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268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

268386  TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.

268384  Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.

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268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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 7. Annoying Vegan : 2018 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
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10. withak: 1640 points
11. Bacon Train: 1589 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
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14. east bay: 1480 points
15. originaluser: 1421 points
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 Dick Inspector: Je suis un ananas
 redmonkey3: ... now THAT'S going to require somw special shampoo & conditioner
 FabricMan: Whose head is a pineapple under the sea?
Image 211722   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
383
 
 Spazstatic: I had a friend who did web design. Clients would always change their minds and try and give him advice and then complain that the redesign looked worse. This would occur for several days and then they'd start getting frustrated that it was taking so long.
 WTF: "Consulting"
 BavidDowie: You're insufferable, I hire someone else. -$100
 blablabla: The client knows best. Unfortunately best was an angry alcoholic
 Shay: Art is all over
 copunter: collaboration is my passion
Image 211721   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
395
 
 Science: mylife.jpg
 Dr Awkward: @ChubbyBuddy Yeah, that's all important and stuff, but have you ever actually had KFC's Double Down? Because Damn.
 ChubbyBuddy: modern life is a series of momentary hedonistic indulgences marketed and sold to us on the promise that a chicken sandwich where the bread is also chicken is somehow the panacea for our nihilistic woes when the real solution is freedom from even the desire to be happy
 Christina: That's because it isn't.
Image 211720   10-26-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
566
 
 Shay: @Uncle Phil HONK! HONK!
 Uncle Phil: Doug Funnie got weird after Disney bought it.
 Ulillillia: "And that's why we have to scrap Obamacare"
 Annoying Vegan : Buttghost
 Christina: You've gone to the wrong kind of doctor.
Image 211719   10-26-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
423
 
 piranharama: Pimpster
 Not A Bot: Is this some anticapitalist message I'm not getting?
Image 211718   10-26-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
759
 
 Side Boob: He's a cute kitten and he knows it!
 Dan Tagonistic: What so smug about pusskins?
Image 211717   10-26-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
539
 
 Greifer: does it have a multitab adapter?
 Mr. Butt: @Ulillillia I laughed out loud at this.
 Shay: Nothing wrong here.
 Ulillillia: There were four of them in the box
 Ihminen: This got me thinking (or more like fantasizing pretty much)... getting a mint ps1 in an unopened box would be rad as hell!
Image 211716   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
358
 
 not i spy: Using hyphens as em-dashes is also a sin
 Uncle Phil: @WaffleIron It's more like tatoos of razors and shaving cream.
 Not A Bot: Poor Bruce Campbell.
 WaffleIron: Shaving tattoos sounds downright painful, let alone sinful.
 ChubbyBuddy: Try Not To Be a Dick, but if you are a dick sometimes at least say something funny
 ChubbyBuddy: i live according to the One Commandment
Image 211715   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
545
 
Image 211714   10-26-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
389
 
 Peter Pantsless: haha what a dick
 Dr Awkward: Day 87... It doesn't smell great in here, but they haven't caught on.
 kazzy94: Selling drugs to waterfowl. You son of a bitch.
 Air Biscuit: Just working through some things.
 Ulillillia: Alllllrighty then
 Christina: "It's just me, another swan."
Image 211713   10-26-17   Uploaded by    male anon
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