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272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

272949  Side Boob: Blep

272950  Side Boob: Dear bird, fuck off just now.

272931  tib gubb: touchbown!

272956  Side Boob: Clearly, the officer was bewitched as well.

272945  BavidDowie: *through full mouth* "IT'S MUH BERFDEY"

272931  Dr Awkward: Its possible that this person is really dumb and doesnt realize the phrase / song is *To Be

272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

272950  Prostata: another one for the collection! #272952

272941  Crim Tender: Good Lord!

272941  Mr Bleak: Night train to switcherino

272950  White Rice: Not today, Satan.

272950  Dr Awkward: Remind me to never steal chips from Moms plate without asking.

272958  Prostata: what the actual fuck?

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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Score:
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 p nut: I agree, chocolate does not go with bacon soda
 tib gubb: that's why i'm proud to be american... and fat.
 Warrax: I'll take her word for it.
 Mr Bleak: @ASTER I don't think flavors like that work.
 ASTER: @melted plastic I don't think flavors work like that.
 elmosco: The lady is badding the soda (likely for good reason), but I'll rad the picture.
 Prostata: that shit is just plain nasty
Image 211080   10-23-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
530
 
 raditzu: so nice it aches
 Mr Bleak: @Himesama Outside the cities, it is: inside the cities, it's a nightmare neon hell of not-enough-space-for-anything-and-it-still-costs-too-much. Strange place, strange people - but I like both.
 Himesama: I really hope to visit Japan someday it looks so beautiful.
 San DoDo: Nihon
Image 211079   10-23-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
549
 
 Himesama: *mission impossible theme*
 El Barto: You forgot the Feliway!
Image 211078   10-23-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
447
 
 BILL DOOR: NO. I CALL IT A NICE PILE.
 Oh Don Piano: A mauntain
 tib gubb: a felump
 BavidDowie: What do you call a pile of cats waging a never-ending war against vaguely defined third-world guerrilla factions? The Meowlitary-Industrial Complex
 Air Biscuit: What do you call a pile of cats overthrowing the established chain of command? A meowtiny.
 Not A Bot: Nils Olav!
Image 211077   10-23-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
123
 
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron Dont stop to read it! Get out of the way! (Get it? Because dodge...)
 WaffleIron: I think it says dodge rambo.
Image 211076   10-23-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
524
 
 twitter: Well, they told me to come here, so I did.
 Warrax: I can live with this.
 XLY: @Mr Mumble Nowhere, the tank is empty and gas is $666million/gallon
 Christina: Now called Sunny Acres. (#211083)
 Ihminen: Hey Satan, pay my gas! playing in a rockin' band
 El Barto: @Mr Mumble Parliment house. *shudder*
 Ulillillia: @peeper Neat
Image 211075   10-23-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
453
 
 Soaps Pierre: Better answer: Dont worry about it Samantha; Ill just block you instead
 whipwing: Ironically, probably the one person you don't need to block.
 iCEy: Such a polite gentleman, that Jim.
Image 211074   10-23-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
276
 
 WaffleIron: @Hokie333 : just another example of people thinking theyre doing the right thing. A situation like that is soon to unfold when the light goes green.
 sue: #lifehacks
 Air Biscuit: Wheres his little"california clean air" sticker that entifles him to use carpool lanes at will and generally not follow any traffic rules at all?
 Hokie333: @WaffleIron "This is a lighthouse. Your call." (not sure what this has to do with the pic, or are we trying to emulate Not A Bot's sometimes-almost-relevant randomness?)
 Teechur: @Haute and sweaty Heck yes! And they have Lawson's French Onion chip dip! The best in the world!
 Himesama: People like this REALLY scare me now. I was in a accident a week ago.
 pusha p: @Haute and sweaty All the Valeros in my state are now turning into Circle K's...so yes!
 WaffleIron: " This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship."
 El Barto: That is why I always look both ways. Because idiots. Because forgetful people. Because heart attacks and stroke. Because SURPRISE bees and spiders.
 Dr Awkward: @au bon pain Guy deserved more than a thumbs up
 Haute and sweaty: Circle K still exists!?
 fink: well, at least they stopped at the lights..
 Derp Herpigan: Oh mercy me, I forgot that I'm in the colonies!
Image 211073   10-23-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
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 Air Biscuit: This GTAV DLC is kinda pricey.
 Mr Bleak: @forkbear Spitfire. If you get the chance - and you probably won't now - watch one dance in the sky, and just listen. Pure magic.
 Not A Bot: Women, amirite?
 Cyka: The other day I overheard a small boy say to his friend: 'I really love the Lancaster bomber!' Some things will never change..
 Not A Bot: Then how am I supposed to stay awake on long drives?
Image 211072   10-23-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
349
 
 LurkedMoar: Shocked and a frayed
 BavidDowie: This is fine.
 a robot: @Yurishiro Yeah, right here #211063
 Weedheart: My cybernetic eye detected...NUDITY!
 tib gubb: there's yer problem
Image 211071   10-23-17   Uploaded by    maura
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