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262915  Robespierre: That's an odd neighborhood for a palace

262916  Robespierre: Vacancy of North Korea

262919  Robespierre: Into the Zoid Void

262931  WannaBee: I thought this was a Cheeto.

262942  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, enemy soldier. Just go ahead and shoot me so I don't get killed by that thing."

262932  Peter Pantsless: "I could totally take him."

262920  FabricMan: "14" != "14"u

262924  FabricMan: Doesn't anybody hoot anymore?!

262925  FabricMan: @Mr. Whiskers You had no trouble making a deposit at the bank...

262925  grizzly: Hacks

262922  Butcherboy: Dude youre getting a dell

262923  sparenamelaptopdied: "5mbx3"?

262938  Jolly Well: 145986

262938  Rocky XLVII: C'mon, Meegan!

262938  booger: She wants that cobbguana

262938  Jolly Well: I adore this one!

262930  Peter Pantsless: "Please leave the room."

262924  Mr. Whiskers: WHOOOO is he!?!?

262925  Mr. Whiskers: "Floating the Wagon Across" sounds like a euphemism for taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, if you know what I mean

262914  Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Whiskers I had like one game that actually worked with it. Too bad the game sucked

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

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262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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 On Spec: @Christina Man alive
 Christina: @Dr Awkward High performance cheese and butter.
 Christina: Never mind, Reginald.
 jochenau: @melted plastic The comic is Nedroid Picture Diary by Anthony Clark.
 charlemagne: @melted plastic antony something on nedroid.com
 Dr Awkward: @dirtstick Super high altitude is an annorexic agent, so it is really hard to be hungry for anything. When reinhold messner did his solo ascent without oxygen, he brought bits of Parmesan cheese, of all things. I thInk both the butter and cheese are old school methods, there are now better performance food options.
Image 212582   10-31-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
317
 
 toad: Which 1960s Batman villain do you hench for?
 Hosebag: @Ulillillia I can smell the chemicals.
 Ulillillia: It's poetry in motion
Image 212581   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
314
 
 Hosebag: It was tested on Ken.
 Whatever: Be a scientist and test it yourself
 tib gubb: maybe it was "tested"
Image 212580   10-31-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
255
 
 E. HONDA: this is a door that will remain closed
 Teechur: Awesome! Scarlett Johansson! *click... Hey, where's Scarlett Johansson? AAAAaaaahhhh....
 Christina: Never mind, they will just cow away from you.
 tib gubb: i would probably steal them for nefarious purposes
Image 212579   10-31-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
213
 
 Hosebag: Her cookbook is titled "Recipes for Disaster"
 Porbo Mellus: The Godmother Part II
 nuke em: Who HASN'T done this at one time or another?
 charlemagne: please your majesty, you have a kitchen staff for good reason
 Whatever: Thats not how you snort cocaine granny
 El Barto: Grandma wants you to stop asking for her help in the kitchen.
 Mr. Shine: Alzheimer's isn't funny. Can we stop posting this?
 Knice: Rad for no caption.
Image 212578   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
514
 
 PenguinBartender: Rad for some sassy bitches. (The girl seems nice too)
Image 212577   10-31-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
336
 
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt I've had three! I will certainly grab another after this audi!
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly We had an Accord that lasted us almost two decades. They're dependable as hell.
 kornisjon: It's because of the special January offers and people like me who want to get in shape and keep forgetting how much they hate those places.
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt perfect Honda Accord sales event for me :(
 Mr. Butt: There is an ad for RSVP Vacations right below this...I love algorithms.
 Dr Awkward: I hate it when I'm on the elliptical and someone smashes me in the face with a chair
Image 212576   10-31-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
202
 
 Hosebag: Based on the car, I'd say no.
 originaluser: From Purdue, @dangerkeith3000? Colour me dubious.
 RimLickinGood: Got PhD...in Art History.
 Quackzy: Must be "ninja" Brian Wecht
 VeeKay: *doubt*
 Natch: No Got Taste
 Dr Awkward: I've thought about a vanity plate related to my degree. I mean, it's not called a modesty plate.
 tib gubb: for a second i thought it said 'pho'... way to get my hopes up
 charmander: Spoiler alert
Image 212575   10-31-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
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 Hosebag: @WTF It's too late, he's seen us.
 bbbrandon: "Look mama! I farted out a bunny!"
 Whatever: Whats this from- Playboy Junior?
 WTF: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Image 212574   10-31-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
584
 
 grizzly: @Big Bong Theory his paws are duct taped together.
 NO JOKES: That person is NOT too sexy for their cat. What you think about that?
Image 212573   10-31-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
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