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216630  jem: "I'm too old for this shit."

216617  tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!

216614  VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!

216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

216590  Shay: OH FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK!!!!

216594  Shay: AFLAC

216613  SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?

216609  Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!

216615  SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.

216604  Shay: (DO NOT SHAKE)

216629  Knice: Saucy!

216621  SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.

216631  Knice: Looks like a rather loveless coupling there. :-(

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216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.



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 bug: What kind of dog is that
 Hokie333: Yeah, I hate trackpads and tiny 'travel' laptop mice too.
Image 210905   10-22-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
64
 
 WTF: @blablabla Looks like Alpha and Omega-bits.
 Shay: Breast Cancer Awareness ribbons? Jesus fish? Christmas trees?
Image 210904   10-22-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
208
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Felicity: Recently I rediscovered my love of Reese Big Cups (they have extra peanut butter)
 cenecia: And today, a doctor gets to keep their job.
 Mr. Whiskers: This PB Cup is wrong
 OldKentuckyShark: choices were made. "I could have a healthy apple, or... Oh hell, who am i trying to fool?"
Image 210903   10-22-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
579
 
 Mr Bleak: Sigh... switcherino gets me again... watch (question mark) v=pMEfOAvuyH4
 Mr Bleak: @sparenamelaptopdied They were when May did his Plasticine Garden for the Chelsea Flower Show (and won a special - Plasticine - award). There is footage on YouTube: sausagepMEfOAvuyH4 (I can't post links here, so append that to the usual address)
 bug: Does their painting have a watermark on it?
 Spazstatic: Thought she was Cruella DeVille at first.
 sparenamelaptopdied: This made me realise that I've never seen James May and Stephen Fry in the same picture
Image 210902   10-22-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
314
 
 Spazstatic: Cute, cuddly, cuttlefish
 when so: this would be a neat halloween costume
Image 210901   10-22-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
400
 
 Unbathed: Waterfowl Transfixed
 when so: abstract boye
Image 210900   10-22-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
433
 
 Springbok: @bug No, you were
 bug: Was Peter the major bug?
 Yurishiro: For Pete's sake!
 fanny: @FabricMan aww now i know why @Peter Pantsless has been MIA :(
 FabricMan: Goddamn it, Peter!
 Dr Awkward: About time.
Image 210899   10-22-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
759
 
 El hefe: Auto rad for Bill Waterson
Image 210898   10-22-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
436
 
 copunter: Take it from one of the few authors who has actually written more books than he's read
 trelyate: you can't spell subtext without buttsex
 Felicity: I thought it was a young Harlan Ellison. He did used to look like that in the 1970s
 Fancy Clown: Check out Garth Merengi's dark place by the way
 Fancy Clown: Garth Merengi
 VoR: Text me!
 WTF: and I know some who use supertext!
Image 210897   10-22-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
502
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Kevin II that last one was meant for you...
 sparenamelaptopdied: I've been asked this before, is it a thing? I am @sparename on a tablet after my laptop died, again, Tosh Tecra M9, on my fifth chassis, getting cheaper... - just swap drive, CPU and memory, keeping all the obscure programs that I've paid for over the years that let me talk to all the equipment at work
 Kevin II: who are you @sparenamelaptopdied
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr. Bathroom: yes they are. They swab their gloves after fondling you to see if your junk has been near explosives, then they run the swab through the machine.
 Hosebag: Testes, testes, One, two...uh three?
 addend: "Thanks for wearing gloves, but why the lube?"
 Teechur: @Hosebag *two
 Yurishiro: Everything has been already said. Good job aggronauts.
 Hosebag: Yep, that's a dick alright.
 bug: I don't see it... wait, yes, there it is. Your last shred of dignity. Ok, now turn around.
 WTF: "Bill, a 'yes' would suffice. We don't need to consummate the engagement right here."
 Christina: Now, propose.
 Dr. Bathroom: Are those gas chromatographs on the table? Pretty neat.
 RiderFan: *cue the swank bass*
 sparenamelaptopdied: "That's fine, Sir, you were, in fact, just pleased to see me..."
Image 210896   10-22-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
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