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248931  Dr Awkward: So, flushing things does make them simply disappear? Even if it's criminal evidence? Asking for a friend.

248896  raditzu: he sent her his sperm via mail or wut?

248929  Dr Awkward: There's something to be said about the comfort of being united against the bad guy. Honestly, who the fuck knows who that really is anymore.

248869  Telkwa: Ya but he got yellow carded for tearing open his chest and revealing his heart.

248905  raditzu: ...or, more probable, in the ER.

248907  raditzu: bluebird of happiness! well, masked one, but still!

248913  raditzu: real men eat tidepods and drink bleach

248923  WannaBee: @raditzu it seems like a lot more than that.

248932  WannaBee: This is why Helen left him.

248923  raditzu: @WannaBee 3rd time in 2 weeks or so

248873  Telkwa: It's fun to watch when dog's raised around lakes meet the ocean for the first time.

248855  addend: @VoR "Purple members", he-heh.

248879  Telkwa: Diggin' that sweet car ride AC.

248893  Annoying Vegan : I knew a girl in school who used a ketchup bottle this way.

248938  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

248923  Whatever: Really? You call that a noose?

248861  Joseph: Your note is blocking my wheelchair thing.

248925  Annoying Vegan : This breaks the derpometer.

248935  glenalec: Do not give the bison psychoactive substances

248935  glenalec: Stairs lead to a big shed.

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248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248680 bug: pornhub

248843 tib gubb: that's the temporal paradox episode

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248853 Jaunty Shrimp: @Robespierre If you judge a book by the cover, then you judge the look by lover heh

248870 Jaunty Shrimp: Dont make me won't like me when I'm kermy

248841 Korrok: Korrok approves.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

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 Mr Bleak: @sparenamelaptopdied "Is this some kind of bust?" "Well, it's very impressive, yes - but we need to ask you a few questions."
 Felicity: @Science The answer to (Is this a) cigarette? would indeed be Yes it is, not Yes I know. :-)
 Science: It took me two weeks to find Stella's apartment...she had neglected to give me her address.
 Phillee: @Felicity "(is this a) cigarette?"
 Felicity: @sparenamelaptopdied I always want to fix that joke. Cigarette is a question, not a statement, so the reply should be Yes it is, not Yes I know. IIRC later on they did fix it, with the standard reply being Yes, but thats not important right now
 glenalec: Yep. That was a joke.
 WTF: Too soon.
 sparenamelaptopdied: just got my 10yr old son watching Police Squad - he loves it. "Cigarette?", " Yes, I know.."
Image 211166   10-23-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
 sparenamelaptopdied: Lake Albuquerque?
 Urn BooUrn: Makin Easter eggs.
 Air Biscuit: Wasent there already a sequel to donnie darko?
 Cami: There can be only one....lapin.
Image 211165   10-23-17   Uploaded by    windows96
 VeeKay: The stank though.
 agentpaint: Kill it with fire
Image 211164   10-23-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
 zrj235: @jochenau *drinks mixture* what was i not supposed to do th
 a robot: Those are Essie bottles so that's about $60 worth of boring, nearly-identical nail polish
 jochenau: *mixes them all together*
 Mr. Shine: 3rd from right looks like "waffle topping."
Image 211163   10-23-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
 jazzjunkie: @glenalec There's no holding me back!
 archanon: I'm more worried about the damage to my hands.
 tib gubb: i bet they have regular emails with ridiculous customer complaints all the time
 glenalec: Avoid jazz-hands
 sparenamelaptopdied: I, too, go all thumbs when typing
Image 211162   10-23-17   Uploaded by    Weather
 zrj235: @Air Biscuit I'm pretty sure @drewtoothpaste is just a lost time traveler who really just wants to get home.
 WaffleIron: @bug : Turns out it's "for dogs" and I quote: "Solid Gold S.E.P. is a coprophagia supplement. It contains glutamic acid which makes the stool taste very bitter thereby breaking the habit of stool eating."
 WaffleIron: @bug : I think you should click it to find out, and report back... for the greater good.
 grizzly: @bug you should stop eating poop powder.
 bug: @WaffleIron Seriously. Now it recommends that I buy "Stop Eating Poop Powder." I have no idea what that is, but I'm not clicking on it.
 tib gubb: congrats on being a normal, albeit awful, person
 Flarmie: I also once accidentally clicked on an anti-vaxxer video and was swarmed with similar videos in my suggestions until I told Amazon to forget I clicked on the first video.
 Flarmie: @WaffleIron Yeah, I have to open the links in a Private Window.
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron drew is the john connor we need. Fight the machines before they rise.
 WaffleIron: The Worst Things For Sale gives Amazon a VERY bad impression of who you are.
 funny in the wall: Congrats on making correct life choices
Image 211161   10-23-17   Uploaded by    fishing
 Jabberwikket: "Now that you know the location of my secret lair, you will have to die, Mr Bond"
 Urn BooUrn: Cat eggs are oddly shaped and surprisingly large.
Image 211160   10-23-17   Uploaded by    happier
 sparenamelaptopdied: Oh luk, it's The Sfinkz
Image 211159   10-23-17   Uploaded by    catheter
 Fursona: @macrocosm looool
 Felicity: Holland
 Cami: Keeping your outside entrance clean helps keep your foyer clean.
Image 211158   10-23-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
 Urn BooUrn: I can here tetris music in my head.
 Air Biscuit: Portable video games and food in one convienent place!
 Shay: @SomeCanadian Not as bad as the guy next door, his Game Gear fridge only lasts 30 minutes on fully charged AA batteries.
 SomeCanadian: That's a lot of AA batteries.
Image 211157   10-23-17   Uploaded by    skittles
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