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249393  illBilliam: Eyewitnesses claim that a canine, possibly a coyote, was in the driver's seat.

249401  sparename: "Show Daddy EXACTLY where you found it.."

249388  sparename: Go home dog, you're blurred

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

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249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

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 Felicity: I agree, chocolate does not go with bacon soda
 tib gubb: that's why i'm proud to be american... and fat.
 Warrax: I'll take her word for it.
 Mr Bleak: @ASTER I don't think flavors like that work.
 ASTER: @melted plastic I don't think flavors work like that.
 elmosco: The lady is badding the soda (likely for good reason), but I'll rad the picture.
 Prostata: that shit is just plain nasty
Image 211080   10-23-17   Uploaded by    berlin
 raditzu: so nice it aches
 Mr Bleak: @Himesama Outside the cities, it is: inside the cities, it's a nightmare neon hell of not-enough-space-for-anything-and-it-still-costs-too-much. Strange place, strange people - but I like both.
 Himesama: I really hope to visit Japan someday it looks so beautiful.
 San DoDo: Nihon
Image 211079   10-23-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
 Himesama: *mission impossible theme*
 El Barto: You forgot the Feliway!
Image 211078   10-23-17   Uploaded by    generic
 Felicity: A mauntain
 tib gubb: a felump
 BavidDowie: What do you call a pile of cats waging a never-ending war against vaguely defined third-world guerrilla factions? The Meowlitary-Industrial Complex
 Air Biscuit: What do you call a pile of cats overthrowing the established chain of command? A meowtiny.
 Not A Bot: Nils Olav!
Image 211077   10-23-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron Dont stop to read it! Get out of the way! (Get it? Because dodge...)
 WaffleIron: I think it says dodge rambo.
Image 211076   10-23-17   Uploaded by    caesar
 twitter: Well, they told me to come here, so I did.
 Warrax: I can live with this.
 XLY: @Mr Mumble Nowhere, the tank is empty and gas is $666million/gallon
 Christina: Now called Sunny Acres. (#211083)
 Ihminen: Hey Satan, pay my gas! playing in a rockin' band
 El Barto: @Mr Mumble Parliment house. *shudder*
 Ulillillia: @peeper Neat
Image 211075   10-23-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
 Felicity: Better answer: Dont worry about it Samantha; Ill just block you instead
 whipwing: Ironically, probably the one person you don't need to block.
 iCEy: Such a polite gentleman, that Jim.
Image 211074   10-23-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
 WaffleIron: @Hokie333 : just another example of people thinking theyre doing the right thing. A situation like that is soon to unfold when the light goes green.
 sue: #lifehacks
 Air Biscuit: Wheres his little"california clean air" sticker that entifles him to use carpool lanes at will and generally not follow any traffic rules at all?
 Hokie333: @WaffleIron "This is a lighthouse. Your call." (not sure what this has to do with the pic, or are we trying to emulate Not A Bot's sometimes-almost-relevant randomness?)
 Teechur: @Haute and sweaty Heck yes! And they have Lawson's French Onion chip dip! The best in the world!
 Himesama: People like this REALLY scare me now. I was in a accident a week ago.
 pusha p: @Haute and sweaty All the Valeros in my state are now turning into Circle K' yes!
 WaffleIron: " This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship."
 El Barto: That is why I always look both ways. Because idiots. Because forgetful people. Because heart attacks and stroke. Because SURPRISE bees and spiders.
 Dr Awkward: @au bon pain Guy deserved more than a thumbs up
 Haute and sweaty: Circle K still exists!?
 ignatz: well, at least they stopped at the lights..
 Derp Herpigan: Oh mercy me, I forgot that I'm in the colonies!
Image 211073   10-23-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
 Air Biscuit: This GTAV DLC is kinda pricey.
 Mr Bleak: @forkbear Spitfire. If you get the chance - and you probably won't now - watch one dance in the sky, and just listen. Pure magic.
 Not A Bot: Women, amirite?
 ignatz: The other day I overheard a small boy say to his friend: 'I really love the Lancaster bomber!' Some things will never change..
 Not A Bot: Then how am I supposed to stay awake on long drives?
Image 211072   10-23-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
 LurkedMoar: Shocked and a frayed
 BavidDowie: This is fine.
 a robot: @Yurishiro Yeah, right here #211063
 Yurishiro: My cybernetic eye detected...NUDITY!
 tib gubb: there's yer problem
Image 211071   10-23-17   Uploaded by    maura
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