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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 Bluetocracy: huh. I guess that explains why I like Romania.
 kazzy94: Nap time just became a lot easier.
 Teechur: How do you get the tomato juice and celery stalk in there?
 Lantry: @SpaceCow i dunno, i would probably end up going at it with a knife and a cup
 SharkysMachine: Perfect for school lunches
 SpaceCow: It makes for a self limiting alcoholism. When you're too drunk to get the straw in, you're done drinking.
Image 212397   10-30-17   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
288
 
 Donut: Not yeeeeeeet. *wink wink*
 tib gubb: well it's mine!!!
 Christina: @Watch Out That's how the U key got pregnant.
Image 212396   10-30-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
263
 
 Sharkface: Too easy.
 Donut: Far be it to cling to the stereotype, but those have to be some pretty damn good donuts.
 itskando: Duh. Donuts are awesome
 SpaceCow: Only one came for the donuts. They had a heart attack and the rest were first on scene. Though they might be having a couple of eclairs while the paramedics come over.
 Morn Bumbies: Clich
Image 212395   10-30-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
332
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: here we see a titwobble in his natural habitat. also a sassquatch like creature.
 Donut: "TEACH ME TO BE BRITISH!"
 WTF: No mere mortal can resist the "evil" of the thriller.
 Christina: "You are not wearing proper attire."
Image 212394   10-30-17   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
324
 
 jazzjunkie: Who, me fall? Not today old friend.
 twitter: Dead man can't claim compo.
 Gluten Fee: Preparing to ascend El Capitan
 Whatever: Don't criticize the carpenter - he don't take it well...
 VeeKay: *Me to HR manager at disciplinary hearing* Surely to god, you can't expect anybody sane to accept this as being evidence of gross misconduct?
 SpaceCow: Getting ready to just hang out.
 funny in the wall: @WaffleIron eventually, we'll evolve Jesus
 funny in the wall: come on, dude, use the outside edge.
 WaffleIron: This is how we evolve the best carpenters. You think the acrophobic mountain goats got to stay in the gene pool?
 Prostata: OSHA approved!
 Christina: That's the way to make a suicide look like an accident.
 fakeplastic: Safety 1rd
 Extreme Locorito: Hes not even that high up, but in the event that he falls, hes going to #212390
Image 212393   10-30-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
435
 
 kornisjon: No no, that's too many legs.
 Mr. Shine: *chittering noises*
 SharkysMachine: @Christina that's some Oglaf shit there
 Christina: If I'm not mistaken, this critter has got 4 penises that it uses as legs as well.
 Knice: Yep, still nope.
Image 212392   10-30-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
576
 
 jazzjunkie: @Zukero I got these hands fair and square!
 Not A Bot: If the onion doesn't fit, you must acquit
 Prostata: the candy man can
 Side Boob: RAD for Sammy Davis Jr.
 Zukero: So the whites also stole the jazz hands?
Image 212391   10-30-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
219
 
 daver: I heard fruit poop themselves when they die.
 SpaceCow: "Yes Gary, I know it was in poor taste to say I was hung like Mr Smith here but I was never going to get another chance."
 Christina: A suicide apple is still an edible apple, and I am hungry.
 VoR: @WaffleIron He was always in the shadow of B2
 Christina: Poor apple.
 WaffleIron: Are you thinking what Im thinking B1?
Image 212390   10-30-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
401
 
 VoR: knit me
 Christina: Silent tentacle.
Image 212389   10-30-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Image 212388 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by shwoarty. Your image was bad, shwoarty.
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