 212575   10-31-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
400
 
 Hosebag: @WTF It's too late, he's seen us.
 bbbrandon: "Look mama! I farted out a bunny!"
 Whatever: Whats this from- Playboy Junior?
 WTF: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Image 212574   10-31-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
584
 
 grizzly: @Big Bong Theory his paws are duct taped together.
 NO JOKES: That person is NOT too sexy for their cat. What you think about that?
Image 212573   10-31-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
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