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268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

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268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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11. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
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Score:
358
 
 tib gubb: wow, they really know their audience
 Scoo: Already on it...
Image 211468   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
148
 
 zodiacflash: ...and that is a mirror of a pool.
 RiderFan: My garden? Nothing there.
 bug: I don't have a garden. ...oh, yeah.
 sparenamelaptopdied: My heart is packed full of rusty car-parts, dead goldfish and the shit from someone else's cat
 soccer: Or a garden.
 Hokie333: Black, dried and withered? check. Infested with worms? check. Diseased and decayed? check.
 Warrax: What? No it's not. That doesn't even make sense.
 kazzy94: No wonder my plants are all dead
Image 211467   10-25-17   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
617
 
 Cami: Racist.
 Warrax: Tag urself, that's me second from the right.
 guccigucci: "Let the eating competition begin!"
Image 211466   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
698
 
 MasterTwig: These loss edits are getting really elaborate.
 bug: Weird segregationist stuff on AG today.
 Grandmaster Fat: @Christina maybe they ate them afterwards. I know I would.
 Christina: Cool, but oreos were wasted.
 Call Of Pooty: @VeeKay Free but not wasted..
 VeeKay: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time free
Image 211465   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
393
 
 Troll: @male anon me also
 Ulillillia: @Natch Ha
Image 211464   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
375
 
 Mr Bleak: Should have used a permanent marker...
 PenguinBartender: "I've seen some tricks man... and some treats."
 Backhand: War is hell.
 Science: @bigbison: Hey now - always give Science a go!
 Science: Long night of partying
 VeeKay: 15 beers later...
 Knice: Awe, someone's tired.
Image 211463   10-25-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
340
 
 kornisjon: That thing is definitely full of disappointments.
 bad tony: "Fun Size" is what I call my hog.
 SpaceCow: How to get free toilet paper. Chapter 2. Hand these out on Halloween.
 Off Topic: This should be enough evidence to commit this person of child abuse.
 RogueLeader: -2 calories.
 Side Boob: Just egg your own house to save time.
 wolfpk: Why no kids go by the nutritionist house on Halloween.
Image 211462   10-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
93
 
 tib gubb: i guess if the file system is your entire computer. i guess.
 Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman Eee-ooow! Hopefully it had nothing to do with food...
 namaste: Database, actually.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Mr Bleak ha! or if its like one horrible place i worked for two days theres a big stack in the bathroom.
 Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It's in the traditional place: A pile of mags under the bed
 Pront Remp: @Christina Mentats.
 Sadbot: @ThoughtlessGentleman it's hidden in someplace nobody would want to look, the directory labeled "De-toxing/Colonics/"
 Not A Bot: A simple styling makes the ordinary, striking.
 eykei: Not True and not even funny tbh.
 Christina: Computers were people, mostly women, that did computations.
 Christina: Computers were people.
 kazzy94: Alright, who told the baby boomers about friendly spaceship?
 VeeKay: Horribly difficult to delete in my experience.
 Grandmas Ghost: Games = folder full of DnD notes
 Sydney: an abacus would be closer to the truth
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i dont see porn anywhere. lame.
 a robot: Well no, that's a filing cabinet.
Image 211461   10-25-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
513
 
 Jabberwikket: "I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque. A little help?"
 Micro Jackson: So lost (sniffs)
 when so: interesting choice in names
 Christina: Found!
Image 211460   10-25-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
321
 
 El hefe: No oxy's for you Walter
 saluted: You might have something else.
 Knice: The face of negative pain! ;-P
Image 211459   10-25-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
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