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263346  Side Boob: I hate those mornings.

263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

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263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?


263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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 Mr Bleak: @sparenamelaptopdied "Is this some kind of bust?" "Well, it's very impressive, yes - but we need to ask you a few questions."
 gutwheat: @Science The answer to (Is this a) cigarette? would indeed be Yes it is, not Yes I know. :-)
 Science: It took me two weeks to find Stella's apartment...she had neglected to give me her address.
 Phillee: @Felicity "(is this a) cigarette?"
 Taters: @sparenamelaptopdied I always want to fix that joke. Cigarette is a question, not a statement, so the reply should be Yes it is, not Yes I know. IIRC later on they did fix it, with the standard reply being Yes, but thats not important right now
 FarmerWalk: Yep. That was a joke.
 WTF: Too soon.
 sparenamelaptopdied: just got my 10yr old son watching Police Squad - he loves it. "Cigarette?", " Yes, I know.."
Image 211166   10-23-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
 sparenamelaptopdied: Lake Albuquerque?
 Urn BooUrn: Makin Easter eggs.
 Air Biscuit: Wasent there already a sequel to donnie darko?
 Cami: There can be only one....lapin.
Image 211165   10-23-17   Uploaded by    windows96
 VeeKay: The stank though.
 agentpaint: Kill it with fire
Image 211164   10-23-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
 zrj235: @jochenau *drinks mixture* what was i not supposed to do th
 a robot: Those are Essie bottles so that's about $60 worth of boring, nearly-identical nail polish
 jochenau: *mixes them all together*
 Mr. Shine: 3rd from right looks like "waffle topping."
Image 211163   10-23-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
 jazzjunkie: @glenalec There's no holding me back!
 archanon: I'm more worried about the damage to my hands.
 tib gubb: i bet they have regular emails with ridiculous customer complaints all the time
 ani625: Avoid jazz-hands
 sparenamelaptopdied: I, too, go all thumbs when typing
Image 211162   10-23-17   Uploaded by    Weather
 zrj235: @Air Biscuit I'm pretty sure @drewtoothpaste is just a lost time traveler who really just wants to get home.
 WaffleIron: @bug : Turns out it's "for dogs" and I quote: "Solid Gold S.E.P. is a coprophagia supplement. It contains glutamic acid which makes the stool taste very bitter thereby breaking the habit of stool eating."
 WaffleIron: @bug : I think you should click it to find out, and report back... for the greater good.
 grizzly: @bug you should stop eating poop powder.
 bug: @WaffleIron Seriously. Now it recommends that I buy "Stop Eating Poop Powder." I have no idea what that is, but I'm not clicking on it.
 tib gubb: congrats on being a normal, albeit awful, person
 Flarmie: I also once accidentally clicked on an anti-vaxxer video and was swarmed with similar videos in my suggestions until I told Amazon to forget I clicked on the first video.
 Flarmie: @WaffleIron Yeah, I have to open the links in a Private Window.
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron drew is the john connor we need. Fight the machines before they rise.
 WaffleIron: The Worst Things For Sale gives Amazon a VERY bad impression of who you are.
 funny in the wall: Congrats on making correct life choices
Image 211161   10-23-17   Uploaded by    fishing
 Jabberwikket: "Now that you know the location of my secret lair, you will have to die, Mr Bond"
 Urn BooUrn: Cat eggs are oddly shaped and surprisingly large.
Image 211160   10-23-17   Uploaded by    happier
 sparenamelaptopdied: Oh luk, it's The Sfinkz
Image 211159   10-23-17   Uploaded by    catheter
 Fursona: @macrocosm looool
 fakeplastic: Holland
 Cami: Keeping your outside entrance clean helps keep your foyer clean.
Image 211158   10-23-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
 Urn BooUrn: I can here tetris music in my head.
 Air Biscuit: Portable video games and food in one convienent place!
 Shay: @SomeCanadian Not as bad as the guy next door, his Game Gear fridge only lasts 30 minutes on fully charged AA batteries.
 SomeCanadian: That's a lot of AA batteries.
Image 211157   10-23-17   Uploaded by    skittles
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